Because of hundreds of years of fetishizing “the center” that trains people not to pick a side then go back and forth with the wind to thunderous applause and praise every time

the people in charge of the toddler bought stocks in concrete wall repair companies

It’s just so perfect to see the natural conclusion of the project, your most rash, racist, dunning-Kruger great uncle using every institution of hate possible to cry about how they gave some other conservative idiot a fake prize. And they all just have to… go along with it.

This is the exact system they’ve designed over the last 50 years, meant to keep an army of voices in lockstep with whatever avatar of Business and White Christian Respectability currently leads it so number can go up while their unwashed voter base stays distracted on hating their neighbors

It’s not confusing at all, they want bad things to happen to people they don’t like, and good things to happen to them. They don’t have principles or morals, they never have, and any media figure who credulously talked about, like, their fear of the deficit rising should be permanently mocked

Another deal made by our GREAT president!

I think the whole appeal of Adam from cumtown is that he’s so annoying he makes regular people seem like gods, then makes losers seem like absolute monsters because they’re somehow more annoying than him