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Another deal made by our GREAT president!
January 18, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Another deal made by our GREAT president!
(clocking into my job as social media manager of a multi-billion dollar company): BRING BACK TRIANGULAR BOOBS
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
(clocking into my job as social media manager of a multi-billion dollar company): BRING BACK TRIANGULAR BOOBS
If your house is on fire, and the firefighters show up and demand you compromise with the fire, just let it have half your house you’ll be fine, okay now 3/4ths, yeah it’s logical to be more mad at the firefighters than the fire.
January 15, 2026 at 9:35 PM
If your house is on fire, and the firefighters show up and demand you compromise with the fire, just let it have half your house you’ll be fine, okay now 3/4ths, yeah it’s logical to be more mad at the firefighters than the fire.
It must rule so hard to be a democrat apologist. They can never do anything and their mean voters are always bullying them for tiny things like supporting genocide and funding the world’s most murderous military. They’re smol beans who need unlimited funds and support to do Something, Eventually™️
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
It must rule so hard to be a democrat apologist. They can never do anything and their mean voters are always bullying them for tiny things like supporting genocide and funding the world’s most murderous military. They’re smol beans who need unlimited funds and support to do Something, Eventually™️
So anyway yeah I’m… I’m in nursing school and… huh, that’s a pretty full book, isn’t it
December 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So anyway yeah I’m… I’m in nursing school and… huh, that’s a pretty full book, isn’t it
In this house, THIS is the only Disney x Sora crossover we respect
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
In this house, THIS is the only Disney x Sora crossover we respect
all part of the plan
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
all part of the plan
My man really unironically said
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My man really unironically said
Last night I watched Bringing Up Baby (1938)
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Last night I watched Bringing Up Baby (1938)
When they asked trump why he pardoned CZ from binance he literally was like “I know nothing about it” and said people just told him the guy was innocent. We’re destined to have one Brandon president after another forever
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When they asked trump why he pardoned CZ from binance he literally was like “I know nothing about it” and said people just told him the guy was innocent. We’re destined to have one Brandon president after another forever
Show trump and Mamdani in front of FDR to a liberal in February 2025 to kill them instantly
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Show trump and Mamdani in front of FDR to a liberal in February 2025 to kill them instantly
They call me the wedding bastard. The bastard of weddings
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
They call me the wedding bastard. The bastard of weddings
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
This is the only trump halloween tradition I celebrate
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is the only trump halloween tradition I celebrate
Superdog taking a supernap
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Superdog taking a supernap
We did it Reddit
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We did it Reddit
I’m rooting for the team in blue
October 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m rooting for the team in blue
I think this salamence is coming down with something :/
October 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think this salamence is coming down with something :/
Now that fall’s here I can finally start dressin again
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Now that fall’s here I can finally start dressin again
All of my large adult children love the bench method
October 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
All of my large adult children love the bench method
Not him hitting me with the Dutch angle
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Not him hitting me with the Dutch angle
And they were roommates
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And they were roommates