beezlebub
@xmelancholyx.bsky.social
26–STL—Libra—She/Her/Hers—Associates in Criminal Justice 2022, currently working towards my BSW—No justice, no peace.
rewatching The Wallflower for the millionth time ✨
a woman is crawling on the ground in front of a group of white plates .
ALT: a woman is crawling on the ground in front of a group of white plates .
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December 23, 2024 at 5:53 AM
rewatching The Wallflower for the millionth time ✨
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Me on the way home from karaoke after drinking a bottle of soju: ohhh that’s my website
December 6, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Me on the way home from karaoke after drinking a bottle of soju: ohhh that’s my website
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So glad Bluesky is cracking down on impersonators and parody accounts.
NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.
Hi, I’m God.
NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.
Hi, I’m God.
December 1, 2024 at 3:56 PM
So glad Bluesky is cracking down on impersonators and parody accounts.
NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.
Hi, I’m God.
NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.
Hi, I’m God.
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If you don’t think this is exactly what we’re up against, then you haven’t been paying attention.
November 30, 2024 at 3:54 PM
If you don’t think this is exactly what we’re up against, then you haven’t been paying attention.
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Maga-morons are dumb.
November 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Maga-morons are dumb.
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.
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The fact that i rejected napping as a child makes me sick
November 23, 2024 at 11:25 PM
The fact that i rejected napping as a child makes me sick
Thanksgiving is going to be so peaceful this year since I’m spending it with likeminded friends instead of bigoted family 🦋
November 24, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Thanksgiving is going to be so peaceful this year since I’m spending it with likeminded friends instead of bigoted family 🦋
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Matt Gaetz's wife asks that you please grant their family privacy during this difficult time.
Kidding! They are all running around taking selfies with RFK Jr at lavish galas.
Don't believe me? Check USA Today (or the sex criminal map).
Kidding! They are all running around taking selfies with RFK Jr at lavish galas.
Don't believe me? Check USA Today (or the sex criminal map).
November 24, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Matt Gaetz's wife asks that you please grant their family privacy during this difficult time.
Kidding! They are all running around taking selfies with RFK Jr at lavish galas.
Don't believe me? Check USA Today (or the sex criminal map).
Kidding! They are all running around taking selfies with RFK Jr at lavish galas.
Don't believe me? Check USA Today (or the sex criminal map).
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November 23, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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“Stand up for yourself” girl I have low iron
November 22, 2024 at 10:27 PM
“Stand up for yourself” girl I have low iron
If you need a song to help you sum up how it feels to be alive in 2024, I present to you Stop Making Stupid People Famous by Our Lady Peace ft. Pussy Riot.
November 23, 2024 at 4:46 AM
If you need a song to help you sum up how it feels to be alive in 2024, I present to you Stop Making Stupid People Famous by Our Lady Peace ft. Pussy Riot.
i think it’s time to rewatch adventure time for the millionth time from the very beginning…(i do this ever six months)
a poster for adventure time shows a yellow dog and a red frog
ALT: a poster for adventure time shows a yellow dog and a red frog
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November 21, 2024 at 4:55 AM
i think it’s time to rewatch adventure time for the millionth time from the very beginning…(i do this ever six months)
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i feel like i’m shouting into the void
November 19, 2024 at 3:48 PM
i feel like i’m shouting into the void