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Wren

@wrenpeixes.bsky.social

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They/It Gender is fake I play video games, read nerdy books, listen to DnD podcasts, and just recently got into sourdough

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Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 15h

my 6 years of service were some of the most useless and embarrassing years of my life

It's like getting paid to be babysat as an adult except your babysitter expects you to support war crimes

I get a free sandwich from Subway once a year tho so I guess it balances out

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · May 31

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 16h

an echo chamber is when people don't like me and laugh at me

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 1d

Anons of the jury,

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 1d

logical next step to dropping a song about your husband's dick is to announce your piss kink, or something

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 1d

Just say 'die' pussy

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 1d

I can't pull myself away from silksong tho. playing with mods now to make it harder to preserve the euphoria of beating something rly hard

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 1d

probably Silksong. Love it so much. The story, atmosphere, sexy bugs, gameplay... It's got it all.

it's a tough year, though. There are so many amazing games this year. Clair Obscur, Blue Prince, Yōtei, whatever milquetoast BS Nintendo put out, Megabonk, Death Stranding 2...

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 1d

lourve
@thelouvreof.bsky.social

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 1d

iconic tbh

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 1d

genuinely what do I gotta do to get haters like this. I feel like I'm missing out :/

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 1d

I would wear that hat if it wasn't AI slop tbh

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 1d

I just cut my bangs yesterday at work and my coworker freaked out

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 2d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 3d

did you just insultingly compare yourself to Elon Musk

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 3d

did you rehearse that in your head before hitting send

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Apr 28

A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 3d

you can't say it wouldn't be fuckin funny

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 3d

they should hire Elon Musk to fix things

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 3d

"it's like email but better"

motherfucker i hate email why is this your selling point

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 3d

waffles

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 3d

in one year's time this will probably just turn into Nazi Barbie when she goes full mask-off

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 3d

gonna start referring to her as The Self-Titled CEO of Taylor Swift

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 3d

I didn't know you were Israeli

Wren @wrenpeixes.bsky.social · 3d

ONLY exception is the second time i fought the Act 2 final boss, cuz you can't be cursed when triggering Act 3