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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 12h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 14h

I've invented a new saying, 'as proud as a Frenchman making strawberry butter', which I'm sure you'll agree is a lovely churn of fraise.

#LunchPun

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The Babadork @evolbrew.net · 10h

Boooooo 🍅🍅🍅 (its great I love it)

Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 14h

I've invented a new saying, 'as proud as a Frenchman making strawberry butter', which I'm sure you'll agree is a lovely churn of fraise.

#LunchPun

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 22h

Sorry luddites but this technology is here to stay and if you are not learning to use these tools then you are falling behind.

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The Babadork @evolbrew.net · 22h

You complied the best

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 2d

Twitter used to be a place you could find a wife. I know multiple people who found wives on twitter

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The Babadork @evolbrew.net · 1d

Rookie numbers.

✨🥀Persephone Evil🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 1d

God damn, some of yall been following each other online for a decade?!!

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The Babadork @evolbrew.net · 1d

Jimmy Fallon said he wasnt going to be political on the Tonight Show, so Hayley Williams went on and sang True Believer 😂

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 1d

to be clear, the President is bombing civilians in international waters and sending the army into peaceful cities domestically but this fellow thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

FOX: Do you think Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize?

FETTERMAN: If this sticks. I think the whole point of having a Nobel Peace Prize is for ending wars and promoting peace. And if he brings the Ukrainian war to its end, I will be the Democrat leading the committee for his Nobel Prize Peace.

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The Babadork @evolbrew.net · 1d

"Luxury truck" is such a weird, niche market lol

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The Babadork @evolbrew.net · 1d

A 96.5 The Buzz Haloweenie Roast would slap rn.

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KCUR (Kansas City's best news source) @kcur.org · 1d

A judge ruled that Secretary of State Denny Hoskins' proposed ballot language was "fair and sufficient," even though it does not explicitly state that the constitutional amendment would again ban most abortions in Missouri. (@stlpublicradio.bsky.social)

Missouri abortion ban ballot language approved by judge. It won't say vote would ban abortions

Cole County Circuit Judge Daniel Green ruled that Secretary of State Denny Hoskins' proposed ballot language was fair and sufficient, even though it does not explicitly state that the constitutional amendment would again ban most abortions in Missouri.

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Errol 🦇 🏳️‍🌈 @eerieseymour.bsky.social · 1d

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.

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all hallows eve-run enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 2d

tlaxcallans, 1519:

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 2d

Are white Monsters any good?

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Grant @gdubbstl.bsky.social · 2d

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 2d

FanTASTIC news let’s get this done

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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The Babadork @evolbrew.net · 2d

His answer will depend on her skin color

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 2d

If anyone’s struggled to keep up with my threads on why the genAI bubble
Is a bubble, here’s a simplified pictorial explanation, the plug is OpenAI and the sockets are Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, Nvidia, and AMD

A power strip with the plug end plugged in to one of the sockets

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 2d

Despite strong objections from Governor Pritzker, Mayor Johnson, and the people of Chicago, the Trump regime is preparing to deploy National Guard troops in Chicago today.

If you are in Chicago and need guidance on how to interact with the Guard, here’s a helpful guide:
bit.ly/resistancetoolkit

Responding to Federal Occupying Forces

Click here for another version of this document optimized for readability and accessibility. Table of Contents (click to jump ahead) We the People are PISSED: statement/intro Situation Report: current...

bit.ly

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d

#WarRavagedPortland

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The Babadork @evolbrew.net · 2d

Yup seems broken

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The Babadork @evolbrew.net · 3d

The moon goin crazy rn

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The Babadork @evolbrew.net · 3d

I know but thank you

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The Babadork @evolbrew.net · 3d

Actually no, just today. Grey season is much shorter now than it used to be. Its been in the high 80s for the last couple of weeks. The one benefit of todays weather is that its finally the correct temperature.

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