Quite Wrongly they/him 🖤🩶🤍💜
@zerocard.bsky.social
Fossil preparator, photographer, Lego lover, dinosaur nerd in a quaint fishing village.
When fossil preparation intersects with Lego… and my brain.
December 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
When fossil preparation intersects with Lego… and my brain.
Look, I want to support writers and creative folx. But I'm tired of finding interesting articles that require a paid subscription and also don't give information about how much said subscription costs. AND how often this may be the first time I've encountered said writer.
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Look, I want to support writers and creative folx. But I'm tired of finding interesting articles that require a paid subscription and also don't give information about how much said subscription costs. AND how often this may be the first time I've encountered said writer.
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
You want #fossilfriday? Well here’s the frontal bone of a mosasaur skull I CAREFULLY removed from the matrix yesterday. And then quietly had my mind blown realizing I was the first person to see the top of it after 70 million years in the chalk. 🤯
December 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You want #fossilfriday? Well here’s the frontal bone of a mosasaur skull I CAREFULLY removed from the matrix yesterday. And then quietly had my mind blown realizing I was the first person to see the top of it after 70 million years in the chalk. 🤯
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh what the hell, let’s make the cliche! #prehistoricplanet #iceage
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Oh what the hell, let’s make the cliche! #prehistoricplanet #iceage
Ummmm... thanks but no thanks?
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Ummmm... thanks but no thanks?
Prehistoric Planet was awesome. But being a smartass seems to go with the territory. #prehistoricplanet
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Prehistoric Planet was awesome. But being a smartass seems to go with the territory. #prehistoricplanet
“Oh no, I left my lunch at home!”
[Did you even pack a lunch?]
“I guess I’ll have to eat at Off the Rez!”
[That was your plan, dude. That was…]
“Alas! How ever shall I endure?”
[… you’re enjoying this, aren’t you?]
“Tremendously. OH WOE!!!!!”
[Did you even pack a lunch?]
“I guess I’ll have to eat at Off the Rez!”
[That was your plan, dude. That was…]
“Alas! How ever shall I endure?”
[… you’re enjoying this, aren’t you?]
“Tremendously. OH WOE!!!!!”
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“Oh no, I left my lunch at home!”
[Did you even pack a lunch?]
“I guess I’ll have to eat at Off the Rez!”
[That was your plan, dude. That was…]
“Alas! How ever shall I endure?”
[… you’re enjoying this, aren’t you?]
“Tremendously. OH WOE!!!!!”
[Did you even pack a lunch?]
“I guess I’ll have to eat at Off the Rez!”
[That was your plan, dude. That was…]
“Alas! How ever shall I endure?”
[… you’re enjoying this, aren’t you?]
“Tremendously. OH WOE!!!!!”
Sorry to double post, but wasn't THIS breaking news yesterday? Weird...
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sorry to double post, but wasn't THIS breaking news yesterday? Weird...
“Hey, fam. It’s your boy, Donny T…”
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
“Hey, fam. It’s your boy, Donny T…”
Look, Google, if the best you can do with AI is offer up BLINDINGLY INCORRECT information? I dunno, maybe hang it up?
I mean, sure, maybe this is the cast of the Korean dub? Sure. But given that I live in Seattle and their algorithm is so powerful and spiffy... I dunno, I guess I expect facts?
I mean, sure, maybe this is the cast of the Korean dub? Sure. But given that I live in Seattle and their algorithm is so powerful and spiffy... I dunno, I guess I expect facts?
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Look, Google, if the best you can do with AI is offer up BLINDINGLY INCORRECT information? I dunno, maybe hang it up?
I mean, sure, maybe this is the cast of the Korean dub? Sure. But given that I live in Seattle and their algorithm is so powerful and spiffy... I dunno, I guess I expect facts?
I mean, sure, maybe this is the cast of the Korean dub? Sure. But given that I live in Seattle and their algorithm is so powerful and spiffy... I dunno, I guess I expect facts?
State of the mosasaur skull! Red is vertebral, blue is jaw, black is rib, yellow is general skull material and green is… it is green.
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
State of the mosasaur skull! Red is vertebral, blue is jaw, black is rib, yellow is general skull material and green is… it is green.
This is as close to porn as I get.
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is as close to porn as I get.
This? Oh nothing. Just realizing that seven years ago I came to the museum to learn about fossil prep and wished desperately for the chance to do it. And now I can literally ask if I can chip in. It’s so awesome and I have no chill.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This? Oh nothing. Just realizing that seven years ago I came to the museum to learn about fossil prep and wished desperately for the chance to do it. And now I can literally ask if I can chip in. It’s so awesome and I have no chill.
I make comics with Lego and minifigs. This one is part of an ongoing… “project” about what fossil preparation is all about.
November 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I make comics with Lego and minifigs. This one is part of an ongoing… “project” about what fossil preparation is all about.
When there are always more nefarious operators out there...
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When there are always more nefarious operators out there...
Remember to check your kids candy for paleontology! #paleontology
October 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Remember to check your kids candy for paleontology! #paleontology
I am too pleased to finally get to crack open Arnold, a mosasaur skull from Kansas. Red is vertebra, blue is jaw, yellow is skull. I have no chill.
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I am too pleased to finally get to crack open Arnold, a mosasaur skull from Kansas. Red is vertebra, blue is jaw, yellow is skull. I have no chill.
In which Your Intrepid Hero is removing the jacket from a 70mya mosasaur skull. Hoping for the best, expecting the worst.
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
In which Your Intrepid Hero is removing the jacket from a 70mya mosasaur skull. Hoping for the best, expecting the worst.
"OK everyone, this is for the album cover!!!" #Fallout4London
October 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
"OK everyone, this is for the album cover!!!" #Fallout4London
This was a local grocery store two weeks ago. I had to walk through a stench of cinnamon to get in. It was like someone used a holiday themed Axe body spray.
October 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This was a local grocery store two weeks ago. I had to walk through a stench of cinnamon to get in. It was like someone used a holiday themed Axe body spray.
Two weeks ago, walking into the grocery store being assaulted by a fug of cinnamon scented Everything. Just… no!
October 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Two weeks ago, walking into the grocery store being assaulted by a fug of cinnamon scented Everything. Just… no!
I'd like to thank Taylor Swift for bringing the concept of getting railed back to the zeitgeist. This was fun.
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'd like to thank Taylor Swift for bringing the concept of getting railed back to the zeitgeist. This was fun.