Zeppy Constantine
@zeppconsta.bsky.social
My cousin Katrina Norseman's last name is Norseman
Pinned
I love being THE world class premiere dummy boi ❤️
Who else set an alarm this morning to shop the Wayfair Presidents Day Sword Rack sale?
February 16, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Who else set an alarm this morning to shop the Wayfair Presidents Day Sword Rack sale?
Happy Valentine's Day to all the chocoholics in my life ❤️
February 12, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Happy Valentine's Day to all the chocoholics in my life ❤️
My advice to my friend Matt who's been getting back into the dating world this year is that he just needs to find himself a woman with a kink for steadfast relationships and open communication - anyway I'm definitely helping
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
My advice to my friend Matt who's been getting back into the dating world this year is that he just needs to find himself a woman with a kink for steadfast relationships and open communication - anyway I'm definitely helping
Chat she was fired 💀💀💀
Unfortunately my most incompetent coworker is also really funny - I wanna hate her so bad but she's like camp level unprofessional so I also gotta begrudgingly hand it to her half the time
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Chat she was fired 💀💀💀
A lot of stove touchers out there in the US
one thing that will always be a mystery to me is the number of trump voters who basically thought they were electing george bush again reut.rs/3Mc4h4H
As Trump presidency enters second year, his voters share hopes – and concerns
Trump voters urge him to tone down the rhetoric and focus more on domestic issues, especially clearer pathways to legal status for law-abiding immigrants, healthcare reform, curbing waste and fraud, a...
reut.rs
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 AM
A lot of stove touchers out there in the US
Just realized reading the headlines about the Seahawks win that I actually didn't know both teams that played this year
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Just realized reading the headlines about the Seahawks win that I actually didn't know both teams that played this year
Reposted by Zeppy Constantine
(Walking up to you with barf on my sweatshirt) so what are we doing next
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 AM
(Walking up to you with barf on my sweatshirt) so what are we doing next
I want a sitcom edit where you can hear a character say "bam! that's my peepee" off screen followed by a toilet flush just a few moments before they walk into camera frame
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I want a sitcom edit where you can hear a character say "bam! that's my peepee" off screen followed by a toilet flush just a few moments before they walk into camera frame
I fucking hate this
Kansas just passed a monstrous bill enabling criminal penalties and vigilante lawsuits for trans people using the bathroom according to their gender identity and requires them to surrender their current drivers licenses and birth certificates if it does not match their sex assigned at birth.
January 29, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I fucking hate this
Gotten like 3 hugs today at work and it's hardly 10am - an unprecedented number of work hugs
January 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Gotten like 3 hugs today at work and it's hardly 10am - an unprecedented number of work hugs
I have a cold and would appreciate it if someone could come by my place to rip my nose off my face, thanks in advance
January 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I have a cold and would appreciate it if someone could come by my place to rip my nose off my face, thanks in advance
Reposted by Zeppy Constantine
The Supreme Court only cleared the way for Kavanaugh Stops four months ago and ICE now openly engages in violent racial profiling, snatching anyone who looks non-white and treating them as presumptively guilty of a crime. Remarkable how quickly our liberties can be crushed when courts go along.
Can confirm I have personally seen three attempts just today of agents in a convoy of ICE vehicles trying to snatch random POCs along Central Ave - and then being chased off by neighbors with whistles. It's blatant racial profiling.
Minneapolis city council member says POC should stay home:
Minneapolis city council member says POC should stay home:
Dear neighbor,
HIGH ALERT‼️ If you are vulnerable to deportation please stay home today. I’m sorry to say this but it’s not safe to be outside. ICE is tearing families apart.
Children of immigrants please keep your family safe.
Jason Chavez 1/
HIGH ALERT‼️ If you are vulnerable to deportation please stay home today. I’m sorry to say this but it’s not safe to be outside. ICE is tearing families apart.
Children of immigrants please keep your family safe.
Jason Chavez 1/
January 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The Supreme Court only cleared the way for Kavanaugh Stops four months ago and ICE now openly engages in violent racial profiling, snatching anyone who looks non-white and treating them as presumptively guilty of a crime. Remarkable how quickly our liberties can be crushed when courts go along.
Day 1 of ??? of trying to gaslight my boyfriend into believing there is a "Shreveport, Iowa"
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Day 1 of ??? of trying to gaslight my boyfriend into believing there is a "Shreveport, Iowa"
Back in the office for the first day of 2026
January 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Back in the office for the first day of 2026
First day back to work after 3 weeks of vacation and I miraculously remembered my login password now let's get this bread 😭👊
January 5, 2026 at 3:53 PM
First day back to work after 3 weeks of vacation and I miraculously remembered my login password now let's get this bread 😭👊
UWU ass administration
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
UWU ass administration
If you're ables to end 8 wars they let you start one, as a little treat
January 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
If you're ables to end 8 wars they let you start one, as a little treat
2026 we're bringing paranoia back in a big way but this time I can prove it!
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
2026 we're bringing paranoia back in a big way but this time I can prove it!
Me to my boyfriend when he decided to wake up grumpy this morning
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Me to my boyfriend when he decided to wake up grumpy this morning
"Happy 4th of July!!" - my impersonation of someone that doesn't own a calendar
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"Happy 4th of July!!" - my impersonation of someone that doesn't own a calendar
Some of y'all wouldn't be brave enough to post this
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Some of y'all wouldn't be brave enough to post this
I accidentally put this Meredith Monk song on one of my Christmas playlists 5 years ago and it's been a must listen every holiday season since
youtu.be/IFDdfnvzZK4
youtu.be/IFDdfnvzZK4
Monk: Education of The Girlchild: The Tale
YouTube video by Meredith Monk - Topic
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I accidentally put this Meredith Monk song on one of my Christmas playlists 5 years ago and it's been a must listen every holiday season since
youtu.be/IFDdfnvzZK4
youtu.be/IFDdfnvzZK4
Hope all the schizo-gram posters I've formed a parasocial relationship with are having a good Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hope all the schizo-gram posters I've formed a parasocial relationship with are having a good Christmas
Slept on my brother's new couch last night - when did we start doing the antihomeless park bench inspo for living rooms? I hate this design trend
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Slept on my brother's new couch last night - when did we start doing the antihomeless park bench inspo for living rooms? I hate this design trend
Merry Christmas 🎅🏻❤️🎅🏾
December 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Merry Christmas 🎅🏻❤️🎅🏾