Simon 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@xxshallowseasxx.bsky.social
He/Him • 30 • Bisexual • Aspiring Author •
Sober Stoner • Hellenic Pagan • Virgo • INTJ • Books • Music • Pet Dad • 💉 8-4-20 • Chime/CashApp/Venmo: ShallowSeas
Sober Stoner • Hellenic Pagan • Virgo • INTJ • Books • Music • Pet Dad • 💉 8-4-20 • Chime/CashApp/Venmo: ShallowSeas
My babies are perfect 🥰
September 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My babies are perfect 🥰
Trying to NOT be homeless is basically impossible, I’m so tired.
April 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Trying to NOT be homeless is basically impossible, I’m so tired.
We live in a tent now 😅 Making the most of it, with my babies!
March 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
We live in a tent now 😅 Making the most of it, with my babies!
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Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.
March 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Well that’s a headline I did not except to see. Ever.
I can’t believe she’s turning 10, in just a couple couples. Almost 7 years with this girl, and I wouldn’t change it for the world. 🥰
March 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I can’t believe she’s turning 10, in just a couple couples. Almost 7 years with this girl, and I wouldn’t change it for the world. 🥰
I’ve been saying this whole time like “you know she can’t see, right” lmaooo
Everybody is so touched by this anglerfish coming to see the light and I’m over here like “actually you are deeply misunderstanding the sensorium of deep sea creatures and that girl was blinded way before she got to the surface.”
March 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’ve been saying this whole time like “you know she can’t see, right” lmaooo
Shut up and look at my dog
March 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Shut up and look at my dog
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
Having three boy dogs, two under two years, is absolutely EXHAUSTING. It’s also incredibly rewarding. I genuinely don’t know what I would do without my boys. Special shoutout to my old girl, Isabelle, for keeping everyone in line, including her sister. 😂💚
February 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Having three boy dogs, two under two years, is absolutely EXHAUSTING. It’s also incredibly rewarding. I genuinely don’t know what I would do without my boys. Special shoutout to my old girl, Isabelle, for keeping everyone in line, including her sister. 😂💚
This is the most snowfall I’ve experienced since I left MICHIGAN, in 2017. Make it stop snowing 😭
February 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This is the most snowfall I’ve experienced since I left MICHIGAN, in 2017. Make it stop snowing 😭
Dog #3 is added to the inventory 🥰 Adopt, don’t shop. Look at that face. 😭 Everyone, welcome Ozzy!
February 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Dog #3 is added to the inventory 🥰 Adopt, don’t shop. Look at that face. 😭 Everyone, welcome Ozzy!
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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight
I may have lost just about everything last year, but this year, we are building it back up. 🔥💚
February 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I may have lost just about everything last year, but this year, we are building it back up. 🔥💚
Friends, I am ✨exhausted✨
February 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Friends, I am ✨exhausted✨
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
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it’s crazy that everything is like “this is how the nazis did it”
yes
correct.
that is accurate.
it feels like we should be doing more with that fact
yes
correct.
that is accurate.
it feels like we should be doing more with that fact
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
it’s crazy that everything is like “this is how the nazis did it”
yes
correct.
that is accurate.
it feels like we should be doing more with that fact
yes
correct.
that is accurate.
it feels like we should be doing more with that fact
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the I think you should leave subreddit is doing better journalism than mainstream media
February 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
the I think you should leave subreddit is doing better journalism than mainstream media
I’m so fucking scared now
January 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’m so fucking scared now
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Do not comply in advance.
Do not talk to cops.
Cover your face and tattoos when you protest.
Remember that your phone is a tracking and listening device.
If anyone asks, you don't know any immigrants or trans folk.
Be safe.
Be smart.
We don't live in a free country anymore.
Do not talk to cops.
Cover your face and tattoos when you protest.
Remember that your phone is a tracking and listening device.
If anyone asks, you don't know any immigrants or trans folk.
Be safe.
Be smart.
We don't live in a free country anymore.
January 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Do not comply in advance.
Do not talk to cops.
Cover your face and tattoos when you protest.
Remember that your phone is a tracking and listening device.
If anyone asks, you don't know any immigrants or trans folk.
Be safe.
Be smart.
We don't live in a free country anymore.
Do not talk to cops.
Cover your face and tattoos when you protest.
Remember that your phone is a tracking and listening device.
If anyone asks, you don't know any immigrants or trans folk.
Be safe.
Be smart.
We don't live in a free country anymore.
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It is an insult to MLK to inaugurate Trump tomorrow.
January 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It is an insult to MLK to inaugurate Trump tomorrow.
Yeeeeeah 😬😅
I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
January 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Yeeeeeah 😬😅
Reading my 5th book of 2025, working on writing my novel, talking to a cute boy. 2025 is starting out okay, for once. 😅
January 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Reading my 5th book of 2025, working on writing my novel, talking to a cute boy. 2025 is starting out okay, for once. 😅