Catherine Winters
@writingwinters.com
author. Trekkie. troublemaker. "dire threat to the American way of life".
on the 11th day of trekmas....
December 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
on the 11th day of trekmas....
on the 10th day of trekmas....
December 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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on the eighth day of trekmas....
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
on the eighth day of trekmas....
it's the seventh day of trekmas.... presents are in the box! presents!
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
it's the seventh day of trekmas.... presents are in the box! presents!
on the sixth day of trekmas....
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
on the sixth day of trekmas....
on the fifth day of trekmas....
we baking allllllll day!
we baking allllllll day!
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
on the fifth day of trekmas....
we baking allllllll day!
we baking allllllll day!
on the fifth day of trekmas....
December 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
on the fifth day of trekmas....
on the fourth day of trekmas, I confess that I forgot to post yesterday because my alarm went off in the car
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
on the fourth day of trekmas, I confess that I forgot to post yesterday because my alarm went off in the car
on the 2nd day of trekmas....
December 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
on the 2nd day of trekmas....
on the first day of trekmas, your favorite author gave to you:
December 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
on the first day of trekmas, your favorite author gave to you:
Friday!
in which I wrote a whole-ass recap and then the computer ate it! 🤬
check back next week; I don't have it in me to try again today
in which I wrote a whole-ass recap and then the computer ate it! 🤬
check back next week; I don't have it in me to try again today
August 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Friday!
in which I wrote a whole-ass recap and then the computer ate it! 🤬
check back next week; I don't have it in me to try again today
in which I wrote a whole-ass recap and then the computer ate it! 🤬
check back next week; I don't have it in me to try again today
Friday!
come recap an excellent episode that all falls apart in the last 15 minutes!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e5
come recap an excellent episode that all falls apart in the last 15 minutes!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e5
SGRoA: Vampire Diaries, S3 E5: The Reckoning — Catherine Winters
Big talk, VD. It’s only the fifth episode of the season. I reckon nothing is going to happen, not really, but I’m willing to be surprised. Let’s get started! Matt’s working out in the school weigh...
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August 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Friday!
come recap an excellent episode that all falls apart in the last 15 minutes!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e5
come recap an excellent episode that all falls apart in the last 15 minutes!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e5
Friday! Come recap with me!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e4
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e4
SGRoA: Vampire Diaries, S3 E4: Disturbing Behavior — Catherine Winters
What, are they all gonna turn into fascists? My bar for “disturbing” is… uniquely American at the moment. Let’s get started! We’re back in Chicago with the horrible vampires, trying on clothes that ...
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August 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Friday! Come recap with me!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e4
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e4
Friday!
the true horror is that all these people suck, and no one invited Alberta Haynes to sing. come recap with me!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e3
the true horror is that all these people suck, and no one invited Alberta Haynes to sing. come recap with me!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e3
SGRoA: Vampire Diaries, S3 E3: The End of the Affair — Catherine Winters
Y’all, the humidity here today is killing me, and I know in my soul I will never be able to live in New England again. The desert has me, y’all! Run! Save yourselves! Go get started on this recap! K...
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August 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Friday!
the true horror is that all these people suck, and no one invited Alberta Haynes to sing. come recap with me!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e3
the true horror is that all these people suck, and no one invited Alberta Haynes to sing. come recap with me!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e3
Friday! ...in which I wonder why we're wasting Caroline's plots and making me spend more time with fuckin' KLAUS. Feh!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e2
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e2
SGRoA: Vampire Diaries, S3 E2: The Hybrid — Catherine Winters
Good lord, it took ten full minutes to find a picture of a Prius I could use here. The enshittification of the internet continues apace. Let’s get started! EWWWWWW EWWWWWW EWWWWWW THEY PUT AI IN MY ...
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July 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Friday! ...in which I wonder why we're wasting Caroline's plots and making me spend more time with fuckin' KLAUS. Feh!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e2
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e2
to quote Randy Quaid from last weekend: "I'm BAAA-AAACK!"
on my recap bullshit, that is. come enjoy season 3 with me!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e1
on my recap bullshit, that is. come enjoy season 3 with me!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e1
SGRoA: Vampire Diaries, S3 E1: The Birthday — Catherine Winters
HELLO, SNOWFLAKES! Been a minute, but y’all expect that from me, I’m sure. I got a new job, and I’ve had to figure out new schedules and yadda yadda, y’all know the drill. Or you’re neurotypical, and ...
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July 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
to quote Randy Quaid from last weekend: "I'm BAAA-AAACK!"
on my recap bullshit, that is. come enjoy season 3 with me!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e1
on my recap bullshit, that is. come enjoy season 3 with me!
www.writingwinters.com/blog/vds3e1
Reposted by Catherine Winters
hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
July 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
Reposted by Catherine Winters
These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸
June 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸
Reposted by Catherine Winters
As someone who works at a creative agency, the accuracy of this is so on point 😂
May 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
As someone who works at a creative agency, the accuracy of this is so on point 😂
Reposted by Catherine Winters
Time to post it again.
May 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Time to post it again.
Reposted by Catherine Winters
there’s a Court of International Trade (COIT) in the United States (US)? there’s something I could have been calling COITUS this whole time???
May 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
there’s a Court of International Trade (COIT) in the United States (US)? there’s something I could have been calling COITUS this whole time???
as everywhere else, I am legally obligated to bring you all the vampires fit to print
Apparently, it was Christopher Lee's birthday yesterday, so here's Dracula I painted a lifetime ago 🧛
May 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
as everywhere else, I am legally obligated to bring you all the vampires fit to print