XJ-May
@xjmay.bsky.social
23 | she/her | 🏳️⚧️ | extremely normal about Blaze the Cat | shitty opinions about music, video games, and football
I wish I had a bigger platform and the means to make a giant statement about how the “QB development crisis” is the fakest fucking problem in sports right now
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I wish I had a bigger platform and the means to make a giant statement about how the “QB development crisis” is the fakest fucking problem in sports right now
Why do people who like blue cheese more than ranch have a fucking superiority complex over it
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Why do people who like blue cheese more than ranch have a fucking superiority complex over it
I will once again reiterate that saying “this is your Super Bowl” about a team that just beat you is the biggest fucking dork ass loser shit of all time
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I will once again reiterate that saying “this is your Super Bowl” about a team that just beat you is the biggest fucking dork ass loser shit of all time
Notre Dame and Texas have won so many hypothetical games today
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Notre Dame and Texas have won so many hypothetical games today
Hey I saw you posted a completely reasonable take online and forgot to account for every single way that I, a fucking dumbass, could willfully misinterpret it. What the fuck is wrong with you
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hey I saw you posted a completely reasonable take online and forgot to account for every single way that I, a fucking dumbass, could willfully misinterpret it. What the fuck is wrong with you
People online will get so fucking close to getting the point and just fully whiff. They’ll say some shit like “It’s fucked how many people hate bbno$ just for being kinda corny even though he’s a super nice guy. We need to channel that hate into actually problematic celebrities, like Chapell Roan”
December 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
People online will get so fucking close to getting the point and just fully whiff. They’ll say some shit like “It’s fucked how many people hate bbno$ just for being kinda corny even though he’s a super nice guy. We need to channel that hate into actually problematic celebrities, like Chapell Roan”
No fanbase whines about refs more than the Lions. I don’t think I have even once in the past 3 years heard them say “we got outplayed, they were the better team” it’s always the fucking refs no matter what. Yeah bro that ball that never touched the ground totally touched the ground you’re so right
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
No fanbase whines about refs more than the Lions. I don’t think I have even once in the past 3 years heard them say “we got outplayed, they were the better team” it’s always the fucking refs no matter what. Yeah bro that ball that never touched the ground totally touched the ground you’re so right
Look, it doesn’t matter how much you hate Dave Portnoy, I think we can all agree, that you don’t hate him enough. You can always hate Dave Portnoy more
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Look, it doesn’t matter how much you hate Dave Portnoy, I think we can all agree, that you don’t hate him enough. You can always hate Dave Portnoy more
By complete and total coincedence, all of the best Pokémon games, cartoons, movies, and pop music, were the ones that came out when you, yes you specfically, this is not a proverbial you I mean specifically you, the person reading this, were 8 years old
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
By complete and total coincedence, all of the best Pokémon games, cartoons, movies, and pop music, were the ones that came out when you, yes you specfically, this is not a proverbial you I mean specifically you, the person reading this, were 8 years old
“It’s not like he’s gonna leave MY program for one with more money”
-Guy who hired Leaves Programs For One With More Money Man
-Guy who hired Leaves Programs For One With More Money Man
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“It’s not like he’s gonna leave MY program for one with more money”
-Guy who hired Leaves Programs For One With More Money Man
-Guy who hired Leaves Programs For One With More Money Man
Every NFL fan who has ever said “this is your Super Bowl” to fans of their team’s division rival after they got an upset win against them
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Every NFL fan who has ever said “this is your Super Bowl” to fans of their team’s division rival after they got an upset win against them
"Is Guptill’s Top 10 Hottest Sonic Females video serious or a very early shitpost?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Is Guptill’s Top 10 Hottest Sonic Females video serious or a very early shitpost?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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Nothing I have ever read, no class I’ve ever taken, nothing I can think of at all, was ever as affecting or did more to turn me into a feminist as seeing what men say to women online. That was like 20 years ago now & the only thing that’s changed is they’re way weirder now.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Nothing I have ever read, no class I’ve ever taken, nothing I can think of at all, was ever as affecting or did more to turn me into a feminist as seeing what men say to women online. That was like 20 years ago now & the only thing that’s changed is they’re way weirder now.
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oh shit happy 20th birthday blaze the cat
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
oh shit happy 20th birthday blaze the cat
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In honor of Sonic Rush's 20th anniversary, we dug into the archives and found some original concept art of Blaze the Cat! Enjoy!
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
In honor of Sonic Rush's 20th anniversary, we dug into the archives and found some original concept art of Blaze the Cat! Enjoy!
Baby we go together like Sonic 06 fans and the word “if”
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Baby we go together like Sonic 06 fans and the word “if”
ACAB includes the fandom police
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
ACAB includes the fandom police
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s so normal and so many people are so weird about him. And it becomes really hard to miss the fact it’s mostly because he’s Muslim
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s so normal and so many people are so weird about him. And it becomes really hard to miss the fact it’s mostly because he’s Muslim
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Man, it’s, been a while since I’ve had genuine hope again
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Man, it’s, been a while since I’ve had genuine hope again
I very strongly believe that it should be illegal for restaurants to serve shrimp pasta with the tails still on it
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I very strongly believe that it should be illegal for restaurants to serve shrimp pasta with the tails still on it
Every now and again I see picky eater discourse and genuinely who fucking cares, like why the fuck do people care if other people hate tomatoes or whatever the fuck. How does this affect you
October 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Every now and again I see picky eater discourse and genuinely who fucking cares, like why the fuck do people care if other people hate tomatoes or whatever the fuck. How does this affect you
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In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning
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i am not the first person to do this nor will i be the last
October 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
i am not the first person to do this nor will i be the last