Zach
@zachparemske.bsky.social
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Reposting because this is still too good
June 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reposting because this is still too good
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Found a claw machine based on your mom
April 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Found a claw machine based on your mom
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we should've publicly executed at least a dozen people after the housing market crashed and we are paying the consequences for not doing that now
April 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
we should've publicly executed at least a dozen people after the housing market crashed and we are paying the consequences for not doing that now
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white collar crimes need to be treated as crimes. if they exceed a certain dollar value they need to be treated identically to attempted murder or murder.
We're running on enforcing laws banning insider trading in '28. It's got to be banned in congress too if we want to sell the right narrative. A bunch of these decisions were obviously driven by insider trading in the white house, and that's going to look sadistic in a few months
April 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
white collar crimes need to be treated as crimes. if they exceed a certain dollar value they need to be treated identically to attempted murder or murder.
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So you won't stand for your constituents, you won't fight to defend the laws, but you'll have those willing to do so arrested? Itxs clear that you're bought and paid for, you cowardly kapo.
March 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So you won't stand for your constituents, you won't fight to defend the laws, but you'll have those willing to do so arrested? Itxs clear that you're bought and paid for, you cowardly kapo.
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some guy in a black mask shoves a journalist? weeks worth of news reports on the new radical left. Members of Elon Musk's DOGE team have ties to a network of Nazi terrorists who trade child porn? Can't report on that, best wait to see if anything develops.
March 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
some guy in a black mask shoves a journalist? weeks worth of news reports on the new radical left. Members of Elon Musk's DOGE team have ties to a network of Nazi terrorists who trade child porn? Can't report on that, best wait to see if anything develops.
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very interesting that this guy chose to attack a Tesla dealership wearing an American flag and what looks like a Naruto headband(?)
March 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
very interesting that this guy chose to attack a Tesla dealership wearing an American flag and what looks like a Naruto headband(?)
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“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov
#GrifterInChief
#GrifterInChief
March 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov
#GrifterInChief
#GrifterInChief
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Imagine watching Office Space and rooting for The Bobs.
March 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Imagine watching Office Space and rooting for The Bobs.
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do you have any idea how expensive Dan Flashes is
aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
March 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
do you have any idea how expensive Dan Flashes is
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JD Vance is a twat who said that childless people shouldn't have the same voting rights as people with children. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
How JD Vance emerged as the chief saboteur of the transatlantic alliance
Vance snaked his way in first to the row between Trump and Zelenskyy, his second intrusion this month after Munich
www.theguardian.com
March 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
JD Vance is a twat who said that childless people shouldn't have the same voting rights as people with children. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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February 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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The right will treat other human beings like dog shit, then reel back and gasp when you tell them to eat shit. *Especially* if you’re a woman. They go rangy if a woman swears in their vicinity. (So make sure to go with the really raunchy shit. Reference vaginal fluids early and often.)
February 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The right will treat other human beings like dog shit, then reel back and gasp when you tell them to eat shit. *Especially* if you’re a woman. They go rangy if a woman swears in their vicinity. (So make sure to go with the really raunchy shit. Reference vaginal fluids early and often.)
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Fuck that was embarrassing...... and we are supposed to lead the free world??
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fuck that was embarrassing...... and we are supposed to lead the free world??
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so special ed programs are getting gutted because their internal documentation used the term "transition" when talking about helping disabled kids enter the working world. they're literally striking at that word wherever they see it.
the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
February 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
so special ed programs are getting gutted because their internal documentation used the term "transition" when talking about helping disabled kids enter the working world. they're literally striking at that word wherever they see it.
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for a while Musk really did seem like the most relatable billionaire. yeah, if i had that kind of money I'd want to go to space and make sports cars, etc. Turned out that was just PR, and what he really wanted out of life was to be seen as funny by teenaged Nazis on the Internet
February 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
for a while Musk really did seem like the most relatable billionaire. yeah, if i had that kind of money I'd want to go to space and make sports cars, etc. Turned out that was just PR, and what he really wanted out of life was to be seen as funny by teenaged Nazis on the Internet
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Greg Sharpe, the play-by-play voice for Nebraska football since 2007, has died of cancer, his family announced through the school Saturday. He was 61.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/43857571/greg-sharpe-nebraska-play-play-voice-dies-pancreatic-cancer
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/43857571/greg-sharpe-nebraska-play-play-voice-dies-pancreatic-cancer
Nebraska play-by-play voice Sharpe dies at 61
Greg Sharpe, the play-by-play voice for Nebraska football since 2007, has died of cancer at age 61.
www.espn.com
February 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Greg Sharpe, the play-by-play voice for Nebraska football since 2007, has died of cancer, his family announced through the school Saturday. He was 61.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/43857571/greg-sharpe-nebraska-play-play-voice-dies-pancreatic-cancer
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/43857571/greg-sharpe-nebraska-play-play-voice-dies-pancreatic-cancer
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered (courtesy of @aspyr.com). Giveaway ends Feb 18th, 6 PM PT
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February 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered (courtesy of @aspyr.com). Giveaway ends Feb 18th, 6 PM PT
Available now on PC and consoles www.tombraider.com/products/gam...
Available now on PC and consoles www.tombraider.com/products/gam...
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Gold Ed. courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends February 13th, 5 PM PT
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February 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Gold Ed. courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends February 13th, 5 PM PT
Game is available now starting $51.29 on Gamesplanet w/ code HENRY us.gamesplanet.com/game/kingdom...
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BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
February 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
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That Chris Farley and Phil Hartman were taken from us, but we're still blighted by Rob Schneider and Jim Breuer, is proof that ours is a reality cursed by demonic energies.
February 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
That Chris Farley and Phil Hartman were taken from us, but we're still blighted by Rob Schneider and Jim Breuer, is proof that ours is a reality cursed by demonic energies.
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Mass demonstrations in #SanDeigo against #ICE and in solidarity with immigrant workers targeted by Trump last night were attacked by riot police in heavily armored vehicles with tear gas, after protesters rallied and occupied streets with flags and music for hours. Photos via /omartineztj.
February 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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This is some bombshell, scandelous, spy-novel-esque news in the climate space:
It’s alledged that a lobbying firm representing ExxonMobil engaged in hacking and targeting 128 climate activists and/or environmental organizations involved in climate ligation to discredit those individuals/groups.
It’s alledged that a lobbying firm representing ExxonMobil engaged in hacking and targeting 128 climate activists and/or environmental organizations involved in climate ligation to discredit those individuals/groups.
January 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is some bombshell, scandelous, spy-novel-esque news in the climate space:
It’s alledged that a lobbying firm representing ExxonMobil engaged in hacking and targeting 128 climate activists and/or environmental organizations involved in climate ligation to discredit those individuals/groups.
It’s alledged that a lobbying firm representing ExxonMobil engaged in hacking and targeting 128 climate activists and/or environmental organizations involved in climate ligation to discredit those individuals/groups.
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Bryan MacCormack, the executive director of a New York-based immigrant rights group, was pulled over by CBP with two undocumented passengers in the vehicle. He knew his rights, refused to acknowledge their "warrant", and despite CBP threatening him, the agents eventually were forced to let him go.
January 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Bryan MacCormack, the executive director of a New York-based immigrant rights group, was pulled over by CBP with two undocumented passengers in the vehicle. He knew his rights, refused to acknowledge their "warrant", and despite CBP threatening him, the agents eventually were forced to let him go.