August is a vibe in much the same way fluorescent lighting is a vibe

we're watching Heads of State and holy fuck the things i'd do for John Cena to be my president

Frankenstein was the doctor. The monster is you. It has always been you.

Having a victorian era woman spring (becoming isolated and weird)

"why are you so weird" brother that's the source of my lore

whoever is in charge of all the Jira UI "improvements," please freaking STOP. I am not in need of any more surprise visual assault and my violentmonkey overrides script is probably longer than your codebase at this point.

today's non-dreadful thing? birbs. specifically "our" little cardinal fam:

I'm going to try posting some tiny daily (but probably not daily) non-heavy moments. I very miss twitter and am trying to reform some semblance of internet community again. For today, I'm sharing my sprouting of a public library seed!

@jshoffstall.bsky.social stay safe over there please! 🖤

I'm celebrating my _mumble_th birthday by refusing sleep to watch Good Will Hunting and Donnie Darko.

"I'm letting them get away with it!" as a statement regarding a single person is maybe my favorite thing. #maemartin

Panic is for the weak. I am the weak, panic is my everything

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