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Roll call. Favorite stocking stuffer to give people? I’ll go first.
A handful of loose ham salad.
A handful of loose ham salad.
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Roll call. Favorite stocking stuffer to give people? I’ll go first.
A handful of loose ham salad.
A handful of loose ham salad.
Fuck this. Seattle, do what you do best.
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Fuck this. Seattle, do what you do best.
Please let us know when he makes biscuits this holiday season, @cait.bsky.social
i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Please let us know when he makes biscuits this holiday season, @cait.bsky.social
Dearest Scottish folks.
We know you’re very good at making signs.
Please feel free to make as many signs to bring to the World Cup as you’d like.
(Rest well, Janey Godley.)
janeygodley.com/2016/06/28/w...
We know you’re very good at making signs.
Please feel free to make as many signs to bring to the World Cup as you’d like.
(Rest well, Janey Godley.)
janeygodley.com/2016/06/28/w...
I welcomed Trump to Scotland - Janey Godley
Last Friday I got up at 7am my country was screwed. The English and Welsh had decided to leave the EU. Scotland voted to stay but because the better together campaign had stopped us getting independen...
janeygodley.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Dearest Scottish folks.
We know you’re very good at making signs.
Please feel free to make as many signs to bring to the World Cup as you’d like.
(Rest well, Janey Godley.)
janeygodley.com/2016/06/28/w...
We know you’re very good at making signs.
Please feel free to make as many signs to bring to the World Cup as you’d like.
(Rest well, Janey Godley.)
janeygodley.com/2016/06/28/w...
Ashley Padilla = Bonnie Hunt 2.0
And that’s good.
And that’s good.
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ashley Padilla = Bonnie Hunt 2.0
And that’s good.
And that’s good.
The curse of 1993 is broken. But it was the wrong team that did it.
November 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The curse of 1993 is broken. But it was the wrong team that did it.
In the spirit of recent developments, I have a 5-leg parlay for the Blazers/Warriors game.
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
In the spirit of recent developments, I have a 5-leg parlay for the Blazers/Warriors game.
“But it rains so much in Portland.”
“Yeah. We’re cool with that.”
“Yeah. We’re cool with that.”
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“But it rains so much in Portland.”
“Yeah. We’re cool with that.”
“Yeah. We’re cool with that.”
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linda yaccarino secured the bag more smoothly than maybe anyone else in history. landing a sweet 2 year do-nothing gig to the tune of $20M+ because elon lost a twitter poll about whether he should be in charge makes her a first ballot hall of fame empty suit
July 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
linda yaccarino secured the bag more smoothly than maybe anyone else in history. landing a sweet 2 year do-nothing gig to the tune of $20M+ because elon lost a twitter poll about whether he should be in charge makes her a first ballot hall of fame empty suit
Fetch
delete a letter, ruin a movie
the blair itch project
the blair itch project
Delete a letter, ruin a movie:
Jurassic Ark
Jurassic Ark
May 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Fetch
I don’t think we use the term “lingua franca” enough.
May 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I don’t think we use the term “lingua franca” enough.
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ARSENAL ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
May 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
ARSENAL ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE
So he wants Walmart to eat tariffs? I can think of something he should eat.
May 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So he wants Walmart to eat tariffs? I can think of something he should eat.
Unsung Heroes of Motherhood www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/uns...
Unsung Heroes of Motherhood
Julie Owens, who bravely tugged on a tankini in mid-January in order to chaperone her twins to an indoor water park. After nearly swallowing a wet ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
May 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Unsung Heroes of Motherhood www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/uns...
Dallas gets a 1.8% chance for Cooper Flagg. Even Nico can’t fuck this one up.
May 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Dallas gets a 1.8% chance for Cooper Flagg. Even Nico can’t fuck this one up.
Dear Basketball Gods,
You owe us in Portland. #1 pick, please.
And you owe Seattle big-time.
You owe us in Portland. #1 pick, please.
And you owe Seattle big-time.
May 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Dear Basketball Gods,
You owe us in Portland. #1 pick, please.
And you owe Seattle big-time.
You owe us in Portland. #1 pick, please.
And you owe Seattle big-time.