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For legal purposes, I am a joke. (KCMO)
Band names: https://bit.ly/EvolBands
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On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
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We may have destroyed all credibility on the international stage and torpedoed decades of science and health research and the stock market and economy are teetering on the edge of an AI chasm and there are paramilitaries terrorizing cities but hey otherwise we’re so hot right now.
February 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
We may have destroyed all credibility on the international stage and torpedoed decades of science and health research and the stock market and economy are teetering on the edge of an AI chasm and there are paramilitaries terrorizing cities but hey otherwise we’re so hot right now.
This made me laugh so hard that I'm really only quoting it so I can share it twice.
Did u know they turned the game from Heated Rivalry into a real sport?
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
This made me laugh so hard that I'm really only quoting it so I can share it twice.
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Did u know they turned the game from Heated Rivalry into a real sport?
February 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Did u know they turned the game from Heated Rivalry into a real sport?
Your brainrot is to dumb, your memes are too niche, they'll kill you
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Your brainrot is to dumb, your memes are too niche, they'll kill you
D20 will always make you cry at least once a season, but watching @vicmmic.bsky.social process grief in Gladlands has been an unexpected gut punch.
February 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
D20 will always make you cry at least once a season, but watching @vicmmic.bsky.social process grief in Gladlands has been an unexpected gut punch.
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I've woken up with a headache every day this week please don't clap
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I've woken up with a headache every day this week please don't clap
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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I also fixed a dishwasher and a toilet in the past week and made about -$130 doing it. So that's pretty cool.
I replaced the passenger side mirror on the car please clap
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I also fixed a dishwasher and a toilet in the past week and made about -$130 doing it. So that's pretty cool.
I replaced the passenger side mirror on the car please clap
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I replaced the passenger side mirror on the car please clap
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Let’s face it by Feb 4 George Bailey was probably back on that bridge
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Let’s face it by Feb 4 George Bailey was probably back on that bridge
Guess it's just one of those nights where I'm not going to sleep.
February 4, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Guess it's just one of those nights where I'm not going to sleep.
Now here's a prime example of a trailer making you want to see the movie without showing you everything, because I need to know what Zendaya said POST-HASTE.
Watch the trailer for Kristoffer Borgli’s The Drama starring Robert Pattinson and Zendaya 💐
Save the date for April 3.
Save the date for April 3.
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Now here's a prime example of a trailer making you want to see the movie without showing you everything, because I need to know what Zendaya said POST-HASTE.
Terminator 2
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Terminator 2
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yeah seeing the "Minneapolis took off because the so-called 'activists' got out of the way and let normal people in" takes is really frustrating. that's not at all an accurate look at what's happening in Mpls or anywhere else. All these movements rely on cores of people who have experience.
Lots of regular degular, never-done-an-activism folks have been activated in recent months and are working alongside a bunch of seasoned, die-hard, been-tired-for-ten-years-or-more organizers, and you don't know all of those stories bc most people are moving with a bit of discretion in these times.
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 AM
yeah seeing the "Minneapolis took off because the so-called 'activists' got out of the way and let normal people in" takes is really frustrating. that's not at all an accurate look at what's happening in Mpls or anywhere else. All these movements rely on cores of people who have experience.
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this is this weekend :)
Lawrence friends, y’all can come see me play next month (if u want to)
February 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
this is this weekend :)
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When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
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Who drink Arnorl Palmer?
October 20, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Who drink Arnorl Palmer?
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I hope none of my favorite billionaires are in the Epstein files :(
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I hope none of my favorite billionaires are in the Epstein files :(
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.