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Scott John Dan Steve
@yepthatsme.bsky.social
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Often NSFW. Be forewarned, or excited, whichever the case may be.
Blurring the line between ‘hype guy’ and ‘shameless flirt’.
**I’ll block faceless/empty accounts.**
Please be 21+
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Screencap of Bobs Burgers: Mr Fischoeder has stolen every jack-o'-lantern in town and taken them to his mansion. He's put up a banner that says JACK-O-LAND and he's welcoming the Belcher family by saying "Your Halloween just got a little Halloween-er." While hundreds of jack-o'-lanterns glow in the dark.
October 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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One of my ushering coworkers told me last night that I look like a retired pimp.

I asked him to repeat himself. Yes, he said a -retired- pimp.
Selfie: I'm wearing a hat and thick dark glasses. I've got a large black beard and I'm wearing a black suit with a pleated tuxedo shirt unbuttoned at the top. I'm glaring disapprovingly at the camera.
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Wait, did Disney do this on purpose?
God, as depicted in Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail Mufasa aa depicted in Simba's vision in Disney's The Lion King
October 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Spent the day yesterday at Starved Rock. Here are some favorites:
Autumn foliage in the woods. Slender tree trunks grow in a rocky ravine. The sun filters through the leaves. Autumn foliage in the woods. Slender tree trunks grow in a rocky ravine. The sun filters through the leaves. Closeup of a small purple flower Autumn foliage in the woods. Slender tree trunks grow in a rocky ravine. The sun filters through the leaves.
September 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Category is: Clue
Portrait of me: I'm wearing a black suit, black shirt, and black tie. I have a white houndstooth pocket handkerchief in my breast pocket. I'm holding my hand up to my face, my fingers are splayed out wide, showing blood red nail polish. I'm wearing orange sunglasses, and I have a glittery paper flame glued to the side of my face. I'm mouthing Mrs White's line from the end of the movie Clue, "flames! flames on the side of my face...!" Portrait of me: I'm smiling for the camera. I'm wearing a black suit, black shirt, and black tie. I have a white houndstooth pocket handkerchief in my breast pocket. I'm wearing orange sunglasses. My face is turned slightly to one side to show the glittery paper flames I made for a Clue themed birthday party.
August 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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This is how I flirt
Meme: a closeup photo of a cat who looks confused. The caption said "'Ohhhh' (I still don't get it)"
August 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Did you miss me?
Selfie: the camera is at a low angle. I'm nude, my back is turned and I'm gripping one cheek of my ass with my hand.
August 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I bought a new camera lens that makes my camera look comically small hanging off the end of it. This morning I wound up at Montrose Beach Bird Sanctuary to try it out. And I may have discovered a new hobby. 🤩
Blackbirnian Warbler Townsend Warbler Townsends Warbler Redwing Blackbird
May 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Popular opinion says it's #FCF.
Selfie: with one hand, I'm pulling up my white T-shirt. With the other hand, I'm pulling down the front of my blue sweatpants exposing my penis for the camera. I'm cheesing and sticking my tongue out. The background is the blank wall of my apartment.
April 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Kid Rock looks like he just finished jerking off under the bleachers at a tractor pull.
Kid Rock wearing a garish red jumpsuit, a white fedora, and sunglasses leans casually on the Resolute Desk as the President, seated and leaning forward behind the desk presumably sings his praises.
April 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I did my semi-annual rewatch of Lord of the Rings this weekend (extended edition box set of DVDs of course) and this thought struck me:
Meme: photo above is Karoline Leavitt giving a press conference for the Trump administration. The photo below is of The Mouth of Sauron from the movie The Return of the King. The caption is SAME ENERGY.
March 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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This is somehow more secure than the way the people running our military communicate with each other
A woman operates a telephone switchboard.
March 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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It broke my brain a little to realize these two VASTLY different characters are played by the same woman.
Naomie Harris as Tia Dalma in Pirates of the Caribbean Naomie Harris as Moneypenny in Skyfall
February 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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The DARE lion mascot from the 90s. The caption reads: “I’m ashamed of every single one of you.”
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Rookie of the Year really does hold up well.
Thomas Ian Nicholas as Henry Rowengartner in Rookie of the Year, taunts the opposing pitcher from first base. The caption is ‘pitcher’s got a big butt!’
February 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Today in oh-my-gosh-I-never-got-that-joke:
In The Princess Bride, Prince Humperdink orders the Thieves Forest to be emptied. Inigo Montoya is giving them trouble rounding him up. The guard comes around the corner of the building and shouts “HO THERE!” Inigo Montoya mistakes “HO THERE” for the Spanish word ‘joder.’ ‘Joder’ translated to English is ‘fuck.’ Montoya thought the guard was propositioning him for sex.
January 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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This is all I’m gonna say on the subject of today.
Captain von Trapp in the movie version of The Sound of Music taking down the nazi swastika flag and ripping it in half.
January 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Instead of posting politics and dread today, let’s post ass! 🍑
Mirror selfie: I’m facing away from the mirror, so my back is reflected. I’m lifting my shirt and my shorts are lowered showing my bare ass.
January 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Darren-coded characters
Chandler Bing from Friends Calvin Ann Perkins from ‘Parks and Recreation’ Charlie Brown
January 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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We all remember how cold it was at Biden’s inauguration…
Meme: Bernie Sanders in his mittens at the Biden inauguration. He’s sitting in Statler and Waldorf’s theater box with Waldorf.
January 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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If Norman Rockwell paintings could talk, they would sound like Garrison Keillor’s News from Lake Wobegon.
September 25, 1954 cover of The Saturday Evening Post is Norman Rockwell's painting, "Breaking Home Ties." "I once did a cover showing a father seeing his son off to college. That year my three boys had gone away and I'd had an empty feeling it took me a while to adjust without them. This poignancy was what I wanted to get across in the picture...I put a funny kind of suit on the boy because he was a ranch boy leaving home for the first time I got most of my fan letters about the dog. You see the father couldn't show how he felt about the boy's leaving. The dog did." -Norman Rockwell Placing second after Saying Grace in a Saturday Evening Post readers popularity poll, Breaking Home Ties has always held the admiration of the general public. Art critics who have criticized Rockwell's painting for its sentimentality, however, have expressed appreciation of this work for its emotional realism and its technical mastery. In 2006, an amazing discovery was made when the painting believed to be the original was identified as a replica. The original painting was found behind a secret wall in the home of the painting's owner, the late cartoonist and artist Don Trachte of the comic strip Henry in Arlington, VT. Headshot of Garrison Keillor. Taken from a high angle, he’s wearing a dark blazer and a pink shirt.
January 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
John Cleese sits at a desk wearing a suit. The desk is sitting outside on a gravel beach. Water lapping at the legs of the desk. The caption says “And now for something completely different”
January 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Meme: Disney’s Hercules keeps cutting off the heads of the Hydra monster, but every time he cuts on head off, three others take its place. But instead of hydra heads, it’s a bot account profile pic.
January 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I’ve been blocking at least three accounts with this profile pic every day for what seems like weeks.
@bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app is there anything we can do about spam accounts like this? Blocking individual accounts isn’t working when they can just create a bot that makes hundreds of accounts.
January 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Pretty sure I’m going to hell for this:
Meme: In one photo, a woman is wearing a yellow dress which makes her breasts look uneven. In the other photo is Igor from Young Frankenstein whose eyes appear to be looking two different directions.
January 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM