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like if a lavender marriage was a person
twenty-something
yes, i am "pro noun" (any/all)
this js what i get for tanking ratings with my flop performances :(
twenty-something
yes, i am "pro noun" (any/all)
this js what i get for tanking ratings with my flop performances :(
@bsky.app I AM OLDER THAN 9/11 AND I AM SOOOOO BRICKED UP RN PLEASE LET ME LOOK AT TIDDIES I AM ON ME KNEES BEGGING PLEASE I NEED TO LOOK AT PORN GIFS OR I WILL KILL MYSELF
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
@bsky.app I AM OLDER THAN 9/11 AND I AM SOOOOO BRICKED UP RN PLEASE LET ME LOOK AT TIDDIES I AM ON ME KNEES BEGGING PLEASE I NEED TO LOOK AT PORN GIFS OR I WILL KILL MYSELF
asserting dominance on these beta cucks by shitting myself. take that libs.
December 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
asserting dominance on these beta cucks by shitting myself. take that libs.
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A killer merman and a drowned sailor for Halloween this year 🧜🏻♂️☠️
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A killer merman and a drowned sailor for Halloween this year 🧜🏻♂️☠️
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i don't believe jesus came back to life on easter, but there probably was some other guy who did and they just confused him with jesus
October 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i don't believe jesus came back to life on easter, but there probably was some other guy who did and they just confused him with jesus
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ⓘ t𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘴. 𝘪 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘴. 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴. 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘰𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘐𝘐𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
September 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
ⓘ t𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘴. 𝘪 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘴. 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴. 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘰𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘐𝘐𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
they should invent a zoloft that makes you CUM
September 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
they should invent a zoloft that makes you CUM
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Reagan needed a bunkmate down here thanks guys
September 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Reagan needed a bunkmate down here thanks guys
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TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
September 11, 2001 at 12:14 PM
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
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I herald his beginning. I herald your end. 💫
July 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I herald his beginning. I herald your end. 💫
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Try THIS if you're depressed! (works 100% of the time)
September 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Try THIS if you're depressed! (works 100% of the time)
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Some of my favourite fan-works are those where it's not initially obvious that they're fan-works. You'll be reading a grindingly realistic depiction of the protagonist's minimum wage service industry job and struggles with gender dysphoria and clinical depression, then 35 pages in Pikachu shows up.
August 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Some of my favourite fan-works are those where it's not initially obvious that they're fan-works. You'll be reading a grindingly realistic depiction of the protagonist's minimum wage service industry job and struggles with gender dysphoria and clinical depression, then 35 pages in Pikachu shows up.
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Recession indicator
April 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Recession indicator
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*youth pastor sitting in a chair backwards during a fight with his wife* you know who else talked to sex workers?
April 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*youth pastor sitting in a chair backwards during a fight with his wife* you know who else talked to sex workers?
they need to invent a being in your 20s that doesnt make you feel like a failure every five seconds
July 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
they need to invent a being in your 20s that doesnt make you feel like a failure every five seconds