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@yakuzajohn.bsky.social
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she/her, NYC
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solidarity
Your top song: the nutcracker suite op. 71A, Russian dance by leopold Stokowski (from Fantasia)
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Lin Manuel Miranda as Hamilton looking distressed. Someone holds up their phone so it looks like his distress is a result of whatever he has read on said phone.
December 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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one nation…. under Korb….
My top artist: Darren Korb. Top 0.9% global fan
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Ha ha ha yes meme but the shirt says democratic sickos of america
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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another banger from my boy Drew
Book cover of the book Stalactite & Stalagmite by Drew Beckmeyer, showing a stalactite and stalagmite with cute little faces
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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good soup
A stunning Thanksgiving plate with stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, roll, turkey and gravy, kale salad, green beans, carrots and parsnips, sweet potatoes, Brussels sprouts, and broccoli salad
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Rita repulsa from power rangers saying “yes cry! Cry harder baby!” To a crying baby
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Columbo saying “I’m gonna hang up. You can keep talking but I’m gonna hang up”
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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A screenshot from Like a Dragon Gaiden where a mean man says to Etsuko “got a problem ya cabbage?”
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Zohran: but in other ways this was always the plan
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Trump is complimenting him you guys said he won the elections easily LMAO
Pic of Zohran standing next to Trump in oval office e
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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ITS HAPPENING
3 min ago Tyler pager Zohran Mamdani has arrived at the White House for his meeting with President trump
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I’m third gen and if one of my kids decides to get into the family business they get to inherit this
A little statute of a man with a barrister wig and little glasses holding a book that says “LAW.” The pedestal he stands on says “SUE THE BASTARDS”
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Today I’m wearing all birds
A loafer esque shoe
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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post your hometown slop
mennonite style soft pretzel gleaming with butter and sparkles of salt
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Amy Winehouse album cover Back to Black
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Colombo: “little insignificant details, I lose my appetite, I can’t eat”
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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best show ever made
Maisie Adam’s mouth poking through a giant picture of Greg Davies, where his nose should be. She is eating blue yogurt from a spoon.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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this is just…. Not an accurate picture of what happened to the Morales campaign
talia jane @taliajane.osky.social • 1h i don't think, for example, we would have seen zohran's campaign succeed as resoundingly as it did if it occurred prior to 2023. in fact we saw a leftist mayoral campaign (dianne morales) blow itself up and give way to eric adams in 2021. ①2 O 24 刀 企
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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that’s right
and bigotry in a shameful way. Humanity has accomplished something truly incredible and almost utopian in New York: millions of very different types of people living peaceably-and sometimes even amicably-side by side. That's every bit as real as the death and destruction halfway around the world. For me, New York is the living counterpoint to all that suffering and hate. It's worth protecting and building upon. In fact, it's the most important thing: New York City is, in my humble opinion, the greatest accomplishment in the history of human civilization. We've long set the standard
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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time for a lil upzone friends
a very Cuomo eastern Queens
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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everyone cheering YES YES at Cuomo saying what his campaign stood for as he concedes
"im not owned! im not owned!!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Charlie from Lost holding up his hand as he dies but instead of saying NOT PENNYS BOAT it says CURTIS SLIWA IS THE SPOILER
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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i'm going to CRASH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE USE OF THE TERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
screenshot of wikipedia list of new york mayors, with Zohran Mamdani (b. 1991) as Mayor 111
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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lmao
@BillAckman: I disagree. Sliwa staying in convinced many Cuomo voters it was a foregone conclusion so they didn’t vote. If Sliwa had dropped, Cuomo could have won.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM