Dr. Kristi DiClemente
@xpi.bsky.social
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History professor, medievalist, and textile artist who loves cozy mysteries and her dog.
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Shameless self promotion! If you like off-color medieval images and you cross stitch, I have the perfect patterns for you! I also have more traditional patterns, but sometimes you just want to be silly. I am just finishing up a fourth that will be posted soon.
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Stitched image of a medieval nun picking penises off a tree Stitched medieval image of a naked man playing a horn with his mouth and butt on a swirly floral vine thing Stitched medieval image of a cat licking its butt on a swirly floral vine thing with some bugs
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Oh, man, I'm assuming it's one of ours 😂
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Sometimes past us are truly the best us!
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I've decided that I'm going to have my students debate who was "greater": Alexander the Great or Phillip II. I want them to be brutal! 😂😂
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When I was a kid, a friend of mine told me that she wasn't afraid of eating a particular thing (don't remember what it was anymore) because it was natural and God wouldn't make anything to hurt her. My response was that God made rattlesnakes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I think this is such a common belief.
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Slightly diminish a band:

Counting Pigeons
9999 Maniacs
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Slightly diminish a band:

The Mountain Stoats (sorry sorry I hope he doesn’t see this)
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Slightly diminish a band:

Molly Butterknife
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That's awesome, thank you! I've been thinking about leading an informal stitching hangout at Kalamazoo next time I go. I do have one more marginalia but pictured her, and I'm just starting to design a fifth. 😁
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My students think I'm crazy with how hard I hype up writing as technology. I, literally, get choked up in class!
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YES!! THE PROCESS IS THE POINT! I have started focusing on this. I literally say "I don't assign essays because I want to read your essays, I assign them because I want you to write essays!"
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Thank you! I've been rewatching stuff, but really want something new for the start of the semester
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Do you have recommendations? 😁
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It's amazing, and I just doubled my donation.
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

I'm not sure this absolute unit is qualified, unfortunately.
A white woman with red hair and glasses smiling next to an open drawer within the drawer is a black and white picture of a very very large sheep that went viral a few years ago
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Thank you so much for posting! It always makes me laugh 😂
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I also have students play Plague Inc, to simullate one of the diseases we discuss in class and write an essay on what they discover
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I really like Plague Ports by Myron Echenberg. It's about the third plague pandemic in the 1890s-1901. It focuses on a different global city for each chapter, and talks a lot about medical inequalities and culture. My students really like it.
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If you were forced to bet on which university courses of study still will be relevant in 50 years, languages, literature, history, philosophy, and arts are all pretty good wagers.

They have an excellent track record over the past thousand years or so.
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Not the point of this fascinating article, but it remains darkly ironic to me that the Humanities have fallen backwards into being the safe financial bet of degrees
According to an analysis by the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, graduates in computer science, computer engineering and graphic design all have unemployment rates at 7% or greater; young workers who hold a number of much-maligned humanities degrees—including English, history and philosophy—are all more hirable.
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This thread is phenomenal! 📌
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An alert to all creatives using #WeTransfer. Basically, stop immediately! As of August, they will begin scraping everything you send for AI purposes (see the new paragraph in their Terms and Conditions below).

If, like me, you’re a voice artist, they’ll clone your voice. Avoid at all costs.
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😂😂😂 I think this is the only place I could post this and someone else would be excited with me
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POV: your new, old-school label maker doesn't have an "&" so you use a "7" to approximate a Tironian et.
A white drawer with a black and white embossed label that says "STAMPS 7 WASHI" in all caps.
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I was going to like this but it was ar 69 likes and I feel like Mel Brooks would approve 😂 and I'm apparently 12 years old
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It will cost you $0 to repost that SCRIPTORIUM PLAYTEST IS NOW LIVE 🎉

We’ve poured our hearts into this build, and we can’t wait to see your most magnificent medieval designs ❤️

Play for free on Steam until July 10!