Woz
@wozzatron.bsky.social
Sober, kind and fully dressed. Adidas obsessed. Something of a shithouse. UTFR etc etc🇾🇪
“Your tea’s ready now take those bloody headphones off around the house. I won’t tell you again.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
“Your tea’s ready now take those bloody headphones off around the house. I won’t tell you again.”
It’s Royle Family Christmas Special season. 📺 🎄
They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.
And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.
And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It’s Royle Family Christmas Special season. 📺 🎄
They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.
And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.
And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
By all means vote Reform if you want. We live in a democracy.
But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.
Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.
Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
By all means vote Reform if you want. We live in a democracy.
But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.
Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.
Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
“Three of our early 2026 games have been moved by the Premier League.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“Three of our early 2026 games have been moved by the Premier League.”
One of the best things about social media is stumbling across a picture of the king I haven’t seen before.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
One of the best things about social media is stumbling across a picture of the king I haven’t seen before.
Business Breakfast Wanker.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Business Breakfast Wanker.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
Thank you Senne.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Thank you Senne.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
11 games in, and the 12th international break of the season, how are we feeling reds?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
11 games in, and the 12th international break of the season, how are we feeling reds?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
A minimum of 3 more of these in the bag by the end of the season and it means the trophy has come home.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A minimum of 3 more of these in the bag by the end of the season and it means the trophy has come home.
He’s always had it in him. Told me he was going for a hotdog and came back with crisps.
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
He’s always had it in him. Told me he was going for a hotdog and came back with crisps.
Make it make sense.
I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.
And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.
And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Make it make sense.
I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.
And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.
And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
Less than 12 hours apart. 😂😂😂
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Less than 12 hours apart. 😂😂😂
Another day, another generous piece of impartial profiling, placed prominently on the BBC homepage.
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Another day, another generous piece of impartial profiling, placed prominently on the BBC homepage.
I genuinely believe he thought it wouldn’t go on half as long as it already has.
Opposition players are using it (as motivation) now too - which is very weird.
I saw the ad. Perhaps I’m being too generous, but that reeks of Paddy Power’s idea rather than his.
He just wants his team to win.
Opposition players are using it (as motivation) now too - which is very weird.
I saw the ad. Perhaps I’m being too generous, but that reeks of Paddy Power’s idea rather than his.
He just wants his team to win.
November 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I genuinely believe he thought it wouldn’t go on half as long as it already has.
Opposition players are using it (as motivation) now too - which is very weird.
I saw the ad. Perhaps I’m being too generous, but that reeks of Paddy Power’s idea rather than his.
He just wants his team to win.
Opposition players are using it (as motivation) now too - which is very weird.
I saw the ad. Perhaps I’m being too generous, but that reeks of Paddy Power’s idea rather than his.
He just wants his team to win.
He’d be out of the team next week if he’d have done that under LVG.
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
He’d be out of the team next week if he’d have done that under LVG.
The BBC are relentless
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The BBC are relentless
A very good way of getting people to stop questioning your system* is to win football matches.
* Tactics
* Signings
* Substitutions
* Pre-match meal
* Post-match warm down
* Choice of touchline attire
Long may it continue. UTFR.
* Tactics
* Signings
* Substitutions
* Pre-match meal
* Post-match warm down
* Choice of touchline attire
Long may it continue. UTFR.
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
A very good way of getting people to stop questioning your system* is to win football matches.
* Tactics
* Signings
* Substitutions
* Pre-match meal
* Post-match warm down
* Choice of touchline attire
Long may it continue. UTFR.
* Tactics
* Signings
* Substitutions
* Pre-match meal
* Post-match warm down
* Choice of touchline attire
Long may it continue. UTFR.
The power of love is a curious thing.
October 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The power of love is a curious thing.
I absolutely adore AFCON - my favourite international tournament.
But trying desperately not to think about this years.
But trying desperately not to think about this years.
October 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I absolutely adore AFCON - my favourite international tournament.
But trying desperately not to think about this years.
But trying desperately not to think about this years.
What a sad little life Jane.
October 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
What a sad little life Jane.