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three legged turd
reinventing downers from first principles

alt: gonna mix this with a celsius and create 2loko
Recess
drinks and powders to help you feel calm cool collected despite the stressful world around you
takearecess.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
this japanese buffet is playing nightcore remixes of christmas themes
December 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Finally...the good part of youtube
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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learn the native expression instead!

as in imagine dropping a bunch of raw dumplings into boiling water
December 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
do you pronounced QRT as three letters or as one word (quirt)
December 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this but with new phones
December 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
why did we as a society stop using fat spacebars
December 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
was the example screenshot they used taken by the article author because lol
December 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
vibes at work gonna be chalked tomorrow. everybody gonna be in vacay mode
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
romance of the three klingons
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
this is dumb as hell and its funny how the chart implies game size doesn't actually matter at all for the classification

i forgot who said it but the best indie classification i ever heard was "does the company have an IT department"
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
went on vrchat and all i got was a cybernetically transmitted disease
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
rip devin
devin got fired · stack-auth/stack-auth@8827c0c
github.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
if I had a bowl of soup for every time I came across a queer person on the internet who took the eponym "soup"

I would have three bowls yum
December 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Meta lost $77,000,000,000 on metaverse development because they didn't hand the reins of development to cracked-out furries
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 AM
building an arcade in my basement for my midlife crisis but filling it with coin dozer machines
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
2025 build-a-pc status: this shit is still not legos at all. had to cross-reference like three or four things on youtube/reddit/forums that were not explained anywhere in the vendor manuals
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
just thought of a good halloween nick. now I gotta hold this and not forget it for another 10 months
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
they should pack the supreme court with 4 more justices so we can get headlines like

"in a 6-7 decision,"
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
apothecary diaries except instead of eunuchs it's about circumcision
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
when i started my first job my mid-career coworker would retell anecdotes pretty often and I'd be like "heh, coworker doesn't realize he told this story already"

well now I'm mid-career and I keep forgetting if I've told an anecdote to my coworkers already
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM