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Scott John Dan Steve
@yepthatsme.bsky.social
Often NSFW. Be forewarned, or excited, whichever the case may be.
Blurring the line between ‘hype guy’ and ‘shameless flirt’.
**I’ll block faceless/empty accounts.**
Please be 21+
📍Chicago
October 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
One of my ushering coworkers told me last night that I look like a retired pimp.

I asked him to repeat himself. Yes, he said a -retired- pimp.
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Wait, did Disney do this on purpose?
October 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Spent the day yesterday at Starved Rock. Here are some favorites:
September 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Category is: Clue
August 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This is how I flirt
August 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Did you miss me?
August 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I bought a new camera lens that makes my camera look comically small hanging off the end of it. This morning I wound up at Montrose Beach Bird Sanctuary to try it out. And I may have discovered a new hobby. 🤩
May 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Popular opinion says it's #FCF.
April 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Kid Rock looks like he just finished jerking off under the bleachers at a tractor pull.
April 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I did my semi-annual rewatch of Lord of the Rings this weekend (extended edition box set of DVDs of course) and this thought struck me:
March 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is somehow more secure than the way the people running our military communicate with each other
March 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It broke my brain a little to realize these two VASTLY different characters are played by the same woman.
February 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Rookie of the Year really does hold up well.
February 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Today in oh-my-gosh-I-never-got-that-joke:
January 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is all I’m gonna say on the subject of today.
January 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Instead of posting politics and dread today, let’s post ass! 🍑
January 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Darren-coded characters
January 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We all remember how cold it was at Biden’s inauguration…
January 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If Norman Rockwell paintings could talk, they would sound like Garrison Keillor’s News from Lake Wobegon.
January 17, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
January 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
January 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I’ve been blocking at least three accounts with this profile pic every day for what seems like weeks.
@bsky.app @moderation.bsky.app is there anything we can do about spam accounts like this? Blocking individual accounts isn’t working when they can just create a bot that makes hundreds of accounts.
January 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Pretty sure I’m going to hell for this:
January 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM