just catching up on some light reading

dante's inferno, but every circle of hell is an additional layer of two-factor authentication

[as a kid playing the sims]: “woo-hooing” with every sim until my mouse broke
[as an adult playing the sims]: viscerally upset that strangers can just walk into my home

slaying the demons of my myriad personal and professional shortcomings by looking at images of various swords

swapping my date's fries for these next time they go to the bathroom

quote with a favorite* photo of yourself

*one of the many absolutely unhinged selfies i took after being bit in the face by a german shepherd

perplexed on how polyamorous couples exist. how on earth do you get three friends to show up at the same place at the same time

MCU ACTUALLY STANDS FOR THE MCDONALD'S CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

hospitals are such high stress environments and yet they still don't have designated smoking areas