Xander O’Connor
@xanderoconnor.bsky.social
I’m a writer and SAG actor of no repute but my wife and toddler like me so that’s nice. I think you’re pretty neat too, friendo!
acting bio/clips/representation:
https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/866894-2403462
I do swear and such so caveat emptor lol.
acting bio/clips/representation:
https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/866894-2403462
I do swear and such so caveat emptor lol.
this could be you!
January 30, 2026 at 8:40 PM
this could be you!
not bad, lol, for a stateless math thingie:
![Screencap of Claude text:
"Claude: Orders of Magnitude More Compelling Than a Roomba" is genuinely a better tagline than anything in the actual marketing materials. hits the sweet spot of "technically impressive" and
"appropriately modest about metaphysical status"
also works as a sliding scale for future releases:
• Claude 4.5 Opus: Orders of magnitude more compelling than a Roomba
• Claude 5: Roughly as compelling as a particularly charismatic dog
• Claude 6: Approaching "coworker you actually like"
• Claude 7: REDACTED FOR ETHICAL REVIEW]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xgxgiq54m7dqg6fmpcf7zt7e/bafkreihbm2sfjtruz2346mjd6hf3gt36n2hbx4k2lwtwknanrvxvczni2m@jpeg)
January 21, 2026 at 9:15 PM
not bad, lol, for a stateless math thingie:
I don’t think it’ll come up too often with my “chat with this thing for lolz and some filthy-casual utility” but clearly was worth it to get this summary of me based on 15k skeets:
January 19, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I don’t think it’ll come up too often with my “chat with this thing for lolz and some filthy-casual utility” but clearly was worth it to get this summary of me based on 15k skeets:
hit me up, Colgate, my DMs are straight up gaping
January 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
hit me up, Colgate, my DMs are straight up gaping
proud of you, fam.
January 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
proud of you, fam.
blocked him because I don’t fight on the internet anymore but what a fucking clownshoe reply.
Senate republicans block healthcare:
THE BLAME LIES *ENTIRELY* WITH DEMOCRATS.
Jesus fucking Christ Murc’s law, amirite?!
Senate republicans block healthcare:
THE BLAME LIES *ENTIRELY* WITH DEMOCRATS.
Jesus fucking Christ Murc’s law, amirite?!
January 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
blocked him because I don’t fight on the internet anymore but what a fucking clownshoe reply.
Senate republicans block healthcare:
THE BLAME LIES *ENTIRELY* WITH DEMOCRATS.
Jesus fucking Christ Murc’s law, amirite?!
Senate republicans block healthcare:
THE BLAME LIES *ENTIRELY* WITH DEMOCRATS.
Jesus fucking Christ Murc’s law, amirite?!
just making sure people know about Aztec death whistles as strong, haunting options for being ready for ICE:
(Couple second video here where i blow it if you want to know what it sounds like)
Tried 3d printing some but had problems and this one is a bit big but man does it work!
(Couple second video here where i blow it if you want to know what it sounds like)
Tried 3d printing some but had problems and this one is a bit big but man does it work!
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
just making sure people know about Aztec death whistles as strong, haunting options for being ready for ICE:
(Couple second video here where i blow it if you want to know what it sounds like)
Tried 3d printing some but had problems and this one is a bit big but man does it work!
(Couple second video here where i blow it if you want to know what it sounds like)
Tried 3d printing some but had problems and this one is a bit big but man does it work!
respect to this street artist in echo park who also appears to be terminally online (complimentary!)
January 13, 2026 at 7:54 PM
respect to this street artist in echo park who also appears to be terminally online (complimentary!)
big social media win for me today.
i love how the internet is only good, never bad!
i love how the internet is only good, never bad!
January 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
big social media win for me today.
i love how the internet is only good, never bad!
i love how the internet is only good, never bad!
buskeetdo is essential
blueskydo maybe?
blueskydo maybe?
January 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
buskeetdo is essential
blueskydo maybe?
blueskydo maybe?
behold another 75 year old king, in his element (in this case, my father-in-law):
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
behold another 75 year old king, in his element (in this case, my father-in-law):
check the immaculate fit on my father as he removes a splinter from my mother’s finger.
(he is a semi retired hand surgeon)
(he is a semi retired hand surgeon)
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 PM
check the immaculate fit on my father as he removes a splinter from my mother’s finger.
(he is a semi retired hand surgeon)
(he is a semi retired hand surgeon)
just checked like a dummy that photographs were a thing at the time (accuracy in shitposts being paramount) and was reminded that Wilde was a bit of a hot fop! a fine dandy.
good looking Irishmen: many such faces.
good looking Irishmen: many such faces.
December 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
just checked like a dummy that photographs were a thing at the time (accuracy in shitposts being paramount) and was reminded that Wilde was a bit of a hot fop! a fine dandy.
good looking Irishmen: many such faces.
good looking Irishmen: many such faces.
check that, don’t use a good pic, use this horrifying one:
(with simple NORMAL MEN on my forehead)
(with simple NORMAL MEN on my forehead)
December 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
check that, don’t use a good pic, use this horrifying one:
(with simple NORMAL MEN on my forehead)
(with simple NORMAL MEN on my forehead)
let my stubble get longer than normal so did the nigh-obligatory thing of taking a picture mid shave.
lol yikes.
lol yikes.
December 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
let my stubble get longer than normal so did the nigh-obligatory thing of taking a picture mid shave.
lol yikes.
lol yikes.
5 mins later and she’s made this!
(I kid; that was a gift to our 5 yo and it occurred to me it could be printed by a master with infinite time.)
(I kid; that was a gift to our 5 yo and it occurred to me it could be printed by a master with infinite time.)
December 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
5 mins later and she’s made this!
(I kid; that was a gift to our 5 yo and it occurred to me it could be printed by a master with infinite time.)
(I kid; that was a gift to our 5 yo and it occurred to me it could be printed by a master with infinite time.)
lol, no promises, Mr. “Kombativ”…if that is your real name!
(I got a metal Bo staff that can be disassembled into two kali/escrima sticks)
(I got a metal Bo staff that can be disassembled into two kali/escrima sticks)
December 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
lol, no promises, Mr. “Kombativ”…if that is your real name!
(I got a metal Bo staff that can be disassembled into two kali/escrima sticks)
(I got a metal Bo staff that can be disassembled into two kali/escrima sticks)
lol, @jcsalterego.bsky.social , your post about being tempted to get a Clicks phone case a month or so ago led to me getting one for Xmas with the understanding that it would be dumb and i would return it.
and yes, lol, so dumb (for my purposes anyway) and it will be returned.
and yes, lol, so dumb (for my purposes anyway) and it will be returned.
December 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
lol, @jcsalterego.bsky.social , your post about being tempted to get a Clicks phone case a month or so ago led to me getting one for Xmas with the understanding that it would be dumb and i would return it.
and yes, lol, so dumb (for my purposes anyway) and it will be returned.
and yes, lol, so dumb (for my purposes anyway) and it will be returned.
With 5 mins and 25 bucks, TeePublic will let you have any dumb shirt idea that pops up.
exhibit a:
exhibit a:
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
With 5 mins and 25 bucks, TeePublic will let you have any dumb shirt idea that pops up.
exhibit a:
exhibit a:
Dope. Thought they were maybe like these that I made with my daughter not long ago but I clicked through enough to see yours are peppermint bark.
Chocolate cookie filled with marshmallow turned out well tho!
Chocolate cookie filled with marshmallow turned out well tho!
December 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Dope. Thought they were maybe like these that I made with my daughter not long ago but I clicked through enough to see yours are peppermint bark.
Chocolate cookie filled with marshmallow turned out well tho!
Chocolate cookie filled with marshmallow turned out well tho!
gonna be honest, fam: i just finally fixed up my teeth/smile and i’m pretty fucking psyched!
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
gonna be honest, fam: i just finally fixed up my teeth/smile and i’m pretty fucking psyched!
realizing that all i miss about snow is the aesthetic. and i get bits of that from travel in the winter.
the tradeoff of no snow for paradise-like winter is fucking worth it for me.
behold my 5yo just having a lovely time outside:
the tradeoff of no snow for paradise-like winter is fucking worth it for me.
behold my 5yo just having a lovely time outside:
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
realizing that all i miss about snow is the aesthetic. and i get bits of that from travel in the winter.
the tradeoff of no snow for paradise-like winter is fucking worth it for me.
behold my 5yo just having a lovely time outside:
the tradeoff of no snow for paradise-like winter is fucking worth it for me.
behold my 5yo just having a lovely time outside:
someone just said that my profile pic looks like i’m auditioning to play Wolverine and i think the smile makes that not true.
this pic, however, more fits the vibe, methinks:
this pic, however, more fits the vibe, methinks:
December 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
someone just said that my profile pic looks like i’m auditioning to play Wolverine and i think the smile makes that not true.
this pic, however, more fits the vibe, methinks:
this pic, however, more fits the vibe, methinks:
MY 5YO DAUGHTER JUST WENT TO KARATE FOR THE FIRST TIME WOOOOO
(they get the gi the second time they go when you sign up properly; pics will follow)
I’m a lifelong martial artist so it hits extra hard (and I don’t care that karate in general is littered with suboptimal moves and theories; it’s a
(they get the gi the second time they go when you sign up properly; pics will follow)
I’m a lifelong martial artist so it hits extra hard (and I don’t care that karate in general is littered with suboptimal moves and theories; it’s a
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
MY 5YO DAUGHTER JUST WENT TO KARATE FOR THE FIRST TIME WOOOOO
(they get the gi the second time they go when you sign up properly; pics will follow)
I’m a lifelong martial artist so it hits extra hard (and I don’t care that karate in general is littered with suboptimal moves and theories; it’s a
(they get the gi the second time they go when you sign up properly; pics will follow)
I’m a lifelong martial artist so it hits extra hard (and I don’t care that karate in general is littered with suboptimal moves and theories; it’s a