Oh they know it's dumb. That's why my car keeps giving me warnings to not let the screen distract me from driving. The screen that I have to look at to change the radio or the a/c or...

"And then when the satellite launches, I..."
"Excuse me, excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you. I can tell you're a busy man with all these... people running around. But last night, I was telling my wife about your cave..."

Fortunately there’s a bus replacement service for the museum.

And yet I keep getting notifications about how I need to follow more people back and I can increase engagement and…
Fuck you, I just want to see pictures from my friends and find other weirdos like me.

When liberals claim we're/they're going to move to Canada if [Republican] wins, the mockery is nonstop.
When billionaires claim they're going to move Because Wealth Tax, we're told to consider the risks.

I think there should be more mockery.

I just headcanon that nuclear science is where all the miniaturization "went to" instead of transistors. Massive computers, engine sized nuclear reactors and nuclear infantry weapons. I know that's not how it works, but...

From the traditional special "Merry Christmas, Uncle Duke!"

Years ago I saw a clip of Sean Hannity (or maybe Tucker) asking the question "Who does the Pope think he is to tell Christians how to live their lives?" And... ok, sure Martin Luther has some notes about that but... ummm....

"A beautiful sight... we're happy tonight... because the drugs just kicked in and WOAH UNICORNS!!!"

@peterclines.com , commentary?

Pfft, we’re clueless Yanks. We’re not expected to know better.

I saw it once and hated it for being a rose colored glasses nostalgic look at childhood trauma. Like, no thanks, already had my own shitty childhood!

Actually this was how I found out I had already blocked him. Which was reassuring.

Years ago I heard Sean Hannity ask his viewers "Who is the Pope to tell Christians how to live?"

Jesus, save me from your "followers".

I think it was Sean Hannity a couple years ago asking who the Pope was to tell Christians how to live.

Which… goddammit, Jesus save me from your followers!