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Pasha Paterson
@zer0bandwidth.bsky.social
A professional geek.
This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day.
This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing
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It's frickin' #Minecraft, y'all. What the hells did you do to it?
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
That's why you *should* go on. The best contestants to watch are the ones that are clearly having fun. (Caution: This might be a biased opinion.)
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My thoughts on allyship won't fit in a blurt today.
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
it do be like dat
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
black
then
white are
all I see
in my infancy
red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me
lets me see

as below so above and beyond, I imagine
drawn beyond the lines of reason
push the envelope,
watch it bend
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Pardon me, but fuck off, #LL107. Ugh.
#LearnedLeague
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
When are we going to get a movie where Ian McShane and Oscar Isaac play a father and son who solve supernatural mysteries?

Please?
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Well I guess at least I can fish for VBWA votes while my season gets flushed down the toilet. #LearnedLeague
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Make America Assert Harsh Consequences to Evil People Again
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Thanks to my daughter's interest in the game, I've been dragged back toward #Fallout4 this weekend.

Ten years on and I'm still noticing new things in this game.

New, dark, terrible, sad, disturbing things.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Inescapable brain worm: We need an exhibition game between Adam Levin, self-styled "AAron" Levine, and Adam Levine.
#Jeopardy
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Besides openly questioning the worthiness of a clue right after I responded to it? 🤣
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Stop scrolling, and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Arizona and California turned out really neat.
October 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
North Carolina and Texas be like

>.> <.<
October 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Why did I try to make all 50 US state flags in #Minecraft?

I dunno. Seemed interesting.
October 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Never settling for a simple "Hello?", my uncle would always answer phone calls with, "It's a beautiful day in Virginia."
I need to take my lunches out on the back deck more often.
#RVA
October 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
NO WAY LOLOLOLOLOL
#LearnedLeague #LL106
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Two match days to go.
This is going to come down to *a lot* of blind luck and tiebreakers.
#LearnedLeague #LL106
September 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
September 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Well actually if you must know it all started whe—
September 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I mean, there are only 26 letters to choose from. It must be really ornate or something.
September 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
BlueSky finally supports this now, so, I shall repeat the post that is pinned to my Twitter profile:
Credits and thanks to Jeb H for the best GIF ever.
#Jeopardy #NIN
September 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ooooooo neat
September 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
1. capitals
2. Why would you want to calm down? You are very much allowed to be excited.
September 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM