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Mary Soracco
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A goth chick, and not even one of the good ones. I don't want nobody fuckin with me in these streets.
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December 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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When the history of this cruel era is written, the shame should be no less than the shame we now feel about the roundups and detention of Japanese Americans in World War II. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-brazen-cruelty-of-the-trump-regime
December 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Son has been sick with congestion and fever since yesterday; Today husband started to feel congested, and about half an hour ago my entire body started to ache. Fucking GORRAMMIT. 🤬
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Manufacturing culture wars allows Republicans to sound faux populist without having to address the practical problems faced by most Americans — lack of paid sick leave, unaffordable child care and elder care, stagnant wages, and inadequate housing. Don’t fall for it.
December 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I want Waffle House here in CA, but I think CA would ruin Waffle House. Do you see the contradictions I live in?
December 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Jake Paul & Andrew Tate get their asses handed to them in the same weekend.

The earth is healing.
December 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Having my thorough and detailed application accepted at a strict and very selective dog rescue feels better than I imagine it feels to be accepted into MENSA, or invited to the Met Gala, or how it feels when you realize that it's good that you were never invited to a Diddy party.
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The daughter of our transpo sec has called for the abolishment of TSA because she was delayed for 15 minutes. That's cute. One time, I went through the full-body scanner and the agents fussed loudly and openly about a "foreign object" that turned out to be my (in-use) tampon.

So maybe STFU.
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
On my birthday!
Donald Trump’s Department of Justice must release the Epstein files by tomorrow, December 19, to comply with federal law.
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Tomorrow is my birthday. I will be a half-century old.

No big deal, I tell myself.

The plan is low-key. Brunch, a trinket-trading adventure, a mom hug, and a nightclub.

I might also start on a Celia Cruz-inspired collage I've had in my head for a while now.

#azucar
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Jesus Diddy is such a mouthbreather.
December 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Susie Wiles: "Vanity Fair tricked me into saying embarrassing things about the Trump administration. And then I went back to talk with them ten more times."
December 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Energy bills have increased 13% since Trump took office.

Families have paid an extra $1,200 on goods this year because of his tariffs.

Popular holiday gifts are 26% more expensive this year compared to 2024.

Remember this as Trump calls affordability a "hoax" and a "con job."
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I wish people would worry less about weirding me out. I wanna get weirded in. Let's be besties.
December 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Forever searching for new knowledge and experiences and perspectives that will keep my brain wet and stretchy and wrinkly, so I don't get old and hate everything and i can stay down and hip and cool and boss and rad and on fleek and based with the new generations and find out about stuff
December 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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If the unredacted Epstein Files exonerated Donald J. Trump, we wouldn't still be waiting for them.
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My old ass is STOKED cuz the ppl next door upgraded their fence and mailbox, and gave me the old box. Much nicer than ours, which I've hated and wanted to replace for over a decade. They retail for like $60, yay for saving money. (i did buy vinyl bat decals for it tho) #domesticbliss #withbats
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Why did FIFA Soccer Man think he had any authority to give anyone a peace prize at all?
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"Hey, the PlayStation is 30? Ah, brings me right back to the days of home invasion robbery."
The Sony Playstation is 30 Years Old. Do I Feel Old? Sure, But I Also Feel Safer.
My memories of the Playstation's heyday might differ a bit from yours.
open.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Nobody's got a more punchable face than Whiskey Pete Kegseth
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
If Jesus Christ were executed today, his followers would be wearing little hypodermic needles around their necks.
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"Why on earth would you remind the world that Adam Bravin is a sex pest and a predator... on the day his dog died?!?" idk maybe he should have thought of that while he was preying on his employees...
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM