-xnomagichash
@xnomagichash.bsky.social
Founder, investor, engineer. Shill for big Monad.
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gen z sysadmins be like rm -fr
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
gen z sysadmins be like rm -fr
As a freshman 20+ years ago, my CS professor shared a quote: "Computers do exactly what you tell them to. The bad news is they do exactly what you tell them to." At the time this seemed obviously self-evident.
Now it's clear that in my children's time, this "truth" will become an anachronism.
Now it's clear that in my children's time, this "truth" will become an anachronism.
December 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
As a freshman 20+ years ago, my CS professor shared a quote: "Computers do exactly what you tell them to. The bad news is they do exactly what you tell them to." At the time this seemed obviously self-evident.
Now it's clear that in my children's time, this "truth" will become an anachronism.
Now it's clear that in my children's time, this "truth" will become an anachronism.
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The State of #Haskell 2025 survey is out! Please take ~10 minutes to fill this out and share it with friends/colleagues/coworkers, whether or not they are users of Haskell.
State of Haskell 2025
Hello everyone! The Haskell Foundation is reviving @taylorfausak’s State of Haskell Survey. It’s been a few years and so we’re doing it a bit differently, but the plan is to start doing this yearly a...
discourse.haskell.org
December 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The State of #Haskell 2025 survey is out! Please take ~10 minutes to fill this out and share it with friends/colleagues/coworkers, whether or not they are users of Haskell.
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A powerful 7.6-magnitude earthquake struck off Japan’s northeastern coast on Monday, December 8th, at 23:15 (14:15 GMT).
The Japan Meteorological Agency issued tsunami warnings for the prefectures of Hokkaido, Aomori, and Iwate.
Here is footage captured by Aomori Asahi Broadcasting.
#earthquake
The Japan Meteorological Agency issued tsunami warnings for the prefectures of Hokkaido, Aomori, and Iwate.
Here is footage captured by Aomori Asahi Broadcasting.
#earthquake
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A powerful 7.6-magnitude earthquake struck off Japan’s northeastern coast on Monday, December 8th, at 23:15 (14:15 GMT).
The Japan Meteorological Agency issued tsunami warnings for the prefectures of Hokkaido, Aomori, and Iwate.
Here is footage captured by Aomori Asahi Broadcasting.
#earthquake
The Japan Meteorological Agency issued tsunami warnings for the prefectures of Hokkaido, Aomori, and Iwate.
Here is footage captured by Aomori Asahi Broadcasting.
#earthquake
Oh no, I just realized I've been writing Haskell for 20 years. I think I might be getting old.
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Oh no, I just realized I've been writing Haskell for 20 years. I think I might be getting old.
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there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician
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happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
Look, I'm not an AI maximalist, and I do think we're in a bubble. But I think a lot of people misunderstand why engineering managers feel like AI is such a productivity multiplier.
In my mind, there's two things you shouldn't do to engineers you supervise: micromanage or assign throw-away work. 1/n
In my mind, there's two things you shouldn't do to engineers you supervise: micromanage or assign throw-away work. 1/n
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Look, I'm not an AI maximalist, and I do think we're in a bubble. But I think a lot of people misunderstand why engineering managers feel like AI is such a productivity multiplier.
In my mind, there's two things you shouldn't do to engineers you supervise: micromanage or assign throw-away work. 1/n
In my mind, there's two things you shouldn't do to engineers you supervise: micromanage or assign throw-away work. 1/n
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
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the brain that can see a face in a wall outlet was always doomed to hear the voice of God in a markov chain
July 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the brain that can see a face in a wall outlet was always doomed to hear the voice of God in a markov chain
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The idiomatic Haskell program is twenty imports, six language extensions, and one line of Perl
the lines saved from haskell being such a terse language is offset by the amount of imports, and language pragmas you need to write
December 15, 2024 at 12:27 AM
The idiomatic Haskell program is twenty imports, six language extensions, and one line of Perl
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my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
July 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
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X's head of product
July 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
X's head of product
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"If your decentralised protocol is missing features, the market will add them with centralisation." — @goat.navy
*This*:
- is why why the web was captured;
- is why email became concentrated;
- is why ActivityPub, as defined today, isn't capture-resistant.
*This*:
- is why why the web was captured;
- is why email became concentrated;
- is why ActivityPub, as defined today, isn't capture-resistant.
June 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"If your decentralised protocol is missing features, the market will add them with centralisation." — @goat.navy
*This*:
- is why why the web was captured;
- is why email became concentrated;
- is why ActivityPub, as defined today, isn't capture-resistant.
*This*:
- is why why the web was captured;
- is why email became concentrated;
- is why ActivityPub, as defined today, isn't capture-resistant.
I was hoping Haskell would be a perfect fit for an LLM because types, but instead Claude bitterly complains about how tedious and repetitive pattern matching on GADTs is, and then marks every implemebtation as undefined when it doesn’t work the first time.
June 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I was hoping Haskell would be a perfect fit for an LLM because types, but instead Claude bitterly complains about how tedious and repetitive pattern matching on GADTs is, and then marks every implemebtation as undefined when it doesn’t work the first time.
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Man comes to the US from Lebanon. Starts out delivering pizzas, becomes a Nobel winning neuroscientist. Trump freezes his funding, he gets an email from China offering to move his lab “any city, any university I want" with guaranteed funding for 20 years.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
June 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Man comes to the US from Lebanon. Starts out delivering pizzas, becomes a Nobel winning neuroscientist. Trump freezes his funding, he gets an email from China offering to move his lab “any city, any university I want" with guaranteed funding for 20 years.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
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My mom, an english professor, has been despairing over student use of LLMs for years. This semester she accidentally discovered adversarial prompting by laying out the instructions for an assignment in such a way that ChatGPT was unable to follow, outing students who fed the assignment into an LLM.
May 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My mom, an english professor, has been despairing over student use of LLMs for years. This semester she accidentally discovered adversarial prompting by laying out the instructions for an assignment in such a way that ChatGPT was unable to follow, outing students who fed the assignment into an LLM.
PSA: When a can falls off a shelf, it is not a good idea to attempt to stop it from hitting the floor by kicking it. Ow.
May 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
PSA: When a can falls off a shelf, it is not a good idea to attempt to stop it from hitting the floor by kicking it. Ow.
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This afternoon I choose violence.
May 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This afternoon I choose violence.
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For years, North Korea has been secretly placing young IT workers inside Western companies. With AI, their schemes are now more devious—and effective—than ever. www.wired.com/story/north-...
Your Favorite New Coworker Is an AI-Enhanced Operative From North Korea
For years, North Korea has been secretly placing young IT workers inside Western companies. With AI, their schemes are now more devious—and effective—than ever.
www.wired.com
May 1, 2025 at 7:05 AM
For years, North Korea has been secretly placing young IT workers inside Western companies. With AI, their schemes are now more devious—and effective—than ever. www.wired.com/story/north-...