Jordan
@yesalexandria.bsky.social
28. Marshall Alumni. lizard mom. cat mom. crochet queen. book reader. macrame maker.
I just miss my cat
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I just miss my cat
Crying in the parking lot of the YMCA is not where I thought I’d be today but here we are
September 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Crying in the parking lot of the YMCA is not where I thought I’d be today but here we are
Learning continental knitting has unlocked something in my brain. I haven’t finished my first scarf yet but im very confident I could knit a sweater now #knitting
August 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Learning continental knitting has unlocked something in my brain. I haven’t finished my first scarf yet but im very confident I could knit a sweater now #knitting
Watching The Summer I Turned Pretty when Jacob asks what a Deb ball is and I have to do everything within my power to not accidentally call it the debutation ball 🤦🏻♀️
August 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Watching The Summer I Turned Pretty when Jacob asks what a Deb ball is and I have to do everything within my power to not accidentally call it the debutation ball 🤦🏻♀️
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just another day in swiftieland 🤪
August 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
just another day in swiftieland 🤪
How am I supposed to explain to my boss that I stayed up all night to watch a countdown on Taylor Swift’s Website
August 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
How am I supposed to explain to my boss that I stayed up all night to watch a countdown on Taylor Swift’s Website
The hardest part about reading and being on social media is feeling like I’m not reading enough when I see how much everyone else is reading
August 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The hardest part about reading and being on social media is feeling like I’m not reading enough when I see how much everyone else is reading
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“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
July 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“Superman is too woke!”
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
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actual photo of me after this upcoming weekend now that i can ethically buy these albums:
May 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
actual photo of me after this upcoming weekend now that i can ethically buy these albums:
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SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
TAYLOR SWIFT NOW OWNS ALL OF HER MASTERS
TAYLOR SWIFT NOW OWNS ALL OF HER MASTERS
May 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
TAYLOR SWIFT NOW OWNS ALL OF HER MASTERS
TAYLOR SWIFT NOW OWNS ALL OF HER MASTERS
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and then it was bought by me
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
and then it was bought by me
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Katy Perry's Woman's World (Taylor's Version)
now that taylor swift now owns all her records, she should start taylor's versioning other albums that arent hers
May 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Katy Perry's Woman's World (Taylor's Version)
I find it so annoying how easy baking can be. Like you’re telling me if I spend ten minutes following directions I’ll have banana bread?
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I find it so annoying how easy baking can be. Like you’re telling me if I spend ten minutes following directions I’ll have banana bread?
Just finished season 2 of white lotus wtf
May 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Just finished season 2 of white lotus wtf
Why the tanning bed gotta be closed on Easter 🙄
April 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Why the tanning bed gotta be closed on Easter 🙄
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Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name.
It is blatantly unconstitutional.
It is blatantly unconstitutional.
April 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Forcing people to pay $130 for a passport in order to vote is just a Jim Crow poll tax by another name.
It is blatantly unconstitutional.
It is blatantly unconstitutional.
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Besties I’m gonna make an eras confession; folkmore never should have merged together. Evermore deserves her flowers 🤎
March 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Besties I’m gonna make an eras confession; folkmore never should have merged together. Evermore deserves her flowers 🤎
I can’t wait for the Love is Blind reunion so they can show a complication of Dave saying “my sister”
March 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I can’t wait for the Love is Blind reunion so they can show a complication of Dave saying “my sister”
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
I am so tired of cooking
February 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I am so tired of cooking
If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 10 songs of your on Repeat playlist on Spotify.
February 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 10 songs of your on Repeat playlist on Spotify.
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