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a horny snake in a newspaper cartoon

she/her, NYC
good soup
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
cried like 4 days during the Thanksgiving Day Parade because I JUST THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL SEEING PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY LOVE FOR THE WORLD OKAY
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
it's resolve to never make thanksgiving dinner again o clock. see yall next year when I do it all again.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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In general I support Mamdani but I don't think he's credible as an arts advocate because as far as I know he hasn't lifted a finger on behalf of making RUSH HOUR 4 happen.
New York City helped my mother become the artist she is today. The next generation deserves a City Hall that lifts up tomorrow's artists as well.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
it's called a constitutional, Axios
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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thank goodness the pro-housing ballot measures passed.

they will be our best enabler of Zohran passing progressive pro-housing policy now that the city council is being led by an outer borough conservative NIMBY coalition
Council’s got two real powers: budget and (now reduced but still significant) upzoning/downzoning.

This is a pretty clear coalition on anti-property tax + pro-NYPD-spending + anti-major-upzoning

My bet is we get a ‘stasis’/member deference Council
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
going to say, apropos of nothing, 1) anorexia and body dysmorphia are contagious and 2) anorexia is the mental illness with the highest mortality rate
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Vickie Paladino's perspective is "We should do the Crusades again"
Menin says she'll work with Mamdani "on a shared agenda that makes New York more affordable."

GOP members backing Menin, tho, are likely to look to her to be a check on Mamdani. Vickie Paladino said she's with Menin because she "understands all perspectives." www.nydailynews.com/2025/11/26/j...
Julie Menin claims victory in NYC Council speaker race with more than 65 percent support
Manhattan Councilwoman Julie Menin claimed victory Wednesday in the City Council speaker’s race after  saying she’s secured commitments of support from a super majority of her colleague…
www.nydailynews.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Call your council member
NEW: Julie Menin is claiming victory in the City Council speaker's race after securing commitments of support from 35 of her colleagues, putting an early end to the contest and teeing up potential tensions with incoming Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

Story coming shortly
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
7th Guest
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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all stanning of popes is necessarily conditional, the Church is the Church, but the man said AI won't stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God's creation so with all our conditions intact yes we stan
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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this is wild. In her final act in office, Adrienne Adams has gone full NIMBY and now is putting parking over pedestrian safety.

call her office and your local councilmember to express support for Intro 1138!
Have you called Speaker Adams yet today? Tell her why we need universal daylighting, and urge her to bring Intro 1138 to a vote: 212-482-6731
We have just three weeks left to pass universal daylighting — and the biggest thing standing in the way? Daylighting obstructors.

Universal daylighting is simple: clear intersections so drivers, pedestrians, and people on bikes can actually see each other. It saves lives.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
they don’t want housing, they want to endlessly critique housing
Making sure developers don’t make a dime is more important than building homes for people
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
is there a reason it's like impossible to save pictures from websites these days
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Smitten Kitchen
Bon Appetit/Epicurious (paid)
NYT Cooking (paid)
America's Test Kitchen (paid)
Leite's Culinaria
Food52
King Arthur Baking
BBC Food
Saveur
Food and Wine Magazine
Serious Eats
Cookie and Kate
101 Cookbooks
Can we start a thread of reliable recipe sites? I'll start with Sally's Baking Addiction. Every time I go looking for baking recipes, I end up there. sallysbakingaddiction.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the only lie we tell kids that's bigger than Santa Clause is that acne goes away when they grow up
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
is Brennan Lee Mulligan DSA
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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[the hold steady voice]
They’re getting rid of the Frank Sinatra music at the dancing fountain in Las Vegas. At the Bellagio casino. And they’re replacing it with Jelly Roll. They’re going to make the water red, white, and blue. And every night they’ll pick one kid to go into the fountain and wave. I’ll be there. Will you?
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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it's all fucking consumerism. every single facet of our society, and the left is not in the least innocent of it.
these same people were intensely skeptical of him and NYC-DSA's entire electoral project and then jumped on board to be part of beating Cuomo and I guess thought that entitled them to be angry he's not the same kind of communist they are
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
it makes me very angry how many children’s books have only male characters. and they’ll be like, forest animals, but all have male pronouns. and I’m not talking about old books guys!!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
girls only want one thing and it’s disgusting (a total refresh of their spice cabinet with small ethical upscale brands)
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM