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Sober, kind and fully dressed. Adidas obsessed. Something of a shithouse. UTFR etc etc🇾🇪
“Your tea’s ready now take those bloody headphones off around the house. I won’t tell you again.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
🥶 06:59
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
It’s Royle Family Christmas Special season. 📺 🎄

They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.

And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
By all means vote Reform if you want. We live in a democracy.

But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.

Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
“Three of our early 2026 games have been moved by the Premier League.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the best things about social media is stumbling across a picture of the king I haven’t seen before.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Business Breakfast Wanker.

So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.

LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Thank you Senne.

Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
11 games in, and the 12th international break of the season, how are we feeling reds?

Happy with 7th?

Content?

Frustrated?

Optimistic?
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
What a picture. 📸
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A minimum of 3 more of these in the bag by the end of the season and it means the trophy has come home.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
He’s always had it in him. Told me he was going for a hotdog and came back with crisps.
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Make it make sense.

I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.

And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Less than 12 hours apart. 😂😂😂
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Another day, another generous piece of impartial profiling, placed prominently on the BBC homepage.
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
🥅
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
UTFR.
November 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I genuinely believe he thought it wouldn’t go on half as long as it already has.

Opposition players are using it (as motivation) now too - which is very weird.

I saw the ad. Perhaps I’m being too generous, but that reeks of Paddy Power’s idea rather than his.

He just wants his team to win.
November 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
He’d be out of the team next week if he’d have done that under LVG.
November 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The BBC are relentless
October 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
A very good way of getting people to stop questioning your system* is to win football matches.

* Tactics
* Signings
* Substitutions
* Pre-match meal
* Post-match warm down
* Choice of touchline attire

Long may it continue. UTFR.
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The power of love is a curious thing.
October 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I absolutely adore AFCON - my favourite international tournament.

But trying desperately not to think about this years.
October 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Essential.
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
What a sad little life Jane.
October 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM