Christian Simmers
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Christian Simmers
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Tech Warlock
He/Him
GameDev, Narrative Designer, & Artist specialized in vector & pixel art. Currently looking for work in Game & Narrative Design.

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Saw a bunch of folk learn what a Starlight Tour was. Pretty much did that gif.
January 23, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The third most dire economic portent, only thing more scary would be a price increase first on Arizona Tea, then the Costco Hot Dog...
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Its also a "return to basics" for me cause of how similar computing power it has to my old Surface Pro 3, the laptop I made most of my first games on.
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 PM
The M in M1 Abrams stands for Mail.
January 22, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Refreshing my favorite Wikipedia page for absolutely no reason...
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Destiny Campaign = Book

Destiny Dailies = Screen
January 21, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Computer is expensive though, do you have a cheaper alternative?
January 20, 2026 at 7:36 PM
If I remember correctly it had more to do with my vehicle being a KIA than anything else. I think its a policy affecting them and Toyota specifically.
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 PM
A lot of places like O'reilly's and Autozone used to replace and install the battery free of charge to ignore the core charge, but won't do it on newer vehicles due to them not wanting to deal with the car computer's resetting. Its a pain.
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
As somebody who has had to do this in the last year, its more like $50 now...
January 20, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Daily Show had a 4 years later segment: youtu.be/bvhqTNzpmYo?...
Envisioning President Trump's First Term: The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Presented without comment:

youtu.be/W_F4rEaRduk?...
Gadgets For People Who Don't Trust The Government
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 10:51 PM
This is how we end it! Have JD Vance and Liz Truss shake hands!
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
OMG Quark is a Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler!
January 19, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The Coruscant one is funny cause there's definitely some weird shit under the Jedi Temple/Imperial Palace that are powered by the Force Spirits of Forsaken Younglings.
January 19, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Mega Man Legends 3 Let's Go!!!
January 19, 2026 at 7:19 PM