simp city 3000
@yakuzajohn.bsky.social
a horny snake in a newspaper cartoon
she/her, NYC
she/her, NYC
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Its wild to say this sort of shit about Democrats when the current Republican/MAGA political project is built around cultural supremacist crusade that centers openly trying to destroy the lives of anyone who doesnt sufficiently conform to it
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Its wild to say this sort of shit about Democrats when the current Republican/MAGA political project is built around cultural supremacist crusade that centers openly trying to destroy the lives of anyone who doesnt sufficiently conform to it
if you want to come for Matthew Lillard you have to go through me
Lillard was on stage at GalaxyCon in Ohio when he brought up Tarantino's recent attack on his career, calling it "humbling."
www.avclub.com/matthew-lill...
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Matthew Lillard responds to Quentin Tarantino tearing him down: "It hurts"
Matthew Lillard responds to Quentin Tarantino tearing him down: "It hurts"
www.avclub.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
if you want to come for Matthew Lillard you have to go through me
guileless carp is a great insult. offense to Funadon!!!!
Zarigani Hakase, a professorial crayfish, and Funadon, a guileless carp, are local characters from Hanyu City.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
guileless carp is a great insult. offense to Funadon!!!!
incredible lawyer joke in plooboos tonight
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
incredible lawyer joke in plooboos tonight
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
ha ha ha (city of) yes
YES
YES
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy — www.crainsnewyork.com/real-estate/...
Housing production increases 23% in first year of City of Yes
The Adams administration has released figures on accessory dwelling units, affordable housing and more to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the plan's passage.
www.crainsnewyork.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
ha ha ha (city of) yes
YES
YES
my "why my visit to Uzbekistan matters to New York City's future" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
Op-Ed | Why my visit to Uzbekistan matters to New York City’s future | amNewYork
When I traveled to Uzbekistan, I wasn’t just visiting a distant country. I was witnessing a powerful story of rebirth — one that reflects the values,
www.amny.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
my "why my visit to Uzbekistan matters to New York City's future" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt
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NEW: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani said Thursday he will not continue sweeps of homeless encampments — which city data shows have not yielded any permanent or supportive-housing referrals in more than a year.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
Mamdani Vows to Sweep Out Crackdowns on Homeless Camps
City numbers show that sweeps started under Mayor Eric Adams have not delivered on referrals for housing in more than a year.
www.thecity.nyc
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
NEW: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani said Thursday he will not continue sweeps of homeless encampments — which city data shows have not yielded any permanent or supportive-housing referrals in more than a year.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
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Everything SCOTUS is doing is bad in the short term but it’s getting undeniable for a median Democratic Senator and legal community to deny this court is an existential threat to both liberal politics and the rule of law.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Everything SCOTUS is doing is bad in the short term but it’s getting undeniable for a median Democratic Senator and legal community to deny this court is an existential threat to both liberal politics and the rule of law.
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A lot of suicide attempts, especially among young people, are impulsive, which means that throwing up even temporary obstacles can save lives. It's not true that everyone who gets advice on how to kill themselves from an LLM would have figured it out anyway. These tools are causing avoidable deaths.
I am a suicide attempt survivor so I’m kind of selfishly interested in prevention and, again, while it may difficult to completely prevent IDEATION, what ChatGPT does (despite guardrails!) is *cheerlead and facilitate* completion. You can come back from ideation but not a chat-optimized completion.
This is not true. This is argument that pro-gun people use to discount red flag and waiting period laws. Ease of access and lethality (let alone cheerful instruction in the best method!) is the #1 predictor of attempts leading actual completion. The more barriers, the more people live.
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A lot of suicide attempts, especially among young people, are impulsive, which means that throwing up even temporary obstacles can save lives. It's not true that everyone who gets advice on how to kill themselves from an LLM would have figured it out anyway. These tools are causing avoidable deaths.
me when I forget to take a lactaid
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
me when I forget to take a lactaid
tag yourself I'm "The sun has only just set. But it is not a plane. That much is clear."
At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
tag yourself I'm "The sun has only just set. But it is not a plane. That much is clear."
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The guy who invented it went on to invent a precise medicine dispensing system that Coke used to make the Coke Freestyle, so he did in fact end up creating one of the great inventions of our era
Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The guy who invented it went on to invent a precise medicine dispensing system that Coke used to make the Coke Freestyle, so he did in fact end up creating one of the great inventions of our era
people on Instagram are yelling that Claire Saffitz stole this recipe from another blogger. and without touching on the legitimacy of that claim I just ...who wants their name associated with this monstrosity
Fwiw I actively recoiled from the mortadella cookie cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1027...
Mortadella Cookies Recipe
Don’t worry: These cookies only look like slices of mortadella, getting their slightly chewy texture and marzipan flavor from almond paste and almond extract It joins the tradition of fashioning “saus...
cooking.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
people on Instagram are yelling that Claire Saffitz stole this recipe from another blogger. and without touching on the legitimacy of that claim I just ...who wants their name associated with this monstrosity
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auditioning for Jeopardy next week so if you know any facts leave them here
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
auditioning for Jeopardy next week so if you know any facts leave them here
🤗🫡😌
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
🤗🫡😌
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99% of complaints about things being better in the past boil down to "you miss not having adult responsibilities". The other 1% is that everything is manufactured to break after two years now.
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
99% of complaints about things being better in the past boil down to "you miss not having adult responsibilities". The other 1% is that everything is manufactured to break after two years now.
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This is the key point. Why are we letting a handful of people in Brooklyn Heights hold up this project? Blood on their hands when a concrete slab falls onto a passing car or people walking to the Brooklyn Bridge Park.
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The standoff over the B.Q.E. has become, more broadly, a symbol of the power that local communities wield over critical infrastructure projects around the nation.
A Highway Is Crumbling. New York Can’t Agree on How to Fix It. (Gift Article)
The Brooklyn-Queens Expressway has exceeded its life span. Clashing visions have hindered a solution.
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is the key point. Why are we letting a handful of people in Brooklyn Heights hold up this project? Blood on their hands when a concrete slab falls onto a passing car or people walking to the Brooklyn Bridge Park.
bsky.app/profile/jenn...
bsky.app/profile/jenn...
one nation…. under Korb….
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
one nation…. under Korb….
love this guy
I got to ask Jeopardy! super-champ Harrison Whitaker all my nerdiest questions. (He’s a delight.)
Jeopardy! Super-Champ Harrison Whitaker Never Stopped Being Nervous
“I think if my heart rate ever got below 150, that was a win.”
www.vulture.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
love this guy
😌
the historic task of the millennial generation is to destroy the Republican Party and I think we may finally accomplish this
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
😌
sometimes on IG I get a little glimpse into Threads and I’m like huh, whats the discourse going on in that little universe? and then I close it 😌
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
sometimes on IG I get a little glimpse into Threads and I’m like huh, whats the discourse going on in that little universe? and then I close it 😌
day 2 of forgetting to get a little dessert and I’m losing the WTL
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
day 2 of forgetting to get a little dessert and I’m losing the WTL