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Zapsalis
@zapsalis.bsky.social
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He/It || 27 || Dinosaur and Dragon Dude || pfp by Sin0maniac || AuDHD || Graysexual || 🍉🌻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♾️✝️ || Presbyterian || Single ||

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I know that it’s late, but here’s a late Halloween pic of me wearing my Spyro onesie for the third time in a row.

I can’t help it. It’s so comfy.

(Please excuse my ugly nose.)
My ugly mug posing in my Spyro onesie for Halloween at night.
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Dems are 100% gonna prop this slimeball up in the presidential primaries for 2028. I can sense it.

The Dems will never learn that pivoting does not work. Just look at Keir Starmer and Labour, b/c they’re still losing after embracing vile transphobia and demonizing queer folk.
Pepe cringing while holding a cigarette in his hand.
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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PEENT!
A meme of a transparent american woodcock placed over the hand moving quickly to press that one blue button, which is labeled “PEENT”.
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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And all it took was $40 billion of our tax dollars to buy Milei the Argentinian midterms. 🤡
“AYN RAND ATLAS NEEDS YOU TO SPOT HIM LIKE 2& 4O BILLION DOLLARS” “1ST ARGENTINIAN EDITION”
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Thank you for the opportunity!

Here’s some references of my Dromaeosaurid fella! Artists will be credited in alt text posts!
A white-bodied feathered raptor/ Dromeosaurid with a black snout and a black feathered underside and brown feathers on his head and collar, with black and brown feathery arm "wings" and brown feathery sideburns. The tip of his tail fans out in brown feathers, and both his fanned out tail and the black part of his wings have red iridescent highlights/feathers on them. His hand and feet scales are brown-purple, and he has red eyes with black reptilian-slit pupils. He has a brown, black-gray striped tie-wearing American woodcock friend on his back saying "Peent". The raptor's head is turned toward his back smiling at the woodcock prancing on his back. Art by Paleopunk here on Blue Sky. A white-bodied feathered raptor/ Dromeosaurid with a black snout and a black feathered underside and brown feathers on his head and collar, with black and brown feathery arm "wings" and brown feathery sideburns. The tip of his tail fans out in brown feathers, and both his fanned out tail and the black part of his wings have red iridescent highlights/feathers on them. His hand and feet scales are brown-purple, and he has red eyes with black reptilian-slit pupils. This time my raptor boi (AKA my deinonychus sona) is sleeping happily under a beautiful Wollemia tree (a "living fossil" from Australia). Art: Pimsri A wonderful headshot by Savage-Mojo, with my beautiful deinonychus boi as an anthro. Please note that his eyes are red with black reptilian slits for pupils. He’s wearing his beloved black and purple/pink galaxy hoodie here too.
October 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Post something random,or you'll have an AWFUL October!
Imagine of Nicholas Cage’s face on a pickle, with yellow text right below his face that says “Picolas Cage”.
September 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Okay then, I guess. I like a skeet you make and follow you, and you block me?

This website is so confusing.
Some user has blocked me?
August 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Stock image of a cringing man holding his hands out in disgust.
August 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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All this Milei glazing is just cringeworthy, because the reality of the situation in Argentina is so much worse under that lunatic.

www.pagina12.com.ar/844672-deseq...
Milei wearing his cringy LARP cosplay as Captain Ancap: enemy to age of consent laws. Text reads: “will argentina become the worlds first fourth world country⁉️🗣️🔥🔥”
August 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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He even makes sound! Conk-la-ree!
August 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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On Sunday I got a red-winged blackblorb while seeing butterflies at a indoor/outdoor local botanical garden with my gf for her birthday.

Might post butterfly pics later, but for now here are some pics of my blackblorb buddy for now.
A forearm/hand holding a forward-facing and orb-shaped red-winged blackbird plushy. A forearm/hand holding a forward-facing and orb-shaped red-winged blackbird plushy. A forearm/hand holding a forward-facing and orb-shaped red-winged blackbird plushy. A forward-facing and orb-shaped red-winged blackbird plushy sitting atop a botanical garden sign warning visitors of attacks from nesting male red-winged blackbirds. The sign says: “ATTENTION RED -WINGED BLACKBIRDS ARE NESTING IN THE GARDEN. THEY ARE VERY PROTECTIVE OF THEIR BABIES + MAY SWOOP + DIVE IF YOU ARE TOO CLOSE.”
August 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Yooo, my raptor sona has a woodcock friend who wears a tie and he’s named Mr. Peent.

Art by @paleopunk.art
A white-bodied feathered raptor/ Dromeosaurid with a black snout and a black feathered underside and brown feathers on his head and collar, with black and brown feathery arm "wings" and brown feathery sideburns. The tip of his tail fans out in brown feathers, and both his fanned out tail and the black part of his wings have red iridescent highlights/feathers on them. His hand and feet scales are brown-purple, and he has red eyes with black reptilian-slit pupils. He has a brown, black-gray striped tie-wearing American woodcock friend on his back saying "Peent". The raptor's head is turned toward his back smiling at the woodcock prancing on his back. Art by Paleopunk here on Blue Sky. Sorry if this description is hard to understand. I’m doing my best.
July 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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The sad part is that this shit isn’t new to this country either.

Many policies and aesthetics in Nazi Germany were lifted from America…
A stock image of a girl (labeled as ‘Nazi Germany’) cheating by looking at another girl’s (labeled as ‘Nazi Germany’) exam.
July 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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This thunderstorm looks so bad. It’s already pouring out. I took these a few minutes ago.
Photos of a severe thunderstorm by a lake, with a green hill, a few trees, a lakeshore and large gray/white clouds. Photos of a severe thunderstorm by a lake, with a green hill, a few trees, a lakeshore and large gray/white clouds. Photos of a severe thunderstorm by a lake, with a green hill, a few trees, a lakeshore and large gray/white clouds.
July 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Lmaoooo
The New York Times parody headline: “Eric Adams Questions Mamdani's Commitment to Serving Interests of Turkey” Courtesy of Mamdanitimes.com
July 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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July 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Meet Faolán the Cryolophosaurus, my latest dinosaur fella. His feather coloration/pattern is based off of a Steller’s Jay! 🖤💙🦖

Art by @spikeheila.bsky.social
A reference art for my feathered Cryolophosaurus Faolán, whose coloration/feather pattern is based off of that of a Steller’s Jay. He has a black/very dark blue head, a gray scaly neck, a charcoal/dark gray shoulder region (including the top side of his arms), light and darker blue colored jay patterns on the arms too. He also has a lighter blue underbelly region that stretches towards the underside of the tail with more dark and light blue feather patterning that mimics that of a jay’s. The top of his tail has more of those jay patterning but with lighter blue-gray colors. The region of his lower back between the charcoal gray of the upper torso/shoulders/backside and the lighter blue-gray of the tail is a gradient shifting from darker gray to blue. The anterior portion of the tail is also charcoal gray, while the posterior portion of the tail fans out into electric/azure blue feathers. The scales on his hands and feet are gray with black claws. His eyes are a bright orange, while his facial region is blackish in color, with a deep blue-black strip running from his nostrils to the crest on his forehead. His eyes and the blue-black facial strip are surrounded by a series/pattern of white dots, while his crest features circular banded eye spot patterning that are shaped like an upside down tear-drop that has white and gray banding too. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryolophosaurus https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steller%27s_jay https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Stellers_Jay/id A reference art for my feathered Cryolophosaurus Faolán, whose coloration/feather pattern is based off of that of a Steller’s Jay. He has a black/very dark blue head, a gray scaly neck, a charcoal/dark gray shoulder region (including the top side of his arms), light and darker blue colored jay patterns on the arms too. He also has a lighter blue underbelly region that stretches towards the underside of the tail with more dark and light blue feather patterning that mimics that of a jay’s. The top of his tail has more of those jay patterning but with lighter blue-gray colors. The region of his lower back between the charcoal gray of the upper torso/shoulders/backside and the lighter blue-gray of the tail is a gradient shifting from darker gray to blue. The anterior portion of the tail is also charcoal gray, while the posterior portion of the tail fans out into electric/azure blue feathers. The scales on his hands and feet are gray with black claws. His eyes are a bright orange, while his facial region is blackish in color, with a deep blue-black strip running from his nostrils to the crest on his forehead. His eyes and the blue-black facial strip are surrounded by a series/pattern of white dots, while his crest features circular banded eye spot patterning that are shaped like an upside down tear-drop that has white and gray banding too. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryolophosaurus https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steller%27s_jay https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Stellers_Jay/id
July 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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“Peentato” is so precious! Gonna steal that one, thank you. ❤️
Image of an American woodcock facing forward with its beak open. Text says “CERTIFIED PEENT - 7 DAYS A WEEK” in classic impact font meme style.
July 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Peent! ❤️
An imagine of an American woodcock with text saying: “[HAPPY PEENTING]”
July 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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My loved ones and I are so cooked now that the Billionaire Bailout Bill is going to passed, and millions of others are screwed too.

Fuck this country.
A close up of the face of the beloved American woodcock, with texting saying: “[PEENTS INTERNALLY]”.
July 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Peent.
Basically that one comic of that workaholic father ignoring his son, only for his kid to grow up to be a distant teenager smoking cigarettes. Specifically that four-panel comic with the son wanting his father’s attention, saying “Daddy” or Dad”, only for the father to respond “Not now, son”. The fourth panel would then show his teenager saying “Not now, dad” after his dad was asking “son?” while wondering why his kid was so aloof. I made an edit with the fourth panel replacing the teenage kid smoking a cigarette saying “Not now, dad” with an American woodcock facing forward while making infamous “Peent” mating call.
June 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I present to you my Guanlong fella, Thuban!

Adopted and first two pieces by @paleopunk.art and second two pieces by @furiaandmimma.bsky.social.
Thuban, my Guanlong fella I adopted from Paleopunk. This first piece was made by Paleopunk too! Thuban, my Guanlong fella I adopted from Paleopunk. This second chibi/“bean” piece was made by Paleopunk too! Thuban, my Guanlong fella I adopted from Paleopunk. This third piece was made by FuriarossaAndMimma! This time in headshot form! Thuban, my Guanlong fella I adopted from Paleopunk. This fourth and final chibi/anthro piece was made by FuriarossaAndMimma too!
June 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Breakbeat? How about BreakPEENT?
Image of an American woodcock facing forward with his bill/beak open, wearing a blue glow stick necklace and a pair of Oakley sunglasses and a rave party bs background with lasers. Image of an American woodcock facing forward with his bill/beak open, wearing a pair of Oakley sunglasses and a rave party bs background with lasers. No glow stick around his neck in this edit.
June 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Peent!
A happy American woodcock with its bill open, along with great that says “[HAPPY PEENTING]”
May 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Imagine comparing a genocidal monster like Columbus to Malcom X.

Wtf are NY Dems smoking?

Reminder that Columbus was so demonically evil that even his contemporaries had his ass jailed and brought back to Spain in chains.

The evil SOB enslaved, mutilated, and murdered numerous indigenous folk.
Edit of irritated Patrick Star with ice cream all over his face onto the body of Samurai Jack.
May 23, 2025 at 8:12 AM