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does bruno mars is gay?
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I think they would love each other
You ever get a song stuck in your head and then you randomize all your songs and it's the first one that plays? That's just about as close as I've ever gotten to doing magic
December 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
WOULD YOU MESSAGE WALMART ON FACEBOOK AND ASK HOW MUCH A GO-KART IS OR WOULD YOU GO TO THEIR WEBSITE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN oh my fucking godddd
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Hey!

Are you there, God? No worries if not.

Thanks!
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Haha it sure smells like wrong kitten in here
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You guys, a tech startup said the outrage is fake, we gotta trust them
"What Swift’s defenders didn’t realize was that they were pushing back against a false narrative that had been seeded and amplified by a small network of inauthentic social accounts. Worse, they were helping to disseminate those bad-faith allegations by earnestly engaging with them."
Taylor Swift's Last Album Sparked Bizarre Accusations of Nazism. It Was a Coordinated Attack
Data analysis from startup GUDEA reveals inauthentic social media network that pushed false narrative about her ties to MAGA world and white supremacy
www.rollingstone.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You'll never know your limits unless you push the envelope, which is exactly why I blacked out at the company retreat
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Okay, Google, search "how to crank that soldier boy"
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Objection, your honor, she's tattle-tailing
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Kids these days need to pull themselves up by their boots with the fur (with the fur)
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dry January is conservative propaganda
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This is what drag is all about
if it pleases the court

*rips off a pair of breakaway pants*
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Why does everyone treat fame like something that you're owed? Why can't we take fame away from him? If he's sorry, why does he keep coming back? Why not just get a regular fucking job like the rest of us? Fuck it I'm gonna write about this
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
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Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You know why everyone (including me) loves all I want for Christmas is you? Because I love Christmas and only a few times EVER have we gotten someone TRULY putting their WHOLE PUSSY into a Christmas song.
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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How to tell if you have morphed into a liberal:

- he is playing 4D chess!
- he has to be nice to reactionaries to accomplish his goals
- if you’re so smart why don’t you run a communist and win
- ok well where is the revolution if that’s your strategy
- real socialism will never happen here
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Shaggy Rogers has all the makings of someone great in the sack. I KNOW he fucks.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
When im stoned it feels like I can feel every person's true intentions. Even in videos.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
This is soooooo emo but like I did mean it genuinely hahaha
I don't want to go to sleep. I am not safe in my dreams.
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh this most certainly would have been my banner on edtwt
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Do you think Cellino and Barnes ever explored each others bodies
October 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Changing my tampon in the men's room and then blowing my shit smoove off
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I don't want to go to sleep. I am not safe in my dreams.
October 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
This site is like Twitter because I'm on it even if the experience sucks the whole time
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The only good thing about my tits hurting super bad right now is that I took a test and I'm not pregnant
October 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM