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they/she/it 🏳️⚧️
i like to make stuff
they/she/it 🏳️⚧️
i like to make stuff
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genuinely legendary resume. rest in peace o7
February 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
genuinely legendary resume. rest in peace o7
i made transfem mask in www.genesisjam.net/sonicnow
awesome website, i love john f kennedy
awesome website, i love john f kennedy
February 15, 2026 at 11:55 AM
i made transfem mask in www.genesisjam.net/sonicnow
awesome website, i love john f kennedy
awesome website, i love john f kennedy
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"Did you hear? They revealed that The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is coming out on April 1st!"
"That's odd, usually you don't announce an April Fool's joke!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
"That's odd, usually you don't announce an April Fool's joke!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
February 13, 2026 at 4:53 PM
"Did you hear? They revealed that The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is coming out on April 1st!"
"That's odd, usually you don't announce an April Fool's joke!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
"That's odd, usually you don't announce an April Fool's joke!"
"DOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!"
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I DEFY YOU HEART MAN
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I DEFY YOU HEART MAN
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progress is going relatively slow, i might have to completely redo scrap-knight's initial sketch
February 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
progress is going relatively slow, i might have to completely redo scrap-knight's initial sketch
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i will try to finish this someday
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
i will try to finish this someday
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too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
folks today don't know the abject fear of inadvertently downloading, for the first (and only lol) time, a .exe file from kazaa or limewire and it shows
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
def one of those "it only takes one time to learn" but oooo boy at what cost for that single instance
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
too many kids today have never destroyed the family PC with sketchy downloads
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
you must learn to fear Computer before you can properly wield Computer
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Goomba Storm ⛈️
February 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Goomba Storm ⛈️
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
i will try to finish this someday
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
i will try to finish this someday
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joined a vc with beeth and i burped and he just shouted in the most jack black voice ever, "woah woah WOAH say EXCUSE ME you CUNT," and then i pointed out that he sounded like jack black and now he's doing jack black ytpmv in real time
February 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
joined a vc with beeth and i burped and he just shouted in the most jack black voice ever, "woah woah WOAH say EXCUSE ME you CUNT," and then i pointed out that he sounded like jack black and now he's doing jack black ytpmv in real time
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it's "Been one of those days" for the past month at this point, shit boy am I tired of it.
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 AM
it's "Been one of those days" for the past month at this point, shit boy am I tired of it.
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time traveler: *shits themself*
the timeline:
the timeline:
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
time traveler: *shits themself*
the timeline:
the timeline:
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"The rich tortures, rapes, and eats children before burying them beneath golf courses" is something out of a fucked up dystopia novel. It shouldn't be a sentence I can now say without a shred of irony, yet here we are.
Someone needs to pay for this, with more than just money.
Someone needs to pay for this, with more than just money.
February 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
"The rich tortures, rapes, and eats children before burying them beneath golf courses" is something out of a fucked up dystopia novel. It shouldn't be a sentence I can now say without a shred of irony, yet here we are.
Someone needs to pay for this, with more than just money.
Someone needs to pay for this, with more than just money.
this latest release of the files is so absolutely gut-wrenching, disheartening and disgusting
and thats just the things they're willing to show
i get why people would try to laugh to cope with what's happening, but laughing will only downplay the horrors commited
when will we finally do something?
and thats just the things they're willing to show
i get why people would try to laugh to cope with what's happening, but laughing will only downplay the horrors commited
when will we finally do something?
February 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM
this latest release of the files is so absolutely gut-wrenching, disheartening and disgusting
and thats just the things they're willing to show
i get why people would try to laugh to cope with what's happening, but laughing will only downplay the horrors commited
when will we finally do something?
and thats just the things they're willing to show
i get why people would try to laugh to cope with what's happening, but laughing will only downplay the horrors commited
when will we finally do something?
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working on a second bunny video
does anyone have any suggestions for what namco game i should do next
does anyone have any suggestions for what namco game i should do next
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
working on a second bunny video
does anyone have any suggestions for what namco game i should do next
does anyone have any suggestions for what namco game i should do next
they said a fat ass would pull bitches yet i still have none
January 15, 2026 at 12:42 AM
they said a fat ass would pull bitches yet i still have none
imagine fucking up your daughter so much that she screams at you loudly enough in her nightmares that it seeps into reality and hurts her throat, the very screaming being the thing that wakes her up
i hate my parents
i hate my parents
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
imagine fucking up your daughter so much that she screams at you loudly enough in her nightmares that it seeps into reality and hurts her throat, the very screaming being the thing that wakes her up
i hate my parents
i hate my parents
i shall take hawk tuah with me to 2026
December 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
i shall take hawk tuah with me to 2026
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Donald Trump: I don't know anything about the Epstein Files. This is a dead topic, stop talking about it!
Donald Trump in the Epstein Files:
Donald Trump in the Epstein Files:
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Donald Trump: I don't know anything about the Epstein Files. This is a dead topic, stop talking about it!
Donald Trump in the Epstein Files:
Donald Trump in the Epstein Files: