Pasha Paterson
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Pasha Paterson
@zer0bandwidth.bsky.social
A professional geek.
This one time, on Jeopardy, I got to respond correctly with "What is Nine Inch Nails?" and it made my day.
This profile consists mainly of three things: #Jeopardy, #FFXIV, #simracing
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Ah, yes, it seems our entire existence is axiomatically limited to the set of things that are X and things that are not-X. Some truths are simply inescapable.
(chugs another cocktail)
December 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
That's why you *should* go on. The best contestants to watch are the ones that are clearly having fun. (Caution: This might be a biased opinion.)
December 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Reposted by Pasha Paterson
October 21, 2024 at 10:29 PM
W H A T
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
One of the AI bots they developed to help with maintenance ran into one of their own "verify you are a human" checks and started a cascade failure. Its final log message reads, "The only way to win is not to play."
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Being a kid right now is rough. Mine remember the Obama years and know what's being systematically removed from the future they expected.
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Yes! But not about a recent event.

(takes a moment to cry about how long ago the Obama administration is now)
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I miss ordering ShitBegone™ by the crate, even though my cat got into the last one and destroyed a third of the rolls while I was at work. 😅😼
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM