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wrapping around a tree at 100 mph because YMCA came on while gf was driving and had to do the hand motions
September 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
is every industry in a bubble right now? it seems like everything is just trying to ACT like they’re making money, but are just shoveling coal into the fire without realizing it’s only ever been smoke
August 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
@erinbelle.bsky.social IS 11% SARDINE WTF
February 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i love when math gets to the “doing an entire page of computation just to realize it doesn’t tell you anything” point
January 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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I’m hearing a lot of “I can’t do dry January” from people whose elbows sure look like they’re doing dry January
January 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
at trivia wrote “NOLA” as the answer. team said we needed to spell it out, so @erinbelle.bsky.social writes and hands it in. later said she wrote “northern LA”
January 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@NYC hiding their trash cans all the sudden i had to watch my gf flush her coffee cup down the toilet 😡🤨🤬
December 26, 2024 at 11:14 PM
@erinbelle.bsky.social , drunk, extremely supine on the couch at a work christmas party: *contented sigh* “i love lebron”
December 18, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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just learned about Ark Encounter, huh???
December 16, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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tonight we let the Lebron Hennessy talk
December 13, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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I know we've got a lot of Twitter fans um, in America... I'm not one of them! I'm going with Bluesky
December 10, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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wyatt keeps looking at this in disbelief that it’s not a hot dog
December 8, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.
December 4, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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Every disease used to be called either peptic disoiritpkhsylihalssus or the Chunks
December 1, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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Remember in the movie “” when no one listened to the and then? That’s what the like now.
November 23, 2024 at 3:26 PM
whole thread made me drink water and go lie down
Seriously amazing how I can post “The Sequel Trilogy is my favorite Star Wars Trilogy” on this app without having hundreds of angry people in the replies 👀
November 20, 2024 at 2:54 AM
you ever want to do something and then someone says you should and now you don’t want to anymore
November 20, 2024 at 2:45 AM
feeling a lot of strange and specific urges lately. like peeing off of my roof or getting into cribbage
November 20, 2024 at 2:40 AM
glorious timing when the trivia host says “and in third place with 8 points” intercut with daniel saying “what’s our team name?” followed by the host saying “daniel’s stinky”
November 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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File > Options > Trust Center > Trust Center Settings > Trust Ape Options > Ape Settings > Connect With Apes
November 8, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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things i DO NOT LIKE
sy snoodles
November 9, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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Bluesky post, call that a Bweet
November 7, 2024 at 9:40 PM
sue sylvester treats her students in an unprofessional manner
November 7, 2024 at 6:00 AM
my cereal does this every morning
July 17, 2023 at 11:29 PM