Woz
@wozzatron.bsky.social
Sober, kind and fully dressed. Adidas obsessed. Something of a shithouse. UTFR etc etc🇾🇪
Liverpool’s form’s a worry isn’t it lads. Looks like they need to spend big in January. 🥸
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Liverpool’s form’s a worry isn’t it lads. Looks like they need to spend big in January. 🥸
Just nipping up to the loft for the winter duvet.
Does anyone need anything?
A laptop that broke in 2013?
All the United season reviews on VHS?
One of my dear old Nan’s dining chairs?
Does anyone need anything?
A laptop that broke in 2013?
All the United season reviews on VHS?
One of my dear old Nan’s dining chairs?
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Just nipping up to the loft for the winter duvet.
Does anyone need anything?
A laptop that broke in 2013?
All the United season reviews on VHS?
One of my dear old Nan’s dining chairs?
Does anyone need anything?
A laptop that broke in 2013?
All the United season reviews on VHS?
One of my dear old Nan’s dining chairs?
My sister lives in France, and my mum’s going to spend Christmas over there.
In my mind i was thinking we could have her over for NYE, do another Christmas Day then.
But have just found out she’s not coming back until 10th January.
I’m gutted.
Is that really immature?
In my mind i was thinking we could have her over for NYE, do another Christmas Day then.
But have just found out she’s not coming back until 10th January.
I’m gutted.
Is that really immature?
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
My sister lives in France, and my mum’s going to spend Christmas over there.
In my mind i was thinking we could have her over for NYE, do another Christmas Day then.
But have just found out she’s not coming back until 10th January.
I’m gutted.
Is that really immature?
In my mind i was thinking we could have her over for NYE, do another Christmas Day then.
But have just found out she’s not coming back until 10th January.
I’m gutted.
Is that really immature?
It’s Royle Family Christmas Special season. 📺 🎄
They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.
And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.
And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It’s Royle Family Christmas Special season. 📺 🎄
They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.
And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.
And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
By all means vote Reform if you want. We live in a democracy.
But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.
Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.
Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
By all means vote Reform if you want. We live in a democracy.
But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.
Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.
Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
“Three of our early 2026 games have been moved by the Premier League.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“Three of our early 2026 games have been moved by the Premier League.”
I’ve become obsessed with The Traitors over the last few weeks - since jumping on the bandwagon with the celeb version.
A nice antidote to the quiet midweeks.
But bringing it back to the mighty reds…..I really like the man, but I’m still not sure whether Ruben Amorim is a Faithful or a Traitor.
A nice antidote to the quiet midweeks.
But bringing it back to the mighty reds…..I really like the man, but I’m still not sure whether Ruben Amorim is a Faithful or a Traitor.
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’ve become obsessed with The Traitors over the last few weeks - since jumping on the bandwagon with the celeb version.
A nice antidote to the quiet midweeks.
But bringing it back to the mighty reds…..I really like the man, but I’m still not sure whether Ruben Amorim is a Faithful or a Traitor.
A nice antidote to the quiet midweeks.
But bringing it back to the mighty reds…..I really like the man, but I’m still not sure whether Ruben Amorim is a Faithful or a Traitor.
I will never be ok with the Scott McTominay sale.
We’re not quite Jaap Stam levels, but my god he’s not letting us move on, is he?
We’re not quite Jaap Stam levels, but my god he’s not letting us move on, is he?
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I will never be ok with the Scott McTominay sale.
We’re not quite Jaap Stam levels, but my god he’s not letting us move on, is he?
We’re not quite Jaap Stam levels, but my god he’s not letting us move on, is he?
How can there still be another 2 evenings of international matches?
This break has genuinely gone on forever.
This break has genuinely gone on forever.
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
How can there still be another 2 evenings of international matches?
This break has genuinely gone on forever.
This break has genuinely gone on forever.
Cinnamon is the best flavour. Of anything.
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Cinnamon is the best flavour. Of anything.
Turning into a debut season to forget, if true.
Can’t see him getting close to double figures.
Can’t see him getting close to double figures.
🔴🚨 • 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Benjamin Sesko is set to be OUT for at least a MONTH. #MUFC [Sky]
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Turning into a debut season to forget, if true.
Can’t see him getting close to double figures.
Can’t see him getting close to double figures.
That’s another England game that’s completely come and gone without my knowledge.
I’m assuming today was the 2nd of our international break.
I’m assuming today was the 2nd of our international break.
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
That’s another England game that’s completely come and gone without my knowledge.
I’m assuming today was the 2nd of our international break.
I’m assuming today was the 2nd of our international break.
One of the best things about social media is stumbling across a picture of the king I haven’t seen before.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
One of the best things about social media is stumbling across a picture of the king I haven’t seen before.
G’wan!
Fridolina Rolfo’s second-half header proves decisive as Manchester United earn victory over Paris Saint-Germain at Old Trafford.
It marks their third win out of three Champions League league phase matches this season, and moves the side up to third.
It marks their third win out of three Champions League league phase matches this season, and moves the side up to third.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
G’wan!
Business Breakfast Wanker.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Business Breakfast Wanker.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
Thank you Senne.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Thank you Senne.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
11 games in, and the 12th international break of the season, how are we feeling reds?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
11 games in, and the 12th international break of the season, how are we feeling reds?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
A bit like it’s all for show.
Maddison and Angry Ginge having a more intense reaction than the fans!
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
A bit like it’s all for show.
I’m certain that we’d have lost vs Spurs and Forest last season.
What I’m not sure of is how damaging dropping those 4 points from comfortable winning positions will be by the end of the season.
Could potentially be the difference between European football and not.
What I’m not sure of is how damaging dropping those 4 points from comfortable winning positions will be by the end of the season.
Could potentially be the difference between European football and not.
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I’m certain that we’d have lost vs Spurs and Forest last season.
What I’m not sure of is how damaging dropping those 4 points from comfortable winning positions will be by the end of the season.
Could potentially be the difference between European football and not.
What I’m not sure of is how damaging dropping those 4 points from comfortable winning positions will be by the end of the season.
Could potentially be the difference between European football and not.
3 in a row got us dreaming (and many counting their chickens).
Last two results probably a fairer reflection of where we are.
Progress on last season. But not revolutionary.
Last two results probably a fairer reflection of where we are.
Progress on last season. But not revolutionary.
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
3 in a row got us dreaming (and many counting their chickens).
Last two results probably a fairer reflection of where we are.
Progress on last season. But not revolutionary.
Last two results probably a fairer reflection of where we are.
Progress on last season. But not revolutionary.
Clean sheet on his debut now seven goals shipped in four games for Lammens.
Not suggesting it’s only on the keeper, but we need to be defending so much better.
A real concern. As is our away form.
Delighted for the international break.
Not suggesting it’s only on the keeper, but we need to be defending so much better.
A real concern. As is our away form.
Delighted for the international break.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Clean sheet on his debut now seven goals shipped in four games for Lammens.
Not suggesting it’s only on the keeper, but we need to be defending so much better.
A real concern. As is our away form.
Delighted for the international break.
Not suggesting it’s only on the keeper, but we need to be defending so much better.
A real concern. As is our away form.
Delighted for the international break.
Poor result but we take the point in the end.
UTFR and let’s all get on with the rest of our weekend.
UTFR and let’s all get on with the rest of our weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Poor result but we take the point in the end.
UTFR and let’s all get on with the rest of our weekend.
UTFR and let’s all get on with the rest of our weekend.