Henrietta Squalor
@wrentasticflash.bsky.social
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I just realized that I feel extra dysphoric when I'm unhappy or upset because it reminds me of how my face looked all of the time pre transition.
October 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I just realized that I feel extra dysphoric when I'm unhappy or upset because it reminds me of how my face looked all of the time pre transition.
Business idea: combination Thai restaurant, wedding venue and monster dildo sex shop under one roof
Call it "Thai the Knot"
Call it "Thai the Knot"
August 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Business idea: combination Thai restaurant, wedding venue and monster dildo sex shop under one roof
Call it "Thai the Knot"
Call it "Thai the Knot"
Having to come to terms with loving my gf so much that I'm ruining her sleep schedule by keeping her up late telling her how precious and hauntingly beautiful she is. I wake up in the night and get excited to turn over and glance at her sleeping, it's like tumbleweeds of dreamy sunshine in my tummy.
August 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Having to come to terms with loving my gf so much that I'm ruining her sleep schedule by keeping her up late telling her how precious and hauntingly beautiful she is. I wake up in the night and get excited to turn over and glance at her sleeping, it's like tumbleweeds of dreamy sunshine in my tummy.
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
Quit eatin dry ass burgers with hans asperger and come eat some frankenfurters with a rank ten squirter
April 4, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Quit eatin dry ass burgers with hans asperger and come eat some frankenfurters with a rank ten squirter
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the two words every autistic girl loves to hear
"okay so"
"okay so"
March 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the two words every autistic girl loves to hear
"okay so"
"okay so"
The best interaction at our late valentine's party
Shayna: "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
Me: A klonWHAT BAR
Greg: "I spent like ten seconds thinking...what's a klontrans bar?"
Me: *almost hit my head on the table laughing so hard*
Shayna: "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
Me: A klonWHAT BAR
Greg: "I spent like ten seconds thinking...what's a klontrans bar?"
Me: *almost hit my head on the table laughing so hard*
February 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The best interaction at our late valentine's party
Shayna: "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
Me: A klonWHAT BAR
Greg: "I spent like ten seconds thinking...what's a klontrans bar?"
Me: *almost hit my head on the table laughing so hard*
Shayna: "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
Me: A klonWHAT BAR
Greg: "I spent like ten seconds thinking...what's a klontrans bar?"
Me: *almost hit my head on the table laughing so hard*
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idk what trans girl needs to hear this but: your teeth are so sharp and menacing! your claws could shred a man in seconds! you are capable of sooooo much violence. you look gorgeous soaked in blood.
January 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Stranger: Your dog looks unusual
Me: Yeah he’s interbred
Duck: *Waddles up* I’ll tell you who else is into bread
Me: Yeah he’s interbred
Duck: *Waddles up* I’ll tell you who else is into bread
November 15, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Stranger: Your dog looks unusual
Me: Yeah he’s interbred
Duck: *Waddles up* I’ll tell you who else is into bread
Me: Yeah he’s interbred
Duck: *Waddles up* I’ll tell you who else is into bread
How quickly we claim to know
The key has to fit
Turning it over and again
Fingers twisted sore and raw
How quickly we claim to know
That this is just the way it is
And how much worse it could be
If we'd dare to try again
How slowly we come to see
That when it's right
We never knew a damn thing
.
The key has to fit
Turning it over and again
Fingers twisted sore and raw
How quickly we claim to know
That this is just the way it is
And how much worse it could be
If we'd dare to try again
How slowly we come to see
That when it's right
We never knew a damn thing
.
December 14, 2024 at 5:38 AM
How quickly we claim to know
The key has to fit
Turning it over and again
Fingers twisted sore and raw
How quickly we claim to know
That this is just the way it is
And how much worse it could be
If we'd dare to try again
How slowly we come to see
That when it's right
We never knew a damn thing
.
The key has to fit
Turning it over and again
Fingers twisted sore and raw
How quickly we claim to know
That this is just the way it is
And how much worse it could be
If we'd dare to try again
How slowly we come to see
That when it's right
We never knew a damn thing
.
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Mid-coitus I attempt to disarm her by letting out a Wilhelm Scream. Her parry is frame perfect, countering with the Goofy Yell, killing me instantly.
December 11, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Mid-coitus I attempt to disarm her by letting out a Wilhelm Scream. Her parry is frame perfect, countering with the Goofy Yell, killing me instantly.
A simile without using like or as while also being a walkable surface that is your partner's other partner?
Why that's a metafloor, silly.
It's also a pun.
Why that's a metafloor, silly.
It's also a pun.
December 10, 2024 at 2:02 PM
A simile without using like or as while also being a walkable surface that is your partner's other partner?
Why that's a metafloor, silly.
It's also a pun.
Why that's a metafloor, silly.
It's also a pun.
This was an emotional rollercoaster, I seriously almost cried at the long shot of him in the trash after she smacked him 😭
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
This was an emotional rollercoaster, I seriously almost cried at the long shot of him in the trash after she smacked him 😭
...is it?
Is the presupposition here that one jacks off to touch a wiener and not to feel their wiener get touched?
Because in that case sure, you're being a little selfish.
Is the presupposition here that one jacks off to touch a wiener and not to feel their wiener get touched?
Because in that case sure, you're being a little selfish.
people constantly ask me “is jacking off homophobic?” and it’s a much more complicated question than they think
December 8, 2024 at 7:01 PM
...is it?
Is the presupposition here that one jacks off to touch a wiener and not to feel their wiener get touched?
Because in that case sure, you're being a little selfish.
Is the presupposition here that one jacks off to touch a wiener and not to feel their wiener get touched?
Because in that case sure, you're being a little selfish.
I used to dread the thought of meeting my younger self
But now...
No, I still don't have my shit together
But I'm proud of my want to be kind and loving after a life of so much pain and fear
I am finding self compassion
I have softened to embracing my needs
I think kid me would appreciate that.
But now...
No, I still don't have my shit together
But I'm proud of my want to be kind and loving after a life of so much pain and fear
I am finding self compassion
I have softened to embracing my needs
I think kid me would appreciate that.
December 8, 2024 at 7:57 AM
I used to dread the thought of meeting my younger self
But now...
No, I still don't have my shit together
But I'm proud of my want to be kind and loving after a life of so much pain and fear
I am finding self compassion
I have softened to embracing my needs
I think kid me would appreciate that.
But now...
No, I still don't have my shit together
But I'm proud of my want to be kind and loving after a life of so much pain and fear
I am finding self compassion
I have softened to embracing my needs
I think kid me would appreciate that.
The problem with text conversations is that one accidental space can wreck your whole idea of a person
Don't believe me?
"I'm in to pro state stuff"
as opposed to
I think you get it.
Don't believe me?
"I'm in to pro state stuff"
as opposed to
I think you get it.
December 6, 2024 at 9:59 PM
The problem with text conversations is that one accidental space can wreck your whole idea of a person
Don't believe me?
"I'm in to pro state stuff"
as opposed to
I think you get it.
Don't believe me?
"I'm in to pro state stuff"
as opposed to
I think you get it.
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Shut up, this is important. There's a type of caterpillar called the Gum-leaf Skeletonizer and it wears a stack of its own heads-from previous moltings-on its head. It is also called the Mad Haterpillar.
Okay, go back to whatever was less interesting than this.
Okay, go back to whatever was less interesting than this.
December 4, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Shut up, this is important. There's a type of caterpillar called the Gum-leaf Skeletonizer and it wears a stack of its own heads-from previous moltings-on its head. It is also called the Mad Haterpillar.
Okay, go back to whatever was less interesting than this.
Okay, go back to whatever was less interesting than this.
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It was the best of Shires
It was the Worcestershires
It was the Worcestershires
December 4, 2024 at 1:55 PM
It was the best of Shires
It was the Worcestershires
It was the Worcestershires
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I think that a lot of beliefs are based on how seemingly easy they are to defend. When morals can unilaterally come from a book or some guy you like it's ok to be cruel to others that stupidly ignore the obvious truth that happens to be evil for anyone to question. So don't even worry about it.
December 4, 2024 at 6:28 AM
I think that a lot of beliefs are based on how seemingly easy they are to defend. When morals can unilaterally come from a book or some guy you like it's ok to be cruel to others that stupidly ignore the obvious truth that happens to be evil for anyone to question. So don't even worry about it.
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Horror video game protagonists coming across ammo early in the game before scary stuff has happened:
“Huh, just some ammo lying around in the only kitchen drawer I can open. Well, that’s not ominous. I don’t even have a gun but I guess I’ll put it in my pocket for noooooo reason.”
“Huh, just some ammo lying around in the only kitchen drawer I can open. Well, that’s not ominous. I don’t even have a gun but I guess I’ll put it in my pocket for noooooo reason.”
December 1, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Horror video game protagonists coming across ammo early in the game before scary stuff has happened:
“Huh, just some ammo lying around in the only kitchen drawer I can open. Well, that’s not ominous. I don’t even have a gun but I guess I’ll put it in my pocket for noooooo reason.”
“Huh, just some ammo lying around in the only kitchen drawer I can open. Well, that’s not ominous. I don’t even have a gun but I guess I’ll put it in my pocket for noooooo reason.”
The other day at friends giving we were playing poker and I kept referencing yu-gi-oh and The Heart of the Cards and it became clear that not everyone knew what I was talking about so I explained:
The heart of the cards in the anime/manga is like magic super luck
In reality it's gambling addiction
The heart of the cards in the anime/manga is like magic super luck
In reality it's gambling addiction
November 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
The other day at friends giving we were playing poker and I kept referencing yu-gi-oh and The Heart of the Cards and it became clear that not everyone knew what I was talking about so I explained:
The heart of the cards in the anime/manga is like magic super luck
In reality it's gambling addiction
The heart of the cards in the anime/manga is like magic super luck
In reality it's gambling addiction
I wonder what it's like to not have anxiety
Anxiety is like... a hat that shoots bright lights in to my eyeballs randomly and yes, that is hard to ignore, and of course, the off switch is NEVER in the same place twice, it's in one of those phone reset holes and also the hat is entirely holes.
Anxiety is like... a hat that shoots bright lights in to my eyeballs randomly and yes, that is hard to ignore, and of course, the off switch is NEVER in the same place twice, it's in one of those phone reset holes and also the hat is entirely holes.
November 30, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I wonder what it's like to not have anxiety
Anxiety is like... a hat that shoots bright lights in to my eyeballs randomly and yes, that is hard to ignore, and of course, the off switch is NEVER in the same place twice, it's in one of those phone reset holes and also the hat is entirely holes.
Anxiety is like... a hat that shoots bright lights in to my eyeballs randomly and yes, that is hard to ignore, and of course, the off switch is NEVER in the same place twice, it's in one of those phone reset holes and also the hat is entirely holes.
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The first rule of identity theft is to have fun and be someone else
November 29, 2024 at 4:56 PM
The first rule of identity theft is to have fun and be someone else