Scott John Dan Steve
@yepthatsme.bsky.social
Often NSFW. Be forewarned, or excited, whichever the case may be.
Blurring the line between ‘hype guy’ and ‘shameless flirt’.
**I’ll block faceless/empty accounts.**
Please be 21+
📍Chicago
Blurring the line between ‘hype guy’ and ‘shameless flirt’.
**I’ll block faceless/empty accounts.**
Please be 21+
📍Chicago
The Neal Diamond show A Beautiful Noise is in town. I was working at the door taking tickets.
I don't think there was anyone under 40 in this audience.
I don't think there was anyone under 40 in this audience.
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The Neal Diamond show A Beautiful Noise is in town. I was working at the door taking tickets.
I don't think there was anyone under 40 in this audience.
I don't think there was anyone under 40 in this audience.
One of my dear friends has a stepson whose name is just one letter off from mine. Every once in a while she'll text me instead of him. And I always send something back to her to make sure she's texting the right person.
It makes me chuckle that this is how I stay in touch with someone.
It makes me chuckle that this is how I stay in touch with someone.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
One of my dear friends has a stepson whose name is just one letter off from mine. Every once in a while she'll text me instead of him. And I always send something back to her to make sure she's texting the right person.
It makes me chuckle that this is how I stay in touch with someone.
It makes me chuckle that this is how I stay in touch with someone.
Just got word that I'm being moved into a different department at work.
Job security, I guess?
Job security, I guess?
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just got word that I'm being moved into a different department at work.
Job security, I guess?
Job security, I guess?
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He's got that lethal combination of a pretty face, perfect body, and huuuuge cock 😵💫🥵. @paulcodixxx.bsky.social is so crazy fun to milk and edge and I could just do it forever and ever 🤤😍. You guys gotta watch this insanely hot session he and I had 😈💦. Go show him lots of love 🫶🏻😇!
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
He's got that lethal combination of a pretty face, perfect body, and huuuuge cock 😵💫🥵. @paulcodixxx.bsky.social is so crazy fun to milk and edge and I could just do it forever and ever 🤤😍. You guys gotta watch this insanely hot session he and I had 😈💦. Go show him lots of love 🫶🏻😇!
**Mae West voice**
Mmm ankles aweigh, sailuh!
Mmm ankles aweigh, sailuh!
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
**Mae West voice**
Mmm ankles aweigh, sailuh!
Mmm ankles aweigh, sailuh!
At some point, it's just stunting, right? They're doing this for show? Like, for bragging rights? Like, look what we can do!
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
At some point, it's just stunting, right? They're doing this for show? Like, for bragging rights? Like, look what we can do!
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While campaigning, Zohran Mamdani frequently noted that New York is the richest city in the richest country in the history of the world, and that its government could do more for the people who live here. Tonight, he was elected mayor.
The Mamdani Era Begins
His opponents tried to smear him for his youth, inexperience, and leftist politics. But New Yorkers didn’t want a hardened political insider to be mayor—they wanted Zohran Mamdani.
www.newyorker.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
While campaigning, Zohran Mamdani frequently noted that New York is the richest city in the richest country in the history of the world, and that its government could do more for the people who live here. Tonight, he was elected mayor.
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Beautiful morning light illuminates the Canadian Rockies' towering Mount Assiniboine as, ever so briefly, underlying rocks and pebbles show through before the winds pick up again.
#bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature #sunrise #landscapephotography #naturephotography #mountains
#bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature #sunrise #landscapephotography #naturephotography #mountains
October 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Beautiful morning light illuminates the Canadian Rockies' towering Mount Assiniboine as, ever so briefly, underlying rocks and pebbles show through before the winds pick up again.
#bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature #sunrise #landscapephotography #naturephotography #mountains
#bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature #sunrise #landscapephotography #naturephotography #mountains
I got myself invited to a Halloween party at the last minute. And now I regret everything.
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I got myself invited to a Halloween party at the last minute. And now I regret everything.
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I hope the emails lobotomize me
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I hope the emails lobotomize me
In my ushering shift tonight at intermission, a man came up to me and told me "There's a dude who thinks he's a woman attending the line for the women's restroom and I think that's bullshit." And he left the theatre.
In my rage, I couldn't think of a comeback.
In my rage, I couldn't think of a comeback.
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
In my ushering shift tonight at intermission, a man came up to me and told me "There's a dude who thinks he's a woman attending the line for the women's restroom and I think that's bullshit." And he left the theatre.
In my rage, I couldn't think of a comeback.
In my rage, I couldn't think of a comeback.
It's officially soup season.
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It's officially soup season.
Can anyone name a job where if you're even one minute late, your boss will send you home for the entire shift?
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Can anyone name a job where if you're even one minute late, your boss will send you home for the entire shift?
One of my ushering coworkers told me last night that I look like a retired pimp.
I asked him to repeat himself. Yes, he said a -retired- pimp.
I asked him to repeat himself. Yes, he said a -retired- pimp.
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
One of my ushering coworkers told me last night that I look like a retired pimp.
I asked him to repeat himself. Yes, he said a -retired- pimp.
I asked him to repeat himself. Yes, he said a -retired- pimp.
That burning smell when the building turns on the radiators for the first time.
a small dog is wrapped in a plaid blanket with the words so cozy below it
Alt: a small dog is wrapped in a plaid blanket with the words so cozy below it
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
That burning smell when the building turns on the radiators for the first time.
I didn't sleep last night. Anxiety and indigestion and awful dreams kept waking me up.
I made it through the workday.
Called off my ushering shift tonight.
Made myself a hot toddy.
Watching comfort movies.
My body just needs a break.
I made it through the workday.
Called off my ushering shift tonight.
Made myself a hot toddy.
Watching comfort movies.
My body just needs a break.
October 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I didn't sleep last night. Anxiety and indigestion and awful dreams kept waking me up.
I made it through the workday.
Called off my ushering shift tonight.
Made myself a hot toddy.
Watching comfort movies.
My body just needs a break.
I made it through the workday.
Called off my ushering shift tonight.
Made myself a hot toddy.
Watching comfort movies.
My body just needs a break.
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Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing?
Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.
Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing?
Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.
Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.
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God, when they tried to force small talk and chatter on Zoom meetings during lockdown while waiting for everyone to join… just shut up and enjoy the silence for a few minutes.
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
God, when they tried to force small talk and chatter on Zoom meetings during lockdown while waiting for everyone to join… just shut up and enjoy the silence for a few minutes.
It's employee appreciation day at work and there's a big event where they're presenting (meaningless) awards. The host is someone in HR (obviously). After ever acceptance he comes back to the podium and says, with no emotion and a completely straight face: "Amazing. And next we have..."
October 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It's employee appreciation day at work and there's a big event where they're presenting (meaningless) awards. The host is someone in HR (obviously). After ever acceptance he comes back to the podium and says, with no emotion and a completely straight face: "Amazing. And next we have..."
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From the archives.
March 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
From the archives.
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Gold of Rivendell
One of my fav location in the French Alps here captured at the peak of the foliage during a moody afternoon.
#nature #naturephotography #bluesky #foliage #alps #landscapephotography #rivendell #lotr
One of my fav location in the French Alps here captured at the peak of the foliage during a moody afternoon.
#nature #naturephotography #bluesky #foliage #alps #landscapephotography #rivendell #lotr
December 18, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Gold of Rivendell
One of my fav location in the French Alps here captured at the peak of the foliage during a moody afternoon.
#nature #naturephotography #bluesky #foliage #alps #landscapephotography #rivendell #lotr
One of my fav location in the French Alps here captured at the peak of the foliage during a moody afternoon.
#nature #naturephotography #bluesky #foliage #alps #landscapephotography #rivendell #lotr
Wait, did Disney do this on purpose?
October 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Wait, did Disney do this on purpose?
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October 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm old enough to remember that there was one thing everyone on Facebook could agree on:
I will go slightly out of my way to step on that crunchy looking leaf.
I will go slightly out of my way to step on that crunchy looking leaf.
October 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm old enough to remember that there was one thing everyone on Facebook could agree on:
I will go slightly out of my way to step on that crunchy looking leaf.
I will go slightly out of my way to step on that crunchy looking leaf.