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i like to make stuff
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genuinely legendary resume. rest in peace o7
February 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
i made transfem mask in www.genesisjam.net/sonicnow
awesome website, i love john f kennedy
February 15, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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"Did you hear? They revealed that The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is coming out on April 1st!"
"That's odd, usually you don't announce an April Fool's joke!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
February 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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I DEFY YOU HEART MAN
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 6:00 AM
progress is going relatively slow, i might have to completely redo scrap-knight's initial sketch
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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i will try to finish this someday
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads

you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
folks today don't know the abject fear of inadvertently downloading, for the first (and only lol) time, a .exe file from kazaa or limewire and it shows

def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Goomba Storm ⛈️
February 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Here’s my entry for the Mega Man Robot Master Contest, Ink Woman. She unfortunately didn’t make the cut, but I’m just glad I got to participate.
#megaman #scifi #ink
February 12, 2026 at 4:36 AM
i will try to finish this someday
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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joined a vc with beeth and i burped and he just shouted in the most jack black voice ever, "woah woah WOAH say EXCUSE ME you CUNT," and then i pointed out that he sounded like jack black and now he's doing jack black ytpmv in real time
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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it's "Been one of those days" for the past month at this point, shit boy am I tired of it.
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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time traveler: *shits themself*
the timeline:
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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"The rich tortures, rapes, and eats children before burying them beneath golf courses" is something out of a fucked up dystopia novel. It shouldn't be a sentence I can now say without a shred of irony, yet here we are.

Someone needs to pay for this, with more than just money.
February 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
this latest release of the files is so absolutely gut-wrenching, disheartening and disgusting
and thats just the things they're willing to show
i get why people would try to laugh to cope with what's happening, but laughing will only downplay the horrors commited
when will we finally do something?
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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working on a second bunny video

does anyone have any suggestions for what namco game i should do next
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
they said a fat ass would pull bitches yet i still have none
January 15, 2026 at 12:42 AM
imagine fucking up your daughter so much that she screams at you loudly enough in her nightmares that it seeps into reality and hurts her throat, the very screaming being the thing that wakes her up

i hate my parents
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
i shall take hawk tuah with me to 2026
December 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Donald Trump: I don't know anything about the Epstein Files. This is a dead topic, stop talking about it!

Donald Trump in the Epstein Files:
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM