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Hello bluesky!
to the guy who stole my wallet, enjoy the 25p and the 2 euros and the crinkled up reciepts and the usb stick with all the porn on it i guess
April 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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How to make your dog age backwards Reddit
March 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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sure i smoked some weed in college, but i always smoked the antidote right after
July 6, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal
March 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
A Man called Otto pt. 2
January 15, 2024 at 12:24 PM
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Way to bring everyone down, asshole
December 2, 2023 at 2:34 PM
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did cave explorers decide to call it spelunking or was that imposed on them by their bully
December 8, 2023 at 4:13 AM
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I want my children to have better lives than me. For example, when I was a child, my father died in a horrible accident. I pray my children never have that happen to their father.
January 10, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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No one who whines about receiving a death threat on social media is ever talking about an actual genuine death threat worth treating as such. It's always "They told me to take a long walk off a short pier. They spoke of piano keys replacing my teeth. I am in fear for my life".
May 27, 2023 at 6:59 AM
Terrible news to wake up to. Tom Scott has died of old age.
January 2, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Anita’s Christmas Card
December 31, 2023 at 7:27 AM
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I need to hurry up and accomplish something with my life, so I can play videogames without feeling guilty.
December 19, 2023 at 11:35 PM
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"Thinker" yeah he looks like he's "thinking" real hard there
December 23, 2023 at 3:46 PM
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The Football Players by Henri Rousseau, 1908

https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137327
December 13, 2023 at 7:03 AM
London Underground is trying to give me schizophrenia
December 7, 2023 at 1:12 PM
early morning mushrooms
November 23, 2023 at 1:40 PM
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dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia
September 3, 2023 at 6:24 PM
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November 10, 2023 at 6:52 PM
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you have won the Internet 🤯🩷
November 10, 2023 at 10:42 AM
New Beatles song is pretty sweet
November 2, 2023 at 6:01 PM
Paris
November 2, 2023 at 1:47 PM
What kind of disgusting pro mastuarbation songs do they put on the radio these days? No I am not going to “Pump up the Jam”. Revolting.
November 1, 2023 at 4:34 PM
No one’s buying that shit if it was spelt Goochy
November 1, 2023 at 10:27 AM