Xander O’Connor
@xanderoconnor.bsky.social
I’m a writer and SAG actor of no repute but my wife and toddler like me so that’s nice. I think you’re pretty neat too, friendo!
acting bio/clips/representation:
https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/866894-2403462
I do swear and such so caveat emptor lol.
acting bio/clips/representation:
https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/866894-2403462
I do swear and such so caveat emptor lol.
Pinned
a new fun lil 90 second video for *both* my friends and my numerous enemies.
the correct thing to do is repost and give it likes on YouTube, obviously. and smash that sub button so my vids can dom you on the regs.
I DESTROYED THE WHITE HOUSE
youtube.com/shorts/i91ZC...
the correct thing to do is repost and give it likes on YouTube, obviously. and smash that sub button so my vids can dom you on the regs.
I DESTROYED THE WHITE HOUSE
youtube.com/shorts/i91ZC...
i wonder how many cretes it can carry
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i wonder how many cretes it can carry
if Isaac Chotiner quote-skeeted me with a pointed critique, i would simply pretend to have missed it or detach quote or delete and block or delete my account or commit sewer slide or burn my house down.
i *wouldn’t* start a debate.
for me, it would be easy etc
i *wouldn’t* start a debate.
for me, it would be easy etc
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
if Isaac Chotiner quote-skeeted me with a pointed critique, i would simply pretend to have missed it or detach quote or delete and block or delete my account or commit sewer slide or burn my house down.
i *wouldn’t* start a debate.
for me, it would be easy etc
i *wouldn’t* start a debate.
for me, it would be easy etc
tired: read the recipe
wired: cook the books
inspired: follow the assign-mint
wired: cook the books
inspired: follow the assign-mint
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
tired: read the recipe
wired: cook the books
inspired: follow the assign-mint
wired: cook the books
inspired: follow the assign-mint
omg i remember being impressed when assassins creed 3 made “running through heavy snow” slower than using paths or trees.
now i continue to appreciate the realism but, replaying AC Shadows, i’m like “this sucks”.
just like real life! snow is fun to look at and has novel effects but…novelty fades.
now i continue to appreciate the realism but, replaying AC Shadows, i’m like “this sucks”.
just like real life! snow is fun to look at and has novel effects but…novelty fades.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
omg i remember being impressed when assassins creed 3 made “running through heavy snow” slower than using paths or trees.
now i continue to appreciate the realism but, replaying AC Shadows, i’m like “this sucks”.
just like real life! snow is fun to look at and has novel effects but…novelty fades.
now i continue to appreciate the realism but, replaying AC Shadows, i’m like “this sucks”.
just like real life! snow is fun to look at and has novel effects but…novelty fades.
ok so the “everyone on bluesky is 38” thing only loosely applies to me (42) and my silent-but-present wife (45) but lol, do we all have 5 yo children fr fr?
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
ok so the “everyone on bluesky is 38” thing only loosely applies to me (42) and my silent-but-present wife (45) but lol, do we all have 5 yo children fr fr?
me to my 5 year old daughter: "ok, absolutely no more excuses or delays, it's bedtime"
5 yo: "i need to poop"
me: "you have bested me in this game of wits. i yield."
5 yo: "i need to poop"
me: "you have bested me in this game of wits. i yield."
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
me to my 5 year old daughter: "ok, absolutely no more excuses or delays, it's bedtime"
5 yo: "i need to poop"
me: "you have bested me in this game of wits. i yield."
5 yo: "i need to poop"
me: "you have bested me in this game of wits. i yield."
local Walgreens in the pocket of Big Tiny Sign
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
local Walgreens in the pocket of Big Tiny Sign
"fine, i'll use a scissors to open it" area man shamefully concedes.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"fine, i'll use a scissors to open it" area man shamefully concedes.
bigger muscles and (1) child seems to be the sweet spot for me.
i was unaware that i was supposed to consider having three to eight children, christ.
maybe i'm also supposed to be on steroids?
much to consider, many babies, some butt injections but mostly babies.
i was unaware that i was supposed to consider having three to eight children, christ.
maybe i'm also supposed to be on steroids?
much to consider, many babies, some butt injections but mostly babies.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
bigger muscles and (1) child seems to be the sweet spot for me.
i was unaware that i was supposed to consider having three to eight children, christ.
maybe i'm also supposed to be on steroids?
much to consider, many babies, some butt injections but mostly babies.
i was unaware that i was supposed to consider having three to eight children, christ.
maybe i'm also supposed to be on steroids?
much to consider, many babies, some butt injections but mostly babies.
So this quote-skeet is of a multi-part response i did about body comp and i want to add, for any onlookers that care, that you can (and arguably should) enjoy several “feast” days in the coming several weeks where you eat *well above* whatever your maintenance is.
But, ideally, you remember the
But, ideally, you remember the
I have tremendous news for you: you can get visible abs with a shockingly pleasant lifestyle.
The two big hacks are: a rather large number of steps per day (most readily accomplished via a standing desk and “walkingpad” style treadmill underneath) *and* learning that if, like me, you don’t
The two big hacks are: a rather large number of steps per day (most readily accomplished via a standing desk and “walkingpad” style treadmill underneath) *and* learning that if, like me, you don’t
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
So this quote-skeet is of a multi-part response i did about body comp and i want to add, for any onlookers that care, that you can (and arguably should) enjoy several “feast” days in the coming several weeks where you eat *well above* whatever your maintenance is.
But, ideally, you remember the
But, ideally, you remember the
I’m an avid gamer and not much of a chef or baker but just had a funny realization looking at these (which were a bit more effortful and prone to error than the couple other things I bake with my daughter):
recipe unlocked! which is to say, there is a new and novel thing I can be pretty confident
recipe unlocked! which is to say, there is a new and novel thing I can be pretty confident
me and the wee one (5 yo daughter) took a crack at chocolate cookies with marshmallow center.
success!
(As opposed to last weekends marshmallow brownies which were a mess, albeit a delicious one)
success!
(As opposed to last weekends marshmallow brownies which were a mess, albeit a delicious one)
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m an avid gamer and not much of a chef or baker but just had a funny realization looking at these (which were a bit more effortful and prone to error than the couple other things I bake with my daughter):
recipe unlocked! which is to say, there is a new and novel thing I can be pretty confident
recipe unlocked! which is to say, there is a new and novel thing I can be pretty confident
doesn't this dude specialize in the "highly implausible"?
I know it's fun to bust on Criss Angel Mindfreak but Vegas is taking this one off the board www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
David Copperfield denies 16 women's 'entirely implausible' sexual misconduct allegations
Famed illusionist David Copperfield is denying accusations made by 16 women alleging decades-spanning sexual misconduct and inappropriate behavior.
www.latimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
doesn't this dude specialize in the "highly implausible"?
Computer, one slice of pesto mortadella pizza every 4 minutes until I tell you to stop or I lose consciousness.
Computer, Milano, skateboard sized
Computer, 15 feet of spaghetti, single strand, lukewarm
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Computer, one slice of pesto mortadella pizza every 4 minutes until I tell you to stop or I lose consciousness.
i’m often saying this.
Hurrah for the gold cup of sperm oil, my heroes!
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i’m often saying this.
at age 26, I was drifting toward my family’s default career of being a physician (after having changed my mind about trying to get a PhD in philosophy), got certified as an EMT-B as prep/resume padding, and promptly learned that humans are disgusting.
right around then, interviews with Tina Fey and
right around then, interviews with Tina Fey and
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
at age 26, I was drifting toward my family’s default career of being a physician (after having changed my mind about trying to get a PhD in philosophy), got certified as an EMT-B as prep/resume padding, and promptly learned that humans are disgusting.
right around then, interviews with Tina Fey and
right around then, interviews with Tina Fey and
so “Popular With Friends” feed is struggling today? others seem fine
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
so “Popular With Friends” feed is struggling today? others seem fine
man you just can’t take a bad shot of this guy!
and i hear he’s not a bad shot himself!
and i hear he’s not a bad shot himself!
Mangione, 27, has pleaded not guilty to state and federal murder charges. His next court date in the federal case is January 9. https://cnn.it/43I4D8H
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
man you just can’t take a bad shot of this guy!
and i hear he’s not a bad shot himself!
and i hear he’s not a bad shot himself!
me and the wee one (5 yo daughter) took a crack at chocolate cookies with marshmallow center.
success!
(As opposed to last weekends marshmallow brownies which were a mess, albeit a delicious one)
success!
(As opposed to last weekends marshmallow brownies which were a mess, albeit a delicious one)
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
me and the wee one (5 yo daughter) took a crack at chocolate cookies with marshmallow center.
success!
(As opposed to last weekends marshmallow brownies which were a mess, albeit a delicious one)
success!
(As opposed to last weekends marshmallow brownies which were a mess, albeit a delicious one)
this whole thread of people's favorite comic strips is pretty fantastic, but this was even prettier fantastic-er.
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
this whole thread of people's favorite comic strips is pretty fantastic, but this was even prettier fantastic-er.
full dad mode for Saturday Hollywood outdoor swim lessons (last of the year!)
note not just the cardigan but also the bespoke Chase-Pitkin t-shirt, the hardest reference to being from Rochester, NY known to man.
note not just the cardigan but also the bespoke Chase-Pitkin t-shirt, the hardest reference to being from Rochester, NY known to man.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
full dad mode for Saturday Hollywood outdoor swim lessons (last of the year!)
note not just the cardigan but also the bespoke Chase-Pitkin t-shirt, the hardest reference to being from Rochester, NY known to man.
note not just the cardigan but also the bespoke Chase-Pitkin t-shirt, the hardest reference to being from Rochester, NY known to man.
this is devastating news for the creepy old men who were lining up for interviews with her!
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
this is devastating news for the creepy old men who were lining up for interviews with her!
the easiest man to flatter in existence met the most charming man in existence and you will be *shocked* how it turned out!
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
the easiest man to flatter in existence met the most charming man in existence and you will be *shocked* how it turned out!
deontology is just a really strict, not good, long term version of consequentialism.
send skeet
send skeet
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
deontology is just a really strict, not good, long term version of consequentialism.
send skeet
send skeet
recovering from a shoulder surgery and am reminded of my own hot take (that I’ve had surgeons and doctors of physical therapy agree with): bodybuilding exists on a continuum with PT.
find a healthy safe full range of motion (or work up to it) with very light weights and then just increase them
find a healthy safe full range of motion (or work up to it) with very light weights and then just increase them
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
recovering from a shoulder surgery and am reminded of my own hot take (that I’ve had surgeons and doctors of physical therapy agree with): bodybuilding exists on a continuum with PT.
find a healthy safe full range of motion (or work up to it) with very light weights and then just increase them
find a healthy safe full range of motion (or work up to it) with very light weights and then just increase them
between this and the Mamdani-Trump meeting, just impeccable vibes today.
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
between this and the Mamdani-Trump meeting, just impeccable vibes today.