Conservatism as a whole has demonstrated itself to be nothing more than a project to normalize rape and enslavement by a privileged class, everything else is just negotiating toward that goal

Like even just the idea of "the teacher told me I couldn't be an asshole to other kids" and parents being like "I'm going to sue" instead of like "well listen to your teacher and don't be an asshole"

Swiss cheese prion brained society

We just keep winning!

I mean, I'm essentially playing into the Bob 'n Doug McKenzie stereotype of Canadians, but I mean shit, it's funny, and I would rather be a Bob or a Doug then a fascist so *shrug*