Zalgardis
@zalgardis.bsky.social
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The most important post on Bluesky today
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The most important post on Bluesky today
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Shampoo, for our first Ranmazine!
December 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Shampoo, for our first Ranmazine!
This is going on my desk at work.
December 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This is going on my desk at work.
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Team Cherry Holiday Sign-off! Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow revealed, the original Hollow Knight refreshed, and more!
Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
December 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Team Cherry Holiday Sign-off! Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow revealed, the original Hollow Knight refreshed, and more!
Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
Person: Oh. You know @uafbum.bsky.social
Me: Yes.
Person: Tell him I said "Piss off."
Me: Ah, you DO know him.
#outofcontext
Me: Yes.
Person: Tell him I said "Piss off."
Me: Ah, you DO know him.
#outofcontext
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Person: Oh. You know @uafbum.bsky.social
Me: Yes.
Person: Tell him I said "Piss off."
Me: Ah, you DO know him.
#outofcontext
Me: Yes.
Person: Tell him I said "Piss off."
Me: Ah, you DO know him.
#outofcontext
Me: Im not sure many people COULD portray Chun Li's thighs accurately.
Wife, without hesitation: @xxautumnivyxx.bsky.social
Me: ...touché
Wife, without hesitation: @xxautumnivyxx.bsky.social
Me: ...touché
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Me: Im not sure many people COULD portray Chun Li's thighs accurately.
Wife, without hesitation: @xxautumnivyxx.bsky.social
Me: ...touché
Wife, without hesitation: @xxautumnivyxx.bsky.social
Me: ...touché
GM: Is a 28 a crit.
Orc Cleric: It's sadly just meets.
GM: And you take 22 damage.
Orc Cleric: ...that is EXACTLY enough to knock me unconscious.
GM: OK, The healers down.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: It's sadly just meets.
GM: And you take 22 damage.
Orc Cleric: ...that is EXACTLY enough to knock me unconscious.
GM: OK, The healers down.
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
GM: Is a 28 a crit.
Orc Cleric: It's sadly just meets.
GM: And you take 22 damage.
Orc Cleric: ...that is EXACTLY enough to knock me unconscious.
GM: OK, The healers down.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: It's sadly just meets.
GM: And you take 22 damage.
Orc Cleric: ...that is EXACTLY enough to knock me unconscious.
GM: OK, The healers down.
#pathfinder2e
*out of character* There's been a lot of creatures that swallow us. I think we need to talk about Paizo's more kink.
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
*out of character* There's been a lot of creatures that swallow us. I think we need to talk about Paizo's more kink.
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
GM: You don't like the look of that area.
Orc Cleric: Interpret as "You should not go there." Got it.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Interpret as "You should not go there." Got it.
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
GM: You don't like the look of that area.
Orc Cleric: Interpret as "You should not go there." Got it.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Interpret as "You should not go there." Got it.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Bard: OK, I cast Telekinetic Projectile and I will throw... the beetle they were betting on.
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Kobold Bard: OK, I cast Telekinetic Projectile and I will throw... the beetle they were betting on.
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
GM: Your Nat 20 shows that the creatures you are tracking opened this door, saw the altar, and immediately turned around.
Orc Cleric: Yeah, they were smarter than us.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Yeah, they were smarter than us.
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
GM: Your Nat 20 shows that the creatures you are tracking opened this door, saw the altar, and immediately turned around.
Orc Cleric: Yeah, they were smarter than us.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Yeah, they were smarter than us.
#pathfinder2e
*GM shows shadow monster*
Kobold Barbarian: Would.
Orc Cleric: No, that's a shadow. *rolls Nat 1 on initiative*
Kobold Barbarian: You deserve that.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: Would.
Orc Cleric: No, that's a shadow. *rolls Nat 1 on initiative*
Kobold Barbarian: You deserve that.
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
*GM shows shadow monster*
Kobold Barbarian: Would.
Orc Cleric: No, that's a shadow. *rolls Nat 1 on initiative*
Kobold Barbarian: You deserve that.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: Would.
Orc Cleric: No, that's a shadow. *rolls Nat 1 on initiative*
Kobold Barbarian: You deserve that.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: Which path smells more mushroomy?
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Kobold Rogue: Which path smells more mushroomy?
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: How many healing spells do you have left?
Orc Cleric: I haven't used any yet.
Kobold Barbarian: OK, that means my vote is for violence.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: I haven't used any yet.
Kobold Barbarian: OK, that means my vote is for violence.
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Kobold Barbarian: How many healing spells do you have left?
Orc Cleric: I haven't used any yet.
Kobold Barbarian: OK, that means my vote is for violence.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: I haven't used any yet.
Kobold Barbarian: OK, that means my vote is for violence.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: It's cute. We should make it our friend.
GM: You know you can't.
Kobold Rogue: Let's kill it and take its shit.
#pathfinder2e
GM: You know you can't.
Kobold Rogue: Let's kill it and take its shit.
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Kobold Rogue: It's cute. We should make it our friend.
GM: You know you can't.
Kobold Rogue: Let's kill it and take its shit.
#pathfinder2e
GM: You know you can't.
Kobold Rogue: Let's kill it and take its shit.
#pathfinder2e
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crystal healing is out. crystal harming is in! i wrote a druid subclass based on the Vault of the Black Desert from the #pathfinder2e Extinction Curse adventure path. learn how to give all your closest friends radiation poisoning on pathfinder infinite: site.pathfinderinfinite.com/product/5470...
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
crystal healing is out. crystal harming is in! i wrote a druid subclass based on the Vault of the Black Desert from the #pathfinder2e Extinction Curse adventure path. learn how to give all your closest friends radiation poisoning on pathfinder infinite: site.pathfinderinfinite.com/product/5470...
"You are really making me consider alcohol right now."
#codenames
#codenames
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"You are really making me consider alcohol right now."
#codenames
#codenames
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Leshy Princess
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Leshy Princess
GM: You know it's weak against bludgeoning damage.
Kobold Rogue: Who does the punchy punchy?
GM: The Orc Cleric that's currently grappling it.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: Who does the punchy punchy?
GM: The Orc Cleric that's currently grappling it.
#pathfinder2e
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
GM: You know it's weak against bludgeoning damage.
Kobold Rogue: Who does the punchy punchy?
GM: The Orc Cleric that's currently grappling it.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: Who does the punchy punchy?
GM: The Orc Cleric that's currently grappling it.
#pathfinder2e
GM: You have one more action.
Orc Cleric: Screw it, I attempt to grapple. *rolls a 5* I use a hero point. *Nat 20*
#pathfinfer2e
Orc Cleric: Screw it, I attempt to grapple. *rolls a 5* I use a hero point. *Nat 20*
#pathfinfer2e
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
GM: You have one more action.
Orc Cleric: Screw it, I attempt to grapple. *rolls a 5* I use a hero point. *Nat 20*
#pathfinfer2e
Orc Cleric: Screw it, I attempt to grapple. *rolls a 5* I use a hero point. *Nat 20*
#pathfinfer2e
Kobold Bard: Yeah, I'm running.
Orc Cleric *to the tune of Brave Sir Robin* Princess Guini ran away. Bravely ran away away.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric *to the tune of Brave Sir Robin* Princess Guini ran away. Bravely ran away away.
#pathfinder2e
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Kobold Bard: Yeah, I'm running.
Orc Cleric *to the tune of Brave Sir Robin* Princess Guini ran away. Bravely ran away away.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric *to the tune of Brave Sir Robin* Princess Guini ran away. Bravely ran away away.
#pathfinder2e
YouTube algorithm working for once showing me this.
youtu.be/pnkThJ9j8XY?...
youtu.be/pnkThJ9j8XY?...
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
YouTube algorithm working for once showing me this.
youtu.be/pnkThJ9j8XY?...
youtu.be/pnkThJ9j8XY?...
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Selling my old VR setup for $500
includes:
- HTC Vive + all necessary cords/plugs
- 2 controllers
- 2 base stations + wall mounts
- 1 USB to micro USB
- 3 Trackers + Dongles (1 of the dongles is broken, unsure which one, but all trackers work)
- 1 Tracker (3.0) + Dongle
DMs open if interested
includes:
- HTC Vive + all necessary cords/plugs
- 2 controllers
- 2 base stations + wall mounts
- 1 USB to micro USB
- 3 Trackers + Dongles (1 of the dongles is broken, unsure which one, but all trackers work)
- 1 Tracker (3.0) + Dongle
DMs open if interested
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Selling my old VR setup for $500
includes:
- HTC Vive + all necessary cords/plugs
- 2 controllers
- 2 base stations + wall mounts
- 1 USB to micro USB
- 3 Trackers + Dongles (1 of the dongles is broken, unsure which one, but all trackers work)
- 1 Tracker (3.0) + Dongle
DMs open if interested
includes:
- HTC Vive + all necessary cords/plugs
- 2 controllers
- 2 base stations + wall mounts
- 1 USB to micro USB
- 3 Trackers + Dongles (1 of the dongles is broken, unsure which one, but all trackers work)
- 1 Tracker (3.0) + Dongle
DMs open if interested
Kobold Bard: Is anyone ELSE trained in medicine?!
GM: The one bleeding out on the ground.
Orc Cleric at dying three waves.
#pathfinder2e
GM: The one bleeding out on the ground.
Orc Cleric at dying three waves.
#pathfinder2e
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Kobold Bard: Is anyone ELSE trained in medicine?!
GM: The one bleeding out on the ground.
Orc Cleric at dying three waves.
#pathfinder2e
GM: The one bleeding out on the ground.
Orc Cleric at dying three waves.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Bard: I'm going to Battle Medicine our Cleric. *Nat 1*
Orc Cleric: Ha, Im in DANGER.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Ha, Im in DANGER.
#pathfinder2e
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Kobold Bard: I'm going to Battle Medicine our Cleric. *Nat 1*
Orc Cleric: Ha, Im in DANGER.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Ha, Im in DANGER.
#pathfinder2e