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Christian Simmers
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GameDev, Narrative Designer, & Artist specialized in vector & pixel art. Currently looking for work in Game & Narrative Design.

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A close up of a Jimbo Plush's face, the joker mascot of hit indie game Balatro; this is done in reference to Ed Zitron's Smiling Man meme.
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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A real hero.
Socko with his verse from "How the World Works" and a bunch of lit molotov cocktails in the background.
January 31, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Every Damn Time...
A series of stills from Lord of the Rings: First Panel: The One Ring, labeled Fascism Second Panel: with a desperate Elrond labeled Leftists screams "CAST IT INTO THE FIRE. DESTROY IT!" Third Panel:A smug Isildur labeled Liberals states "NO. I CAN COMPROMISE WITH IT."
January 27, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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Somehow, the Patriots have returned
January 25, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Going to be at the Krewe of Chewbacchus Carnival Parade in New Orleans tonight. Their theme this year seems apt.
Krewe of Chewbacchus flag for their 16th parade: Rebellions Are Built On Hope. There is a dancing Wookei with an Umbrella next to the word Hope, who's "O" is replaced with the Rebel Alliance's logo that also has a fleur-de-lis in it. This is over some yellow and orange tie-dye.
January 24, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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I guess it was inevitable...
Top photo: a dejected Patrick Mahomes, captioned, "You prayed for the Chief's downfall" Bottom photo: Thanos sitting on the battlefield, but his head replaced with the New England Patriots Logo captioned, "Where did that bring you? Back to me."
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Great.
Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) looking exhausted captioned "Somehow, the Patriots have returned"
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Me when I figure out how old Billy Joel is:
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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From Destiny 2, Drifter leaning on a table with a drink, to the right is Archie, a robot dog, looking dejected, and to his left is Eris Morn, looking perturbed. Captioned is Drifter saying, "What a week, Huh?" and Eris's response "Drifter, it is Sunday."
January 12, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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Low profile cherries, soldered to the board. Just had to look for my key cap puller to put everything in Colemak.
Internals of the Pi 500+, showing the bottom of the keyboard PCB and that massive heatsink.
January 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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So the Raspberry Pi 500+ arrived a day early. Here it is next to my old 400 for comparison.
Raspberry Pi 500+ next to it's predecessor, the Pi 400. Both are Single Board Computers built into keyboards. The pi 500+ is slightly longer and wider, and sports mechanical keys as opposed to the 400 that sports membrane keys.
January 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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The Discord Emoji I hate the most to use.
January 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Ichigo(Bleach) holding Zangetsu but its a chip.
January 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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2014? That can't be right...
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Reminder that Congress found that what General Smedley Butler said about the Business Plot was factual.
War is a Racket by General Smedley D. Butler War is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives. A racket is best described, I believe, as something that is not what it seems to the majority of the people. Only a small "inside" group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the benefit of the very few, at the expense of the very many. Out of war a few people make huge fortunes.
January 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Is_...
Cover of 'War is a Racket' by General Smedley D. Butler War is a racket. It always has been. It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives. A racket is best described, I believe, as something that is not what it seems to the majority of the people. Only a small "inside" group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the benefit of the very few, at the expense of the very many. Out of war a few people make huge fortunes.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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Also, now that I finished the reading, hearing y'all being delighted by the Michael Hague illustrations makes me so glad I pulled that edition out of my storage over buying a new copy of 'The Hobbit'.
The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien, illustrated by Michael Hague. Has a cool as illustration of Smaug the Dragon on top of a horde of treasure.
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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I hear the Falcons are Falconing it again?
CHOKE the official soft drink of the ATLANTA FALCONS
December 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Sorry Titans
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Now for some Sword and Shield
December 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Trying to make the Doom Theme using my PicoTracker controling my Donner B1 with the Korg Digital Nu:Tekt as an effects box
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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gonna post some of those ambient jams that seem to be all the rage on Insta but instead of those immaculate spaces with cable management, potted succulents, sticker cutouts and other knickknacks, I'm just gonna have this kinda cable pigsty. And instead of clean ambient it's gonna be garbbled noise
My pigsty of a desk that I haven't picked up shit on.
December 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM