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Willzebub Schlitz

@wpschlitz.bsky.social

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Just another middle aged married white guy. He/him, lefty, fan of grindhouse/horror https://boxd.it/O6BX

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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · Aug 17

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Waters, von Trier, Meyer, Wishman, Findlay, Kern, Deodato, Wynorski, Hill, Briellat, Esper, Lenzi, Henenlotter, D’Amato, Fulci, and Buttgereit.

Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · Aug 17

Every woman I know with advanced degrees has dated this guy/met this guy at a party and he has implied how ignorant/stupid she actually was because she didn't recite the History of the Peloponnesian War from memory.

And then he's been blocked/avoided by every one of those women.

Coeur de Leon @sufipervert Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Dante, Goethe, Homer, Tolstoy, Aristotle, Pushkin, Blake, Lemontov, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, Cellini, Thuscydides, Tacitus, Montaigne, Virgil, Shakespeare, Stendahl, Cellini, Machiavellli, Melville, Milton, Conrad, Rimbaud and Holderin.

Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 6h

a black and white photo of a woman sitting at a table with the words we accept you written on the bottom

ALT: a black and white photo of a woman sitting at a table with the words we accept you written on the bottom

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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 7h

What the hell is wrong with that dude?!

a woman with red hair is saying " i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you "

ALT: a woman with red hair is saying " i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you "

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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 8h

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#31DaysOfWhorror gave us “Uninvited Guests”… those ladies had no business bustin in that cave and killing all those Crawlers.

A ★★★★ review of The Descent (2005)

I watched this movie some ten years ago or so and I did not enjoy it. I think I just got frustrated by all the darkness, screaming, quick cuts, cheap jumps, and the fact that I couldn’t keep a cast of...

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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 9h

Miss Tifa if you’re nasty.

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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 10h

Oh shit! They caught Becky!

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 12h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Zach Wilson @televisionaryzw.bsky.social · 13h

🚨🚨First time streaming alert 🚨🚨 Now streaming for what I believe is the first time in the US, all three seasons of Parker Lewis Can't Lose are on Plex!

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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 1d

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Kurt @flglchicago.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s video of the incident

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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 1d

I kinda figured it was the festival circuit. How rude for the rest of us plebes.

Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 1d

Half of these aren’t even released yet. What the heck?

Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 1d

Let me ask the fellas working down at the docks in Atlantic City and Cape May and Port Norris and everywhere in between.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "We call them the water drugs. The drugs that come in through water. They're not coming. There are no boats anymore. Frankly, there are no fishing boats. There are no boats out there period, if you want to know the truth. Does anybody go fishing anymore?"

Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 1d

“Bucking tradition and legal precedent” is awful milquetoast phrasing.

NPR @npr.org · 1d

President Trump is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to deploy the National Guard to Democratic-led cities like Portland, Oregon, and Chicago due to what he says is rampant crime and to support his crackdown on illegal immigration.

Trump's power to deploy National Guard, explained

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HIGNFY US @hignfyus.bsky.social · 4d

Correct answer, Michael!

An all-new episode airs TONIGHT at 9p on @cnn.com with guest panelists: John Hodgman and Akilah Hughes! Don't miss out!

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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 2d

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#31daysofwhorror today was “Your First Horror” and it’s got vampires and monsters and bats and a severed head and a girl in a bathtub and I saw it a million times on HBO as a kid.

A ★★★½ review of Saturday the 14th (1981)

31 Days of Whorror was “Your First Horror” and as far as I can remember this was probably it. A horror comedy that’s only occasionally funny and rarely ever scary, it’s still from the time when PG mo...

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 2d

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 2d

You probably read for enjoyment rather than clout. Loser.

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 3d

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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 3d

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I want that Helen shirt so bad.

A ★★★ review of I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)

Ok, I was able to make it for 31 Days of Whorror even though I misjudged yet again. It was supposed to be Teen Screams and these people were all in their early 20s. Whatever. I suck at themes anyway. ...

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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 3d

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I meant to watch I Know What You Did Last Summer for #31DaysofWhorror but I ended up with a Faustian porno instead.
Probably better off.

A ★★★★ review of The Devil Inside Her (1977)

Somehow I fell down a rabbit hole today and at the bottom discovered Zebedy Colt! I was expecting a bit more of a roughy for being billed as a “horror porno” but outside a fake beating and an orgy sce...

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 3d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Alex Arrelia @alexarrelia.bsky.social · 4d

It is unfathomable to me that we’re all just supposed to be okay with higher energy costs and more air and light pollution, in exchange for a machine that steals personal data and copyrighted material and produces slop and wage theft, and big tech can do this to our society unilaterally.

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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 4d

#31daysofwhorror was “Best Served Cold” so i went with what i was lead to believe was a revenge flick boxd.it/bgHC7H

A ★★★★ review of Deep Red (1975)

Today’s “31 Days of Whorror” was “Best Served Cold” so I went the Revenge route and searched “revenge horror”. This was high in the list and I’ve had it in my queue for a while so I went for it. I do...

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Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 4d

Post someone who looks good in black

Willzebub Schlitz @wpschlitz.bsky.social · 4d

Even if I checked each one and knew every one had not a single bullet among them I would feel icky having that many barrels pointed at my kid on their bike like that.

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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 5d

2012: 🤞perhaps 🤪 my 🪭 fans can 🔎 find some ✨clues✨ about my 💃personal 💃 life in this album 🤭

2025: this song is called BONER and its about my partner’s genitals and also his podcast

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