Baron Worzel Gummidge
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Unsolicited writing advice, no. #1716336:
Over-use of dialogue tags and adverbs tends to draw attention away from the actual content of your dialogue. If you need to say in every case HOW someone said something, then consider that perhaps WHAT you made them say wasn't interesting enough.
Over-use of dialogue tags and adverbs tends to draw attention away from the actual content of your dialogue. If you need to say in every case HOW someone said something, then consider that perhaps WHAT you made them say wasn't interesting enough.
February 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. #1716336:
Over-use of dialogue tags and adverbs tends to draw attention away from the actual content of your dialogue. If you need to say in every case HOW someone said something, then consider that perhaps WHAT you made them say wasn't interesting enough.
Over-use of dialogue tags and adverbs tends to draw attention away from the actual content of your dialogue. If you need to say in every case HOW someone said something, then consider that perhaps WHAT you made them say wasn't interesting enough.
The Red storm warning belting our of our mobile phones in Scotland is in a machine USA accent.
January 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Red storm warning belting our of our mobile phones in Scotland is in a machine USA accent.
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This is the type of things people should do when they have the funds to afford it. Instead some jump up and down like a moron talking about sending the first Americans to Mars.
January 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This is the type of things people should do when they have the funds to afford it. Instead some jump up and down like a moron talking about sending the first Americans to Mars.
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Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”
AOC 🔥🎯
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Banksy drops another bomb.
January 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Banksy drops another bomb.
Love the Danes they are nearly as blunt as the Dutch!
Denmark telling Mr Trump to fuck off.
If this is a message you endorse, spread it.
If this is a message you endorse, spread it.
January 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Love the Danes they are nearly as blunt as the Dutch!
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For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
January 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.
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Institutional homicide.
Donald Trump has cancelled the $35 a month Insulin cap.
Prices are expected to almost instantly go back to $1500 a month.
Insulin costs $2 to make.
Prices are expected to almost instantly go back to $1500 a month.
Insulin costs $2 to make.
January 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Institutional homicide.
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As best you can, ignore him.
January 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As best you can, ignore him.
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Unsolicited writing advice, no. #1131333:
To those of you who are afraid, know this. Every act of creation is an act of courage. By making art, you are joining the fight. You are the resistance.
To those of you who are afraid, know this. Every act of creation is an act of courage. By making art, you are joining the fight. You are the resistance.
January 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. #1131333:
To those of you who are afraid, know this. Every act of creation is an act of courage. By making art, you are joining the fight. You are the resistance.
To those of you who are afraid, know this. Every act of creation is an act of courage. By making art, you are joining the fight. You are the resistance.
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Tonight’s episode of Emmerdale will be my last for a while.
I’m proud of the work I manage to do on the show… but you’re only as good as the people you get to work with and, on this particular episode, I was truly blessed. 🙌
Not one for the faint-hearted.
I’m proud of the work I manage to do on the show… but you’re only as good as the people you get to work with and, on this particular episode, I was truly blessed. 🙌
Not one for the faint-hearted.
January 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Tonight’s episode of Emmerdale will be my last for a while.
I’m proud of the work I manage to do on the show… but you’re only as good as the people you get to work with and, on this particular episode, I was truly blessed. 🙌
Not one for the faint-hearted.
I’m proud of the work I manage to do on the show… but you’re only as good as the people you get to work with and, on this particular episode, I was truly blessed. 🙌
Not one for the faint-hearted.
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Dear Ms Truss,
Please send me a similar legal letter and I will be glad to repeat the allegation without Parliamentary Privilege.
Please send me a similar legal letter and I will be glad to repeat the allegation without Parliamentary Privilege.
January 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Dear Ms Truss,
Please send me a similar legal letter and I will be glad to repeat the allegation without Parliamentary Privilege.
Please send me a similar legal letter and I will be glad to repeat the allegation without Parliamentary Privilege.
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Unsolicited writing advice, no #7262:
When you're editing a project, try changing the font before you start. It tricks your brain into seeing your words anew, making it easier to spot typos or areas that might need work.
When you're editing a project, try changing the font before you start. It tricks your brain into seeing your words anew, making it easier to spot typos or areas that might need work.
January 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Unsolicited writing advice, no #7262:
When you're editing a project, try changing the font before you start. It tricks your brain into seeing your words anew, making it easier to spot typos or areas that might need work.
When you're editing a project, try changing the font before you start. It tricks your brain into seeing your words anew, making it easier to spot typos or areas that might need work.
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North Londoners: there's this incredible little community cafe in Gospel Oak called Mother Canteen. Every day, they serve a different dish from around the world. Today they're doing Lamprais, a Sri Lankan dish. It is some next level shit. Never had anything like it.
www.mothercanteen.com/about
www.mothercanteen.com/about
About — MOTHER AT THE MOSAIC
www.mothercanteen.com
January 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
North Londoners: there's this incredible little community cafe in Gospel Oak called Mother Canteen. Every day, they serve a different dish from around the world. Today they're doing Lamprais, a Sri Lankan dish. It is some next level shit. Never had anything like it.
www.mothercanteen.com/about
www.mothercanteen.com/about
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I'll be on Loose Ends tonight on Radio 4 at 6:15 - talking about urban fairies, growing up in Barnsley, and what Chocolat means to me. Please tune in if you can!
January 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I'll be on Loose Ends tonight on Radio 4 at 6:15 - talking about urban fairies, growing up in Barnsley, and what Chocolat means to me. Please tune in if you can!
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Excuse me while I sob hysterically. My 15yo has been working since July on her year-long school project, and she chose to hand-paint, write, and print a cookbook of family recipes. It's so beautiful. Welcome to the author club, kiddo 💗
January 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Excuse me while I sob hysterically. My 15yo has been working since July on her year-long school project, and she chose to hand-paint, write, and print a cookbook of family recipes. It's so beautiful. Welcome to the author club, kiddo 💗
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Unsolicited writing advice, #2818818:
If all your lead character does is serve the plot, then you didn't actually write a character.
If all your lead character does is serve the plot, then you didn't actually write a character.
January 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Unsolicited writing advice, #2818818:
If all your lead character does is serve the plot, then you didn't actually write a character.
If all your lead character does is serve the plot, then you didn't actually write a character.
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This letter in the New Statesman a couple of years ago seems even truer now.
January 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This letter in the New Statesman a couple of years ago seems even truer now.
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Psst Dragons Den new season starts tomorrow (Thursday jan 9th) 9pm BBC1…. Pass it on 🤫
January 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Psst Dragons Den new season starts tomorrow (Thursday jan 9th) 9pm BBC1…. Pass it on 🤫
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Kemi Badenoch, "The child sexual abuse scandal is one of the worst scandals in British history"
Nadine Dorries, "I can assure you, the entire time I was in cabinet, this was never discussed"
Nadine Dorries, "I can assure you, the entire time I was in cabinet, this was never discussed"
January 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Kemi Badenoch, "The child sexual abuse scandal is one of the worst scandals in British history"
Nadine Dorries, "I can assure you, the entire time I was in cabinet, this was never discussed"
Nadine Dorries, "I can assure you, the entire time I was in cabinet, this was never discussed"
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But if that amendment were to succeed, a whole education bill would collapse. It really is incredible the amount of executive control over British government the Tories wish to hand to Musk.
January 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
But if that amendment were to succeed, a whole education bill would collapse. It really is incredible the amount of executive control over British government the Tories wish to hand to Musk.
Newcastle were set up perfectly
January 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Newcastle were set up perfectly
Blimey I only nipped out to Tesco come back and Trump's taking on a member of the British Commonwealth. Has anyone told him who else is in it??
January 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Blimey I only nipped out to Tesco come back and Trump's taking on a member of the British Commonwealth. Has anyone told him who else is in it??
I can't help due to lack of knowledge can anyone else help?
I've suffered from psoriasis for most of my life and, at times, it's been so bad I've not wanted to use changing rooms, even when I played rugby.
The best product, Alphosyl ointment, was withdrawn. Today is just a case of trying different steroid ointments. Any tips will be gratefully considered.
The best product, Alphosyl ointment, was withdrawn. Today is just a case of trying different steroid ointments. Any tips will be gratefully considered.
January 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I can't help due to lack of knowledge can anyone else help?