John Millington
zapitron.bsky.social
John Millington
@zapitron.bsky.social
Just another computer guy in Albuquerque. There are many like us, but this one is me.
Trump has already signaled (through Kelly) that he considers anyone saying "don't break the law" to be a personal attack.
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
At least Trump does understand this: "Nobody believes it when I say it."
January 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I don't get it. Acts were happy to perform at the America Fuck Yeah venue, but after we renamed it to the NAMBLA Pedodome, they all canceled and now customers are requesting ticket refunds?!
January 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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I’ll laugh my frakin’ ass off if Trump’s DOJ manages to get the case against Maduro dismissed over their own incompetence.
January 5, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I usually think of HUDs as showing computer-generated images superimposed in front of real life, but I guess you can do it the other way too.
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
In the movie they used an orange.
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
@grok replace his suit with a bikini and make him look 70 years younger.
January 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Dammit, Trump beat me again. I gave "long horse" as the answer for that question.
January 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
This is like a president calling a press conference to brag, once again, the he just successfully changed his own diaper. "It looks pretty good, doesn't it?" he proudly beams.
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Doesn't sound like even an American thing.
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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I liked this one where he's like "look, you know the President doesn't do his own research and just parrots what people tell him."
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"I'm sure it's only a glitch, a temporary setback."
December 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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A Primary challenger for every seat, every cycle
A General challenger for every seat, every cycle
That is the recipe for a healthy and responsive party
No Ass should rest easily in The People's Seats
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It ought to work, as long as they change the annual amount given to HSAs from $2k to $250k. They're only off a couple orders of magnitude, but once they correct the obviously-a-joke $2k then they'll have a pretty good alternative to insurance.
December 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
DOGE Step 1: Fire the auditors.
December 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
He also promises that if you elect him in November 2024 to be President, he'll release the Epstein files.
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
They should ask her "which federal crimes did he pardon you for?" and just check the list to see if any are state crimes too, but didn't get prosecuted.
December 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Because Trump and Stephen Miller’s vision for the USA align perfectly with a society stratified along caste lines
December 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Imagine how much money you could get, by selling a list of the people who gave money to Comrade Trump in response to this.
December 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
All Trump needs to do to support "it was democrats" is admit he happened to be a democrat at the time. He should explain that he has raped many children in the past, but when he changed to Republican, he saw the light and cut his rapes by 25%, instituted in a 16-yo age minimum for his victims, etc.
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM