Christian Simmers
@xuelder.neocities.org
Tech Warlock
He/Him
GameDev, Narrative Designer, & Artist specialized in vector & pixel art. Currently looking for work in Game & Narrative Design.
https://xuelder.neocities.org/
He/Him
GameDev, Narrative Designer, & Artist specialized in vector & pixel art. Currently looking for work in Game & Narrative Design.
https://xuelder.neocities.org/
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Christian Simmers
@xuelder.neocities.org
· Oct 11
I'm an #artist and #gamedev specializing in Narrative Design.
You can find links to my games on my website here: xuelder.neocities.org
You can read my blog here: xuelder.neocities.org/Blog/
You can find links to my games on my website here: xuelder.neocities.org
You can read my blog here: xuelder.neocities.org/Blog/
Apparently ICE are now doing Starlight Tours in Minneapolis. Shit like this is why my great grandparents fled Canada...
January 22, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Apparently ICE are now doing Starlight Tours in Minneapolis. Shit like this is why my great grandparents fled Canada...
My decision to start this Raspberry Pi 500+ gamedev project on lower end hardware and Linux is more and more looking less like a weird gamedev challenge and more like a reasonable quality of life/work decision by the day...
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Windows 11 apps won't ppen. What is error code 0x803f8001?
Many Windows 11 users are unable to open apps on their PCs and are running into error code 0x803f8001.
www.windowscentral.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 PM
My decision to start this Raspberry Pi 500+ gamedev project on lower end hardware and Linux is more and more looking less like a weird gamedev challenge and more like a reasonable quality of life/work decision by the day...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
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What training solves this?
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
What training solves this?
A New Hope With Big Naturals
The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals
Return of the Jedi With Big Naturals
The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals
Return of the Jedi With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A New Hope With Big Naturals
The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals
Return of the Jedi With Big Naturals
The Empire Strikes Back With Big Naturals
Return of the Jedi With Big Naturals
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It really is just all kinds of bad folks. I wonder when Democrats in Congress will notice.
No reforming this.
No reforming this.
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
It really is just all kinds of bad folks. I wonder when Democrats in Congress will notice.
No reforming this.
No reforming this.
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Alarmists say the emperor is building a “Death Star”. Even if he wanted to, I’m sure he’d be stopped by the Imperial Senate.
January 20, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Alarmists say the emperor is building a “Death Star”. Even if he wanted to, I’m sure he’d be stopped by the Imperial Senate.
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Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
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Issues with using my Raspberry Pi 500+ as my daily driver for a week (will expand in blog post later this week):
1) Still no official standalone Discord App.
2) Did not come with latest Raspbian, had to start all over with my personalization half way through the week.
1) Still no official standalone Discord App.
2) Did not come with latest Raspbian, had to start all over with my personalization half way through the week.
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Issues with using my Raspberry Pi 500+ as my daily driver for a week (will expand in blog post later this week):
1) Still no official standalone Discord App.
2) Did not come with latest Raspbian, had to start all over with my personalization half way through the week.
1) Still no official standalone Discord App.
2) Did not come with latest Raspbian, had to start all over with my personalization half way through the week.
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thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
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this is Bears football, to me
The Rams might well and probably should win this game, but it genuinely feels like a piece of the Rams’ collective soul is not leaving that stadium
January 19, 2026 at 12:49 AM
this is Bears football, to me
Oh god, the Super Bowl might be the First Order VS the Devil.
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Oh god, the Super Bowl might be the First Order VS the Devil.
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Jeez .... What a throw by Matthew Stafford.
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Jeez .... What a throw by Matthew Stafford.
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Caleb WIlliams has two of the best throws in NFL playoff football history in back-to-back games
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Caleb WIlliams has two of the best throws in NFL playoff football history in back-to-back games
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DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
Noooooooooooo
January 19, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Noooooooooooo
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The first 10 years of January have truly been exhausting
January 18, 2026 at 11:14 PM
The first 10 years of January have truly been exhausting
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We need the Texans to win, this nation cannot survive another Patriots dynasty.
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
We need the Texans to win, this nation cannot survive another Patriots dynasty.