US soccer makes me sad

Who do I have to bribe around here to get an invite code? @pfrazee.com

I never knew having a kitten would be this exhausting. This little thing may be possessed, or have a secret cocaine addiction.

take me back

age 23, after being on my feet for 9 hours around boiling hot steam ovens: feeling pretty bushed but i think i can still go out tonight

age 34, after sitting at the computer for 3 hours: i am more tired than anyone in human history has ever been tired before

Please enjoy my new salt and pepper shaker 🦈

A wise man once told me “Remember, fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk. Nothing can.”

@edsbs.bsky.social in light of Dukes Mayo Bowl joining Bluesky, what’s the worst condiment you can think of to be showered with? I’m going with horseradish.

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals.

For posterity, figured the Bluesky-verse would enjoy a recipe for Yellowhammers:

- 1/2 cup light rum
- 1/2 cup vodka
- 1/2 cup amaretto
- 1/3 cup water
- 1.5 cups 100% orange juice
- 2.25 cups 100% pineapple juice
- 6-8 maraschino cherries

Enjoy with as much responsibility as you’d like.

This chart has been helpful for me

My delivery is here

Really feels like there are maybe a dozen college sports fans on this site right now. I could have a monopoly on bad takes.

me: trying to craft the perfect OG Bluesky profile for the like 7 people on here

everyone else:

@why.bsky.team do we get 1 invite code per week?

this screencap is my new most valuable possession