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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers

@xuelder.neocities.org

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Tech Warlock He/Him GameDev, Narrative Designer, & Artist specialized in vector & pixel art. Currently looking for work in Game & Narrative Design. https://xuelder.neocities.org/

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · Oct 11

I'm an #artist and #gamedev specializing in Narrative Design.

You can find links to my games on my website here: xuelder.neocities.org

You can read my blog here: xuelder.neocities.org/Blog/

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1h

Could be a really restrictive NDA with a set expiration date.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 2h

Aren't Steam Forums one of the reasons why they justify the 30% cut?

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 12h

In fact, it turns out that if you don't help the Gubble, it will create a clone of you and torture it forever. So you have to adopt it, or else the not you will be forever tortured.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 12h

Its gonna be crazy that Kendrick will be the first ever Nobel Peace Prize Winner for destroying a person so completely it unites the world in hate.

Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 17h

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 16h

drake has access to the Loser Hadron Collider and is discovering forms of losing previously unknown to humankind

Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 17h

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 13h

One day I need to write a postmortem of my time as an Echo Skill (their unnecessary synonym for apps) developer because the amount of things I had been told by my contacts there are really fascinating. Long story short, amazon developed a computer for disabled users and can't stand that fact.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 18h

Real eldritch, madness-inducing lore dropped here...

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 21h

Riven? The Sequel to Myst? That Riven?

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 23h

There are hardly any gifs or clips of "The Five(ish) Doctors" and that's a real shame.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

He was also in The Hobbit, a motion picture!

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Draculanna 🧛🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 1d

I gotta hand it to whatever advertising firm Informa hired to make these, there really is something almost poetic about GDC's advertising being "an AI-looking depiction of an industry staple being destroyed with no clear elaboration of what comes after." Masterclass in unintentionally nailing it.

Game Developers Conference @officialgdc.bsky.social · 1d

A New Era Awaits!

bit.ly/3KKYUIq

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

"LEGO building" gives off a vibe that I haven't heard of in a while...

The Infamous Dashcon "Ballpit" - a small, lone inflatable pool filled with balls in an empty convention hall.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

Why is North Carolina so divided on food things almost as if it needs to be split again?

youtu.be/gNZlTI_ARv4?...

Southern States Hold a BBQ Meeting

YouTube video by Matt Mitchell

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

Did you see "the hair"

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

I once wanted to do this but in hexameter and got completely lost. Your solutions seem obvious and I feel like a dumbass for not realizing them.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

The John Constantine.

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · 1d

Six years ago, I wrote most of the Tragedian dialogue for Pathologic 2 in iambic pentameter. I'm back now doing the same for Pathologic 3. I figured it was helpful to write a guide on *how* I did it – in case I get hit by a bus and the team has to carry on without me.

azhdarchid.com/so-you-want-...

So You Want to Write Iambic Pentameter

In which I share the dirty secrets of the world's least useful skill

azhdarchid.com

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

Assembly Programmers of the World Unite!

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

Man, the sequel to Ultimate Chicken Horse looks legit.

Courtney Vaughn @courtneyvaughn.bsky.social · 2d

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

Hello old friend:

Steam Achievement for Unfair Flips:

A gold coin with the mascot of the now defunct social media website Cohost Eggbug winking at you. The Achievement is named "GET EGGBUGGED ENDING: SAY HELLO TO AN OLD FRIEND (2-% CHANCE"

The Achievement was Unlocked on Oct 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
27.8% of players have this achievement.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 2d

I swear, it's entirely possible my forum/chat moderation experience is the age of one of their interns/junior programmers.

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 2d

I don't think The Protomen have a presence on this website, maybe still on the old site? I've been on their mailing list for the last 10 years anyways, wouldn't matter anyways.

protomen.com/news/

PROTOMEN

protomen.com

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 2d

Is Jerry a Goose?

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Jeff Geerling @jeffgeerling.com · 3d

Qualcomm is acquiring Arduino, and they're launching a new SBC (Uno Q) combining a Dragonwing SoC with an Arduino microcontroller in the Uno form factor. What implications does this have for makers and education? Quick video covering the news: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfKX...

Qualcomm just bought Arduino, and they're making a tiny computer

YouTube video by Jeff Geerling

www.youtube.com

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Michael @michaelklamerus.bsky.social · 3d

Blog Roundup (October 6, 2025)

It’s been a minute since I’ve done one of these but with Bluesky currently imploding because of its dipshit staff, maybe people will want some other websites to look at and add to their RSS feed reader. I’ve been using Inoreader since it has a solid free tier (although I pay for it now) and […]

virtualmoose.org

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