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Zapsalis

@zapsalis.bsky.social

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He/It || 27 || Dinosaur and Dragon Dude || pfp by Sin0maniac || AuDHD || Graysexual || 🍉🌻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♾️✝️ || Presbyterian || Single || I’ll contact you if I want a commission, so please don’t message me unless I ask.

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Zapsalis @zapsalis.bsky.social · 7d

I guess I dug myself into a hole here following so many accounts. It’s gotten to a point where most of my followers are likely bots, but dead internet theory is so real that I don’t even bother anymore.

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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 1d

thinking about potato house this halloween

a post showing a bowl of candy with a single potato in the center with the text:

Tonight kids chose potato more than 25 times, each time triumphantly proclaiming to friends and family, "I GOT A POTATO!"
One kid shouted, "A potato, just like last year!" and another group said, "Oh, youre the potato house? You're legends!"

This has become an unexpected and joyful tradition. Kids are given the free choice and over and over again they choose Potato. My friends, every day you are given a choice. I encourage you: choose potato

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TFsential @tfsential.bsky.social · 5d

Tis the season for more spooky TFs! Went for a more American Werewolf in London feel for this'un.

#transformation
#transfur

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Bob / S.R. Appavu @bob-artist.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Halloween, aka National Put a Hat on a Ferret Day!

Panel 1 of a four-panel minicomic. A hand holds a ferret, while another hand holds a tiny witch hat.

The witch hat is put on the ferret's head.

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Thomas @thomasfuchs.at · 23h

Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o'-lantern images.

trick OR treat
trick AND treat
trick XOR treat
trick NOR treat
trick NAND treat
trick XNOR treat

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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 21h

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it

the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes

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🐴 Jam 🎃 comms open! ⭐ @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 3h

I wamt snø

Very rough doodle of my fursona in a beanie with a pompom and a big scarf enjoying some snow

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IT'S ELLEN TIME! @yotedragon.bsky.social · May 19

Possum witch

An anthropomorphic opossum is wearing a purple dress and matching witch hat while mounted on a giant flying pickle with a trail of sparkles. A crescent moon hangs in the background just in front of her face.

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Nathan @nathandunbar.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah this and the refusal to pronounce Mamdani correctly...

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Alan Richardson @alanrichardson.bsky.social · 5h

Classic—and his answer is basically “diversity is weakness when white people are racist”

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 5h

You can't make this up.

Another host, Eugene Daniels, asked Mr. Cuomo what he meant by diversity being a “weakness.”

“Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan,” Mr. Cuomo said, mistaking Mr. Daniels for his co-host Jonathan Capehart, both of whom are Black.

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logo, thurkey thinkin @logophobe.bsky.social · 1h

Rofl it'll almost be a shame to see this guy slither back under his rock

Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 5h

You can't make this up.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 2h

genuinely crazy-making how much the national press is indifferent to the verifiable fact that jd vance is buddy buddy with internet nazis, and the degree to which this is almost certainly a form of solidarity among people with a similar institution pedigree

Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 3h

mainstream media report on jd vance’s twitter mutuals, challenge level: impossible

Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 6h

He has already chosen, what the fuck are we doing here
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

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Radioactive Ren @rentradewind.noodlebowl.org · 6h

A chance encounter 💙 #art

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 5h

Lots of new designs in lap mats now available .. craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360... still 20%off

A black cat is sitting on top of a pile of lap mats in various colours .. mostly blues and lime greens

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rae! 🌥️ working on zines @zipsunz.bsky.social · 2h

💚🧡 NOVEMBER C0MMISSIONS OPEN !! 🧡💚

- ships, self-ships, OC x canon, etc.
- 10% off TSHD, TGAA, UTDR, MP100 (total)

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🏳️‍⚧️ Knarme's Art Corner @knarme.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I get a bit concerned about hair things, it's no surprise to find out my scalp is superglued to the bone. 😂

One of the easier things to fix.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Knarme's Art Corner @knarme.bsky.social · 1d

bcs it ensures they get the best circulation and nutrients for hair growth.

Scalp tightening from stress is a huge hair thinning and loss catalyst but kept in check by regularly checking and massaging the skin until it's all soft.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Knarme's Art Corner @knarme.bsky.social · 1d

Hair & scalp health tip;
Keep feeling your scalp to check if it's tightened. Stress causes it all the time.

In the best state, the scalp skin should feel soft and move easily when massaged with fingers.

Massaging the scalp until it's completely soft and mobile everywhere is good for hair follicles

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Skye McDavid @skyemcdavid.com · 12h

Theropods are NOT minding the gap.

London pigeons ignoring basic railroad safety principles

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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 1h

There’s a horrible video of Israeli settlers raiding a Palestinian farm in the occupied West Bank and brutally beating their sheep to death with bricks.

The sheep can’t even escape as they’re in enclosures. How very Israeli.

Obvious trigger warning www.instagram.com/reel/DQfO9a7...

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🎨Sifyro🎨 @sifyro.bsky.social · 3d

Psychic pokemon are very well known for their high IQ

#pokemon #art #espeon #eeveelution #cat

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rsieroty.bsky.social @rsieroty.bsky.social · 1d

Getting my Halloween treats ready.

#Halloween #Halloweentreats #happyfriday

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Titanogoro @titanogoro.bsky.social · 20h

DUSTBOWL SERVER HALLOWEEN COLLAB!!

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Katnay 🇲🇽 🦜 @katnay.bsky.social · 21h

Under The Giant Skelleton
💀Happy Halloween💀
#furry #anthro #art

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Shell @risu.bsky.social · 13h

I am convinced that the employment crisis we have is significantly influenced by edtech data that has been sold to employers.Your school reports and grades have been fed into applicant tracking systems for years, now even faster with ai.

All these work experience apps and school apps? Data brokers

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