evolbrew (derogatory)
@evolbrew.net
For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO)
Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
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It's time again to announce Misfit Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
I'm no Travolta fan, but him playing Santa in a Grease parody for a credit card company is depressing.
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm no Travolta fan, but him playing Santa in a Grease parody for a credit card company is depressing.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
You should watch this
➡️ Watch Demi Adejuyigbe: Is Going to Do One (1) Backflip now: watch.dropout.tv/videos/demi...
Demi Adejuyigbe: Is Going to Do One (1) Backflip - Demi Adejuyigbe: Is Going to Do One (1) Backflip - Dropout
Demi Adejuyigbe explores authenticity through original songs, comedic bits, and a single backflip.
Content Warning:
Suicide Joke - [27:47-27:54]
Bodily Injury (Visuals of, no blood) - [59:02-59:42]
watch.dropout.tv
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You should watch this
Tomorrow! You're invited!
It's time again to announce Misfit Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Tomorrow! You're invited!
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If you're at your family's Thanksgiving this year and the problematic Uncle starts talking some bullshit, the best play is to immediately light a cigarette at the table.
Call anyone who objects woke.
Call anyone who objects woke.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
If you're at your family's Thanksgiving this year and the problematic Uncle starts talking some bullshit, the best play is to immediately light a cigarette at the table.
Call anyone who objects woke.
Call anyone who objects woke.
Slept awful. Real amateur hour shit. I thought doing something for 10,000 hours was supposed to make you an expert?
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Slept awful. Real amateur hour shit. I thought doing something for 10,000 hours was supposed to make you an expert?
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in need of a full size mattress (7” height) and a full size box spring if anyone has one to get rid of!
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
in need of a full size mattress (7” height) and a full size box spring if anyone has one to get rid of!
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It's time again to announce Misfit Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's time again to announce Misfit Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
Thanksgiving Day! Don't have a place to go, don't want to go, or need to relax before/after your usual events? Spend it at our place. Food, drinks, & friends. EVERYONE is welcome! Message me or @shoelais.bsky.social for the address.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Can we start a thread of reliable recipe sites? I'll start with Sally's Baking Addiction. Every time I go looking for baking recipes, I end up there. sallysbakingaddiction.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Can we start a thread of reliable recipe sites? I'll start with Sally's Baking Addiction. Every time I go looking for baking recipes, I end up there. sallysbakingaddiction.com
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This is a @evolbrew.net post if I've ever seen one.
Fungal Misadventure (a story in the form of a Bluesky thread)
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
"Have you ever wondered?" he asked, as they picked mushrooms in the forest near her house. "How many people died from fungal misadventure during prehistory before we found out which of these were safe to eat?"
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This is a @evolbrew.net post if I've ever seen one.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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It's that time...
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's that time...
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
What's for dinner?
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
What's for dinner?
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What’s the Most You Ever Lost On a Coin Toss, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
What’s the Most You Ever Lost On a Coin Toss, Charlie Brown?
Remember 12 years ago when we were all watching Young The Giant at that little venue that's gone now? (And my sister was there, too). @youngthegiant.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Remember 12 years ago when we were all watching Young The Giant at that little venue that's gone now? (And my sister was there, too). @youngthegiant.bsky.social
For the next few hours it's just me and three teen girls in the house. Pray for me.
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
For the next few hours it's just me and three teen girls in the house. Pray for me.
I've updated my list of band names from the last few months. Almost 250 now! bit.ly/EvolBands
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I've updated my list of band names from the last few months. Almost 250 now! bit.ly/EvolBands
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I miss Third Thursday “get drunk on cheap wine and get lost in some part of the museum while a local rock band plays distantly in the background” times though
January 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I miss Third Thursday “get drunk on cheap wine and get lost in some part of the museum while a local rock band plays distantly in the background” times though
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The original Zork I-III are now open source.
opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2025/11...
opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2025/11...
Preserving code that shaped generations: Zork I, II, and III go Open Source
Microsoft’s Open Source Programs Office (OSPO), Team Xbox, and Activision are making Zork I, Zork II, and Zork III available under the MIT License.
opensource.microsoft.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The original Zork I-III are now open source.
opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2025/11...
opensource.microsoft.com/blog/2025/11...
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Well knock me down with a fucking feather:
Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.
Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Well knock me down with a fucking feather:
Caked-Up Cookies is my band name
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Caked-Up Cookies is my band name
"Thank you for choosing Spire for your natural gas needs."
Lol eat shit. You know I don't have a choice.
Lol eat shit. You know I don't have a choice.
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Thank you for choosing Spire for your natural gas needs."
Lol eat shit. You know I don't have a choice.
Lol eat shit. You know I don't have a choice.
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Say it with me...
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Say it with me...