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Xaph
@xapha.bsky.social
They/Them 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

Nonbinary archaeology student. World record holder of extremely niche Geoguessr categories. Viztee and Overlite mod.
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There it is, Labour MPs using 'lefties' as a slur. Overton window moving right at speed
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Helter skelter
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You know how parents are able to lift cars, etc, when their child is in danger? I have the same thing when I drop my biscuit in the tea and use my bare fingies to brave the scalding depths to save the precious biccy
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Bed bed bed bed bed bed cat bed bed bed
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
There was a visually impaired lady on the train today, and I couldn’t help but admire how brave she or anyone with low vision must be to make a journey like that, especially at rush hour. Badass.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They call me the Nor-they 🏳️‍⚧️
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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breasts
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Full grown adult and I still go to bed with a plushie frog and shark every night
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I hope they choke on it

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Google boss Sundar Pichai warns 'no company immune' if AI bubble bursts
The AI boom has been an
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Hey the Nazis did this to my grandparents so this sounds cool @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs

This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
from now on spelling "fallen" like this:
November 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Not quite as impressive as last year, but still happy with it
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I bring a sort of “AI will take jobs” and “data brokers are selling your online data” vibe to the digital archaeology lecture
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
fuck mustard
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Ur telling me the ruler of Dorne is called Doran Martell. Prince Doran. Of Dorne. GRRM…
October 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Pancakemaxxing
October 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I’m on a train with a school trip and the teacher is walking down the aisle telling the kids “This is your ticket. Do not lose it. You will need it to leave the station. If you lose it you will be stuck in London forever.”
October 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.

It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I don't know who thought two blokes on a podcast discussing AI would be good marketing but please please stop showing it to me
September 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Woodworms have been BUSY
September 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Eventually, all gloves become fingerless gloves
September 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Mornings with Freyja
September 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
It’s frickin pumpkin season my dudes
August 30, 2025 at 9:00 AM