Hylian Priestx
@xhylianpriestx.bsky.social
Native, gay, agender
Zelda, Percy Jackson
Apostate
Zelda, Percy Jackson
Apostate
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Talk about wood—I'll climb @lowkeyboy.bsky.social like he's a redwood ANYday! #CummingSoon
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Talk about wood—I'll climb @lowkeyboy.bsky.social like he's a redwood ANYday! #CummingSoon
Trump being 6'4 and 224 lbs, yall are going about it the wrong way, because falsifying medical records is illegal
April 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Trump being 6'4 and 224 lbs, yall are going about it the wrong way, because falsifying medical records is illegal
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Okay fine, tummy Tuesday
March 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Okay fine, tummy Tuesday
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just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚
December 31, 2024 at 3:10 AM
just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚
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do you like my new hydro flask?
December 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
do you like my new hydro flask?
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So horny tonight
December 30, 2024 at 4:51 AM
So horny tonight
Me: *burns cake I'm making"
Ppl: Is this a cooke crust? It's so good 😩😩😩
Ppl: Is this a cooke crust? It's so good 😩😩😩
December 30, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Me: *burns cake I'm making"
Ppl: Is this a cooke crust? It's so good 😩😩😩
Ppl: Is this a cooke crust? It's so good 😩😩😩
My favorite thing about the tech meltdown is these ppl have spent YEARS disparaging higher education and are now mad that their capitalist overlords are calling them stupid LMAO
December 29, 2024 at 7:24 PM
My favorite thing about the tech meltdown is these ppl have spent YEARS disparaging higher education and are now mad that their capitalist overlords are calling them stupid LMAO
Bookers: Knowing the ending makes you enjoy the book more
Football fans:
Football fans:
December 29, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Bookers: Knowing the ending makes you enjoy the book more
Football fans:
Football fans:
I love when ppl make jokes involving Jesus and ppl are like "You'd never do that with Islam" cuz it's so clear they know jack shit about Islām
December 29, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I love when ppl make jokes involving Jesus and ppl are like "You'd never do that with Islam" cuz it's so clear they know jack shit about Islām
Me: *buys Al-Qur'ān*
Me at the same purchase: *buys Pride Heroes*
Me at the same purchase: *buys Pride Heroes*
December 29, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Me: *buys Al-Qur'ān*
Me at the same purchase: *buys Pride Heroes*
Me at the same purchase: *buys Pride Heroes*
Luigi and the tech vs the right have been the most beautiful ways to end this fuckshow of a year
December 28, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Luigi and the tech vs the right have been the most beautiful ways to end this fuckshow of a year
Someone's playing cheap knock off christmas songs and the singers have absolutely no soul ☠️☠️☠️
December 24, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Someone's playing cheap knock off christmas songs and the singers have absolutely no soul ☠️☠️☠️
I just don't think we should ruin the rest of his life over one mistake. It was so long ago
December 24, 2024 at 6:24 PM
I just don't think we should ruin the rest of his life over one mistake. It was so long ago
Idk sometimes I just wish I could disappear forever
December 18, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Idk sometimes I just wish I could disappear forever
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feeling unprecedented levels of homosexuality right now
December 15, 2024 at 8:38 PM
feeling unprecedented levels of homosexuality right now
A fucknaut is a fucker who sails the seas of all the fucks they do not give (and if they drink from it, they'll die)
December 16, 2024 at 12:09 AM
A fucknaut is a fucker who sails the seas of all the fucks they do not give (and if they drink from it, they'll die)
Me ignoring everyone's messages for Necrozma
December 15, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Me ignoring everyone's messages for Necrozma
Should I make an entire thread on this? 😶😶
Most Christians celebrate Jesus mainly for his birth and death, and gloss over the insignificant period between them known as "his entire life".
December 8, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Should I make an entire thread on this? 😶😶
Os comentários de Tiktok são icônicos
December 8, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Os comentários de Tiktok são icônicos
I mean it really is a shame that Nick Fuentes got arrested, cuz that incident would've looked great on his application to become a cop
December 8, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I mean it really is a shame that Nick Fuentes got arrested, cuz that incident would've looked great on his application to become a cop
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I love Christmas. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there
December 7, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I love Christmas. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there
That last post in honor of Nick Fuentes getting arrested
December 7, 2024 at 7:01 PM
That last post in honor of Nick Fuentes getting arrested