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Game and Network coder for @StageFrightGame.bsky.social by Ghost Town Games. Director of Joggernauts by @spacemacegames.com. Minneapolis creative dev (he/him) Cat selfie enthusiast. Visit: zachstronaut.com
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Hey, I’m new to Bluesky but here’s some things you might remember me from:
Joggernauts, NESpectre: The Massively Multi-Haunted NES, SOPA blackout protest, Donutron, Zachstronaut, The Legend of Equip > Pants
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draknek.bsky.social
The (un)dead are growing restless. Spooky Express is almost here... 👀

Wishlist or pre-order now on the platform of your choice to be the first to play on October 21st
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lmichet.bsky.social
Learned that I am being laid off from Heart Machine, and will be leaving the studio later this month.

Do you need a contractor? I've got a track record of leading scope-friendly script revisions late in dev. I have also done a lot of consulting on new IPs and pitches/demos. Feel free to DM me!
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No, YOU lost a half day of productivity to a single buried Unity checkbox! CERTAINLY NOT ME.
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bricepuls.com
Now for the bittersweet part of any launch day as a freelance worker, with the game out, I'm out looking for work again. So, need a UI/gameplay programmer, a top-notch senior/lead QA Analyst, a technical or educational game designer?

I'm open to freelance and full-time positions, hit me up! Please!
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mattthr.bsky.social
So today's Halloween newsletter from @lauraehall.bsky.social features this Japanese pumpkin monster and two intruiging tidbits about it - it's the only known image of this creature and it's from a *board game*.

So of course, I had to know more, which lead me down a really fun rabbit hole

1/x
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Haunted Honeymoon with Gene Wilder. I don’t believe you will find it streaming anywhere, but I think it is free on YouTube.
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i don’t think critical thinking or self reflection are traits of Frey voters
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who questions the pipes? Mario is a plumber who eats mushrooms. I not surprised his trip involves plumbing fixtures.
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draknek.bsky.social
The brand new puzzle game from Draknek & Friends is launching SOON 👇🎃

Pick up the creepy cryptids and drop them at their destinations around Trainsylvania. But be careful! Stay on track of the situation or you’ll have a grave problem.

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Spooky Express
All the passengers are dying to ride the Spooky Express!
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zachstronaut.com
have you tried sending someone a gmail or an instagram message with the japanese word in it cause that is usually enough for the algorithms to start shoving something down my throat — /not that they are all spying/
zachstronaut.com
Going on a search engine and finding a good set of examples and synthesizing those yourself is the old fashioned way.

So, yeah, it can sort of be a shortcut to a global zeitgeist. With all the known bias dangers, of course.
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The one thing an LLM can do is spit out the synthesis of the sentiment of its training set. I mean that is its whole thing, right.

If you want to know how most people would write something that an LLM is heavily trained on, it will definitely tell you.
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Some thoughts after looking at Sora 2’s output.

I think it's going to kill short-form video as we know it. Its very existence undermines any expectation of information or authenticity.
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Do you think Rob Zombie knows how much he owes My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult?
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You could rock the hell out of that mustache and hat
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“Any malicious application installed on the same device can exploit this vulnerability by”

If you have an installed malicious application you were already screwed.

And the remote exploit they also mention, while serious, is not confirmed in the wild.
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I read the details, and it doesn’t seem like a very high risk exploit.
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Sora 2 only just came out, and already the videos are everywhere all the time.

But also, the fact that they made a copyright and trademark violating machine and are getting away with it is what makes me reach for my tinfoil.
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noelcody.bsky.social
Building a #pico8 game around this little guy! "Moss Moss" WIP
zachstronaut.com
yesterday i had to use a buffered linear interpolator because a regular lerp couldn’t hack it
zachstronaut.com
So this Unity vulnerability post seems to say:

1. Locally, it can only be exploited by an installed malicious app (but at that point you were already pwned)

2. Remote exploit for specific apps with specific URL handlers — yikes, but so far unconfirmed in wild

flatt.tech/research/pos...
CVE-2025-59489: Arbitrary Code Execution in Unity Runtime
Introduction Hello, I’m RyotaK (@ryotkak ), a security engineer at GMO Flatt Security Inc. In May 2025, I participated in the Meta Bug Bounty Researcher Conference 2025. During this event, I discovere...
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codepo8.bsky.social
Reminder that August is international procrastination awareness month.
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draknek.bsky.social
Spooky season is upon us!🎃

It's now less than one month til Spooky Express launches on PC and Mobile. Wishlist / pre-order now to secure your ticket onboard the ghost train

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